(BST starts today, so don’t forget to put your clocks forward 1hr if you haven’t already done so (UK cunts only) – Day Admin)
Attention pop pickers everywhere! The IsAC horn section should be placed on full alert. That captivating little minx Dylan Mulvaney is back, hotter than ever!
The sex-on-a-stick Miz Mulvaney has (as they say in the biz) ‘dropped’ a record and a video for ‘Days of Girlhood’, and it’s absolutely sensational. It’s a superbly crafted take on how the average ‘girl’ spends her time; you know, climbing out of a pink sports car, going through the pink front door of a huge mansion, lolling about in pink lingerie on pink sheets, sipping champagne, and all that sort of thing.
But I’m also certain that beneath all that entertaining, frothy fun, there’s a serious message about something or other for us all to take on board.
This isn’t merely a singer who can deliver a great song with style and panache. No, this is a performer with something to say, with a statement to make.
Without doubt this is the musical event of the year, and enormous sales and a string of awards must surely follow. I foresee a massive future for the incredibly talented and gorgeous Miz Mulvaney, with this latest triumph being merely one more step up the staircase to Swiftesque mega stardom.
You go, gurrrrrl!
Nominated by Ron Knee.
AH Dylan, The cunt with no cunt.
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Technically a transcunt, an aspiring transformer Optimus Nofanny
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Is ‘Our price’ open on Easter sunday ?
I’ll pop in after Easter service at the mosque if so.
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Chocolate Mohammeds half price today
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@Ron Knee I sense a hint of sarcasm in this nomination😂😂😂 Good Morning Gents🤗💋
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Estimated net worth this minute? ….. (🤢) …. $1.5 million …
Excuse me.
🤮
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Apologies, Jill .. that was meant for general reply 🙄.
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A hint Jill? I’ve never seen so much sarcasm squeezed into so short a piece! All richly deserved. Bravo Ron!
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Sarcastic, moi?
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What a total skank it looks like. And then there’s the meat and two veg. No wonder the rest of the world thinks the West is degenerate and finished. Last days of the Roman Empire.
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Let the geezer get as outrageous as he wants.
Then use him as an example to any young person that wants to ‘transition’ as an example of how they might end up.
Maybe when young people see exactly how fucking ridiculous this cunt is they may change their minds.
For older people, use Eddie Izard.
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I’m an older people, we didn’t have Eddie the no fanny Lizard when I was growing up, we had proper mincing irons like
Danny WATCH YA MATE la rue
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Ah good old Danny ‘in my fifty years in showbiz’ La Rue. Truly a careerist drag act up there with the best of ’em.
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I knew Danny’s boyfriend, or perhaps he was one of many.
Not personally, he was just one of the kids from the area that I used to hang out.
He didn’t seem to have any other friends.
Strange for a 15 year old boy.
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A quare in a frock
Not a girl
When the rag heads take over he’ll wish he was a bird.
Then he could fly away when he gets thrown off a multi storey building.
Good morning 🌄👍.
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Joe Biden should really help make an example of brave souls such as Dylan, by making them perhaps say, a four star admiral in the US Military.
Oh hang on a minute.
Good Morning and Happy Easter Sunday.
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Didn’t Mulvaney actually meet ol’ Joe to talk about tranny issues or something?
Must have been a right thrill for the old buzzard.
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bet the dirty kid diddler still gave it a good sniffing
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Or…
https://nypost.com/2022/12/12/non-binary-biden-nuclear-official-sam-brinton-fired-after-multiple-luggage-theft-charges-reports/
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“Tolerance is the lube that helps slip the dildo of disfunction right into the arse of a civilised society.”
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How eloquently put HC and so true. As to the freak in question, the US has its fair share of hand guns and perhaps this is a legitimate use of a bullet or two to rid the world of this attention seeking vomit inducer for the greater good. Great nom Ron.
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Can I put my clocks back to the 80s admin?
Where freaks like that would be in a institution getting lobotomized..
England had a proper football kit.
And you could wish people a happy Easter without offended a ethnic..
They knew their fucking place..
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Amen 🙏
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It would be the mid-60s, early 70s for me Barry.
Days of youth, great music, girls with great legs in miniskirts, white people on the street, drinking and free love at uni, England world cup winners…
‘Those were the days my friend, we thought they’d never end…’
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60s and 70s for me too, totally white England and perverts and kid fiddlers got the fuck deservedly kicked out of them
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Happy days the 80s when trannies would just get drunk and go and hang themselves.
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In years to come these things will be stored in glass jars in a medical college or a museum.
Personally, I would use them as shark bait.
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Well that’s just nasty.
I quite like sharks and I could never be that cruel to them.
If my local supermarket had minced Mulvaney in tins as pet food I wouldn’t give it to my dog as his dinner either.
My dog deserves better.
