Chroming – the next level of idiocy
From the morons who brought you happy slapping and vodka eyeballing, comes:
Chroming – this link says it all
Are teenagers and students really so bored with their lives that they have to keep inventing these stupid “challenges” on social media? They really think that damaging their bodies to the point where their lives will be spent as vegetables or worse, killing themselves, is worth the risk? It says in the link above that one of the many risks is the lowering of your I.Q. – that’s at least one side-affect that isn’t going to be noticeable then. What a load of stupid cunts.
Nominated by Chunder Tunt.
The more of the pointless cunts that die the better. Just read about some Russian cunt who has burnt his bollocks off on some challenge. Bring em on.
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Hear hear. What ever happened to the detergent tablet challenge? hope it makes a comeback.
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Darwinism at its very finest.
Marvelous!
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Seconded, Jeez. Magnificent.
🎇
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If anyone out there is thinking of trying ‘chroming ‘
I say go for it!!!👍
Why miss out on all the fun?
Don’t let some old duffer tell you what to do!
Fit in with your peers and get chroming.
Film it too.
Your parents have other kids so you’re pretty much disposable.
And remember,
“Free Palestine!!”✌️
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Sniffing solvents and glue, nowt new there, when I was a school some silly cunt jumped off a balcony after sniffing glue. Darwin’s theory was at play on that day.
There are so many idiots and not enough methods to dispose of them, chroming isn’t strong enough to make a real contribution 😂
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Quite right, Sicksy.
When I was at school – as a dare – we had to sniff an elephant`s bottom. They weren’t really too bothered, but there is an element of risk involved. You just had to choose the right one. 🐘
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You must have been a right tearaway in the tribal village 😂
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I don’t know what the fuss is about, I tried with deodorant all I ended up with was a wet nose..
You can use roll-ons right?
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If you’re going to inhale something, make it something worthwhile, like DMT.
Or Isla Fisher’s used knickers.
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You are Summer Bays Alf Stewart, and I claim my free night in the caravan park.
YouTube
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Afternoon Thomas 👍
When I was at school it was glue for boys
Butane gas for girls.
Sort of like drinks at a cocktail party.
Some would try Tippex ®
They were seen as wankers.
Then it all just …stopped.
Everyone doing ‘hot knives’
Then ‘bucket bongs’.
You probably reminisce about it at Narcotics Anonymous??
😁
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Narcotics Anonymous is for pussies who are don’t enjoy their drug habit.
They should make their own naughtiness, like I do.
Afternoon MNC/all.
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With you on that one, Thomas.
Should we start Narcotics unanimous for like minded psychonauts?
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Next thing you know, the Lib Dems and mumsie types will be calling for aerosols to be banned to ‘keep our children safe’. Twats.
Cillit Bang is nice and strong. Go on, give it a go kids….
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I thought the modern way of saving our children and the planet involved putting tax on things.
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and letting them learn about mermaids and unicorns from bearded blokes in ball gowns.
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I would say gassing would be better. Far more effective. Uncle Terry’s oven.
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Used to be they were content with a bag of evostik, youth of today eh?
Used to work in a chrome plating shop long ago, everything in there was toxic, chromium itself gives wonderful skin ulcers, nitric acid, water doesn’t wash it off and it just burns through your flesh, cyanide for that quick goodbye.
Fucking insult calling sucking on an aerosol chroming!
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I’m saving my ‘dead younglings’ sympathy on the likes for the toddlers that get murdered by their parents.
THESE stupid cunts voluntarily bring their problems/demise on themselves.
To quote Big Vern , “You play with feathers, .. you get your bum tickled”
The parental *shame* of watching the box go into the ground for such trivial bullshit must be a real thing, despite the grief.
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*caveat* – (the shame bit)^ .. not the aerosol sniffing exclusively, but any and all of the potentially lethal bullshit internet trends, created by devious cunts for those with apparently no imagination of their own.
And that’s when they kill (only)themselves. Anyone else on here fancy a houseblock through the windscreen as you approach a flyover after dark, at maybe 70mph?
These days you can never be 100% sure it ain’t gonna happen! What a fucking species!
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jesus motherfucking christ.
2 separate murders by throwing weights onto interstate traffic, from bridges, same road, same year.
32 y.o. father of four. 9 kilo rock through the windscreen, breaking skull. Adult did the throwing. 39 months in jail. The bare minimum. 3 suspended sentences for his pals, who were daring each other to throw bigger and bigger rocks for money.
