Dead Pool [381]

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Congratulations to Cuntemall who has gone and won Dead Pool 380 by picking Swiss Author Erich von Däniken who died earlier this month aged 90. von Däniken was a pseudoscientific writer best known perhaps for Chariots of the Gods? Published in 1968.He was survived by his wife and son and 2 Grandchildren.

On to Dead Pool 381

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses picks from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your picks have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

42 thoughts on “Dead Pool [381]”

  2. Poor old Eric, gone to meet the aliens perhaps.🤔

    Ian Botham
    Henry Blofeld
    Geoffry Boycott
    Stephen Fry
    Billy fucking Bragg.

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  5. Harriet Harman
    Anthony Fauci
    Larry David
    Engelbert Humperdinck
    Gillian McCutcheon

    Well done Mr Cuntemall.

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  16. Desmond Morris
    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Len Deighton
    Renée Richards
    Michael Mansfield KC*
    *British civil liberties / human rights lawyer.

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    • Norm, now that the erroneus DP382 has been deleted you may want to choose an alternative pick for King.
      May I suggest another “Prisoner: Cell Block H” actress in Wendy Playfair (character Minnie Donovan in 33 episodes). She’s 99 so a good bet age wise and was a staple of Aussie TV for years.

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      • I was thinking of Maggie Kirkpatrick, Dickie. The infamous Joan ‘The Freak’ Ferguson. But Maggie Playfair would be a good one though.

  18. Dame Julie Andrews
    Alan Bennett
    Dionne Warwick
    Roy Hattersley
    Anne Robinson (who once told me she fancied me I think it was during her drinking period) The former Daily Mirror Journalist and Weakest Link host.

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  19. • Stormzy
    • Central Cee
    • Skepta
    • J Hus
    • Knucks
    (All black [c]rappers – I`m figuring the odds are in my favour given their `vibrant` lifestyle).

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