What I would do with Dylan is ram a huge butcher’s hook up his arse and hoist him up as a piñata for the local kids to enjoy.
Once pulverised and tender I would leave his remains on the beach for the gulls to eat.
I don’t like gulls.
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Agree – gulls are cunts.
I found out recently that migratory gulls are protected. I guess I should fall in line and stop blowing them up with my bread/bi-carbonate combo.
Fly away lesbian seagulls….
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I like gulls. We have a family of three herring gulls, mum ,dad and junior who turn up twice a day for food. I give them a pork pie to share each time and they are very civilised about making sure that they each get a third. Gulls are devoted parents with the young staying with ma and pa for at least two years.
Magpies are cunts.
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Oh Mr Cunter, may I have first twat with the bat? I identify as a big kid, love CuntyMort.
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give it the mudslimers and tree swingers, tell them it’s goat and they’ll make a curry with it
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Well hellooo. Diiiinng dong you gorgeous piece of pure feminine sweet scented girlhood. Pure beauty right there, baby.
Shit, where did i put my glasses.
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Stunning and brave
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It’s my opinion that Mulvaney is nothing more than an utterly cynical narcissistic cunt who’s found a way to monetise transgenderism.
It’s really hard to take his shlick as anything more than a grotesque parody.
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She works hard for the money
So hard for it, honey
Shame the rest of the lyrics don’t apply!
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When the muzzers take over the west blokes like this will be the first thrown off the top of a building. Makes me very conflicted….
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Fuck them, why can’t we cut them out and throw the cunt off a building ourselves?
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Haha spot on sir.
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tie elastic to the wannabe cunt so we can watch him get thrown off a dozen times once just isn’t enough
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Dylan knows about as much about being a girl as I do about being an astronaut.
Something to do with having XY chromosomes.
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Haven’t you heard Odin? Dylan wants to get pregnant and be a mum.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oilNDkUm-9w
Maybe someone should have a quiet word…
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The delusion is strong in this one, Ron.
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if you’re gonna lie about being an astronutter there’s always a job going at nasa, you’d need to put a fuck ton of hair gel on your head to look like Jedwood first then its off to the studio space station
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Does it play the pink oboe?Dirty chutney ferret.Push it in front of a Sherman tank.
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Roll on the Caliphate.
Public executions of Mulvaney and Izzard, and the wimminz will be put back in their box.
What’s not to like?
Happy Ramadan everyone.
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Geordie, is your other half a Geordie girl? I’ve met a few. If she is I bet you wouldn’t say to her face that women should be put back in their box. Happy Easter/Ramadamadingdong.
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No arfur, she’s from Zummerzet.
I chose a West Country lass to be my my life’s partner because, unlike Geordie women of my ken, at least she doesn’t fart in bed.
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Grab her by the pussy.
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That sounds like my typical day. And he must be a great lay. He single-handedly fucked the Bud Light brand.
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What the fuck happened?????…………….
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I thought it was brilliant, just one thing, all the other girls/woman had swimsuits or shorts that actually fitted around the crotch.
Come on Dylan, show us your camel toe 😂
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It’s all about comfortable knickers Sick of It.
These tranny types who are convinced that they are really females born in the wrong bodies just don’t get the fact that real women don’t wear uncomfortable knickers.
A proper woman might wear uncomfortable knickers, but only to please their partners and they will soon be taken off…….with great relief.
Once a guy decides that he wants to be a girl their first stop, invariably is to Mark’s and Spencer knicker department where they will stock up on lacy g-strings which must be even more uncomfortable if you are trying to cram your cock and bollocks into.
But they are girls now and tight, uncomfortable knickers are the way to start.
Fucking idiots.
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Agreed, Artful.
Much like, I imagine, Diane Abbott would rumble down to the local DIY store to pick up some extra-strong baling wire and cargo netting to bolster her already straining netherwear.
🤢
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Who? I assume autotuned Cowelesque awesome talent. Probably be top of the pops for months (4 downloads a week, I think that equates to nowadays)
I would rather stab my eyes and pierce my eardrums than watch the Yew Tube bit.
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Dildo MyHeiny
A walking insult to every real woman. Some LBGT magazine made this thing their woman of the year, not she he’d been a ‘woman’ for a year then.
This would never have happened before social media
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‘girl you’ll be a woman soon,girl you’ll still have a cock’ 🎶🎸
I would have loved to have seen Dylan and it’s ilk around the footy grounds in the 70’s-80’s ….pre match kick about anyone 🥾…mincer
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Unfortunately I cannot bring myself to watch anything involving that degenerate sack of shite.
Immediate Easter Oven.
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The way these evil cunts always,without exception,dress like a parody of a prostitute from an 80s film clearly demonstrates the depth of the foul sewer that passes for their minds.
That this is accepted,never mind protected by law,just shows how the “elites” are just as depraved as those they protect.
A barrel of diseased vermin.