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22 y.o. killed by sandbag through windscreen eight weeks later. Four suspended sentences. Zero jail time, so the little badtards ‘lives wouldn’t be ruined’.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_Interstate_75_rock-throwing_murders#:~:text=He%20received%20a%20sentence%20of,to%201%20year%20of%20probation.
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It was gluesniffin when I was a youth.
The papers screamed in outrage!
Politicians promised to stop it!
Cliff Richard begged us to stop!
Just fizzled out.
A fad.
Never see a gluesniffin youth nowadays.
Went the way of leg warmers , rara skirts and I shot JR t-shirts.
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Because they made it difficult to buy glue, the skinheads in hanewell used to buy the gallon tins. It helped them form a good bond.
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Let them get on with it. it’s natural selection taking its course.
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It’s nowt new,the mad cunts back in the 80s were sniffing glue,aerosols and highliter pens.
Bargain Basement Space Cadets.
Keep at it you crazy kids!
Then fuck off
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Yes, fuck off to the crem’ with your whole family turning up in tracksuits and Robbie Williams’ Angels piped through the speakers.
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Chroming pah!
I my day we drank Domestos and Jeyes Fluid. Never did us any harm.
I don’t know, the youth of today eh?
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In my day we ate Fray Bentos pies.
By choice.
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For you young uns out there glue sniffing was fucking ace.
I recommend Iceland freezer bags and evo stik thix o fix if still available as it’s less messy than the runny stuff although the effects are probably crap nowadays as all the volatile substances have been removed.
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Including anything sticky.
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Shitheads dying ?
Excellent, carry on.
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These kids rehashing 80s fads for TikTok.
They should try Football hooliganism?
Get tribal.
Breakdancing on a bit of carpet or cardboard in a shopping centre.
And Heroin was very ‘on trend ‘ in the 80s.
All the celebs had a dabble.
You can probably get fair trade vegan heroin nowadays 👍
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They’ve got hooliganism. They call it social/environmental justice activism.
The only difference is they need a lift from their mums.
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What the youth of today need is their own zammo to put them on the straight and narrow..
Maybe the doctor who bender can become doctor no.
Might as well as his tenure as the doctor will soon be over.
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Given the viewing figures Doctor Who might soon be over.
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We called it “Huffing” when I was a kid. I swear these last 2 or 3 generations didn’t invent a fucking thing.
Every fad they love is what my generation invented (gen X).
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They invented using mental illness as a fashion statement.
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Drink Windowlene or quality de-icer, then chow down on some Kiwi high-gloss boot polish.
Breakfast of Kings.
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Chroming ….is it a new notepad/laptop…… lowering the i.q. of participants pointless the simians joining in then 😩
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I read today on Facecunt that in our local area some cunty teenagers think it is funny going round playgrounds super gluing nails to slides, seesaws and roundabouts.
What a fukcing hoot.
I feel like I’d like to catch one of these cunts in ‘action’ beucase I’d superglue their eyelids together then twist then round and round and send them onto a main road to find the other side.
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Again, nothing new. This generation aren’t capable of having an original thought.
It was razorblades superglued to playground equipment back in the ’80s.
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Nowt was as sharp as the saddles on our early 80’s Raleigh (heavy as fuck) racing bikes eh, Odin?
Handlebars rotated back 180 degrees to look like laser guns, of course.
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I had a grifter.
With stabilisers.
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I had a Tomahawk and then a Chopper.
The Raleigh Burner and the Grifter were fucking ace for jumps and wheelies though…If you could get the front wheel to lift off.
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I only had BMX-type things. Brother had a mountain bike at one point.
I went up a wooden ramp we made and landed upside down.
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I had a Grifter too. Twice as heavy as a BMX 🙄
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Grifter XL (the one with 3 gears) .. too heavy to pull a wheelie on, even …
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The same nails should be used in their nuts if they get caught.
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Fucking pansies.
When I were at uni in Edinburgh, the jakies used to sit on the benches outside Surgeons’ Hall wrecking themselves on ‘Brasso’ that they’d knocked off from somewhere.
I used to love sniffing ‘Cherry Blossom’ shoe polish as a lad. Never did me any harm.
Afternoon all.
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Unless you got too close and ended up with a black nose. Nowadays, that would be racist.
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I had some very nice chroming on a BSA a65 when I was a lad.
Non whatsoever on my CRF 1100..!