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I’m pretty certain that all of this shit – trannyism, the racial justice grift, the green con, gender pay gaps etc etc – is all conceived, incubated, and then shipped around the rest of the world from the shores of the USA, specifically the Sodom and Gomorrah of auto-fellators on the West Coast, where by coincidence are situated all of the great mind controlling propaganda machines of Facebook, Google, Twitter etc.
If we gave General C sufficient notice, do you think he would object to an experimental nuclear strike to take out California so we can see what happens after that?
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No disagreements, but just on top of what you said … a portion of this shit is surreptitiously being pushed by other interests – who couldn’t give a fuck about the likes of this odious little stain on humanity – such as China, … from behind the curtain. Digitally boosting the freaks numbers, for example thus further spreading HIS exposure, so western culture slides further down the pan. I.Q.’s are surely plummeting from the indoctrinated learning nothing anymore, too busy watching bullshit of this type and nothing else. Tik Tok over there, I believe, wouldn’t or doesn’t tolerate this kind of effluent.
Similarly they, and Russia and more have agents in the dark continent pushing, nay sponsoring some large number of the dinghy invaders, not to THEIR countries, but again the rest of Europe that they want destabilise. At the very least just spreading the word about how ‘great’ it will be for them in the U.K., say … the mobiles and dinghies etc. would be small investment pricewise to them .. costing the (stupid) West dozens of time more per poo-coloured head that arrives every day. Prolly Mexico too.
Then, on top of that other empty-headed cunts you mentioned are doing their work for them as well, of course ..
It’ll be communism vs. islamism in the final, I reckon.
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Yours is the more – crucially – comprehensive analysis to put flesh on the bones of my incomplete summation of the situation.
The enemy without is indeed cultivating the enemy within. I have no doubt that Putin and Xi must hardly be able to believe their luck; we’re immolating ourselves and all they need to do is pass us the Jerry Can of ideological four star to douse ourselves with. We won the last two world wars because of our national unity and determination to defend our commonly held values. That will never be the case again, as younger generations are inculcated with the poison of national self-loathing and a delusional quest to destroy their history and culture, not having understood the evil that will then fill the vacuum they’ve helped to create.
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Bob on. I can’t fault your critique.
TikTok has a lot to answer for.
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Testing…
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I fucking give up trying to post with this fucking Mumsnet WordPress.
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Morning all on this lovely Easter Sunday.
To give you all a lift and a laugh, here’s a classic Dylan compilation;
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=dylan+mulvaney+cringe+comp
If it’s possible to make a bigger twat of yourself than this postbox gobbed idiot does, I’d like to see it.
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Morning, Ron,
Happy Easter, mate.
“Postbox-gobbed idiot” made me chuckle into my fry-up.
Bravo!
It’s a face you’d never tire of smacking tho, isn’t it?
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Morning C-C, and top of it to you.
Indeed. Mulvaney is high on my list of Top Fifty Faces I’d Like To Punch Repeatedly, along with other luminaries such as Flabbott the Hutt, Little Owen Jones (bless), The Great Satan Blair, Yasmin Alibaba-Brown, and Jezza Vine.
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A three-knob gob, …
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You could wedge an old 78 rpm record in it.
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Forgot all about this fucking cunt. Thanks for reminding me……
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I hate Dylan Mulvaney with the force of 1,000 suns. Maybe not as much as I hate Boris Johnson, but there’s a fag paper in it.
I genuinely do not get how people can think this abomination is a real woman. It’s a theatre kid in a frock with some serious issues. I wouldn’t want to look at its hard drive.
Unkle Terry, fire up the burners. Double sharpish.
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Hatred of the fat albino cunt-face Boris is infinite. Similar to top-cunt Blair.
Some smart bastard should work out a formula to prove that the hatred-magnitude-difference of Boris vs Blair is possible.
The Noble Prize for research into Cuntery.
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I would sit the man down and slap his face every time he gives me the wrong answer to the questions I ask him. He will go home with a face like a smacked arse and never tell lies again. His bollocks will have ended up permanently in his throat after each face slap in unison.
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Hope the cunt gets signed by Diddy. Diddy will be his daddy, cos diddy don’t like chicks, diddy likes to reach round for a hand full of dick.
Let’s face it, nothing Dylan would like more than a black cock up his back passage.
We’re meant to feel like celebrating this little shite hawk? Truth about Dylan is he’s found a way to fame and fortune but it’s cost him his soul.
You’re barely a man Dylan but your failure to be a man doesn’t make you a woman. Nothing can make you a woman, not makeup, not surgery and definitely not a tampon up your arse, it ain’t a period it’s blunt object trauma of your butthole you freak!
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-68607169
Is this what happens ?
Shit heap
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Let third world people into your country and it will quickly become a third world.
Aided and abetted by those liberal useful idiot cunts at the BBStani.
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Shocking 😲
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