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That’s why cunting modern bikes go rusty at the first sign of moisture in the air. And they don’t have proper fucking mudguards. I love my Triumph sprint, but what fukwit designed the front end so that water and mud gets sprayed over the radiator, and the back end which sprays crap all over the panniers and my pillion’s legs?
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A new name for an old practice.
Just as glue-sniffing was an IQ test in the 80s and 90s, chroming is the updated version. That it’s been done on TikTok just adds to my sense of apathy..
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Was just going to say the same. Nowt new about glue and aerosol sniffing.
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My first thought was that this story is a load of bollox. There’s nothing new to see here.
But on second thoughts, these gen z types are so flaky, they’d probably need the services of A&E if they sniffed a marker pen.
There’ll never be anything like the early 90s rave scene whilst these soppy cunts still exist.
Can you imagine any of the current shower of shit popping a couple of doves after a gram of wizz and 6 pints of Stella, and living to tell the tale?
Fucking mollycoddled wankers!
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They were doing this when I was a lad, and probably before. They’ve just given it another name so that young wankers will think it’s something new.
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Theyre not drink or staying out (got to look good for the ‘gram), having sex, learning to drive or going to house parties.
They get excited over a iphone or new burger at MczDonalds, that they get delivered and then eat on their own.
They’ll be the very cunts Edgar Friendly (Dennis Leary) talks about in Demolition Man
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Or the Eloi in HG Wells’ The Time Machine.
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this all day long!!! then hop in some cunts motor spending the next 4 hours trying to find a warehouse in Hackney where the party was the driver being more off chops than anyone else
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I huffed some interesting-smelling used knickers off Susan Boyle.
Rather than multicoloured visions of the fractal dimension beyond this one, I was transported into a sea of grey misery, dotted with drab stone huts full of hunched miserable đẁarvės.
Presumably Scotland.
Or Wales.
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I go there on holiday.
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🤢🤢🤮
That was grim. I think I’m going to need to see a psychiatrist now or find a bridge to jump off.
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Why is everything a fucking ‘challenge’ these days?
Numerous fuckwit challenges on soshul meedya that started with the ice bucket challenge and have since got more retarded to the point of being instantly lethal.
Even the work place isn’t safe from this bullshit.
Middle management bellends sucking up to directors with their ‘I do love a challenge’.
Do you cunt? Do you fucking really?
I don’t. I like to go to work, do my job and get paid at the end of the month. That’s because I’m competent and capable. Not a corporate cock sucker.
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To be fair odin, its a challenge for youngsters these days to pick what gender they are.
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When I were a boy the word “gender” were used exclusively to describe ships, aircraft, cars, etc.
As “she” or “her”.
Also some countries, e.g. “motherland” or “fatherland.”
Gay males were occasionally referred to as “her” but only in a derogatory sense.
Nowadays school children are given 100 genders to choose from by their lefty woke teachers and the BBC.
It’s nowt less than child sexual abuse, imo.
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There was the ‘Ice Bucket Challenge’ a few years ago. It was to ‘raise awareness’ of Motor Neurone Disease, but the message was forgotten and it became a way for cunts to humiliate themselves.
Unsuprisingly, nobody on Facebook nominate me after having pointed this out.
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I’ve had some nice chroming on my Rover P6 – bumpers, door handles, light bezels, number plate plinth, fuel cap…
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That’s a nice motor!
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Thanks SDV.
it is a 1973 3500 auto with all the goodies fitted!
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Your Michael Douglas in Falling Down and I claim my £5😁
Today after work I went the gym.
Getting out of shape.
I hit the machines, weights, then gloves on and hit the bag.
I feel like shite.
Can barely turn my head ☹️
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Was ‘eye of the tiger’ playing in the background?
It was wasn’t it.
hehe
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I like to think JP was there like Mickey out of Rocky II and yelling at you.
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A bit like this..
https://youtu.be/llq96Fs3D-A?si=mIeU7frNA4a3wKM4
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only In my head Harold..
Ali boomayai!! Ali boomayai!!
I lost on points☹️
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Are you in training for an upcoming visit to the gladatorial arena that is the Worcester bike sheds?
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The Worcestershire Windmill has been in training for months now.
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Are you John Fury?
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I fragged two ribs sparring last week. Vision and speed are the first things to go when you put the years on and I paid.
Six weeks off says the Doc. I’m back at it tomorrow – addictive as chroming.
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I usually only hit the bag after seven pints of Stella and half a bottle of Famous Grouse.
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