Congratulations to George W Bamboo who correctly predicted the death of A Place in the Sun Presenter Jonnie Irwin who has died aged 50 following a three and a half year battle with metastatic lung cancer.
On to Deadpool 313 .The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next .It is first cone first serve.No duplicate picks allowed and you can always steal someone elses picks from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapqping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been nabbed.
5)Hits are rewarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.
Didk Van Dyke
Marion Ross
Earl Holliman
Jimmy Carter
Mel Brooks
0
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Eric Burdon
Alan Price
Georgie Fame
2
Yoko. Spot on. How many more grains of sand can there be in her hourglass?
0
The auld wytch is 91 this year.
I bet Macca is hanging on, so he can see her snuff it.
1
Esther Rantzen
Don King
Brian Murphy
Stan Bowles
Ratko Mladic
0
Joe biden
Graham Nash
Libby purves
Mick jagger
Sharon Osborne
2
Grandpa Joe is the Walking Dead, or more accurately the Shuffling Dead. I hear he’s in the new Rick Grimes movie
1
Ray Anthony
Wilson Fittipaldi Junior
Bud Anderson
Virginia Halas McCaskey
Mirtha Legrand
0
#Mirtha Legrand
0
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirtha_Legrand
Pushing the limits of “we have heard of” in rule 3 just a bit or what!đ
2
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Halas_McCaskey
1
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Anthony
1
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bud_Anderson
1
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilson_Fittipaldi_JĂșnior
At least with this one the surname gives a hint (to followers of motorsport / F1) of who he is.
1
https://is-a-cunt.com/2018/08/dead-pool-108/
Is you, or is you not, the same Shaun who, in DP108, said they would not be picking obscure picks? I think you need to give yourself a stern talking to, abstain from masturbation for a month and say 10 Hail Marys in penance for breaking your promise.
2
“Is you…” ? Excuse the crappy English. I must have come over all ethnic for a moment (it’s what happens when you eat bananas during the hours of darkness). It should have read “Are you..” . Obvs innit bro’, nomsayin’?
2
Don’t drink and post.
2
Rob Burrow
Stephen Darby
Esther Rantzen
Josef Fritzl
Pope Francis
1
Fuck, I should’ve put Ted Turner
2
Renée Richards
Desmond Morris
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Len Deighton
George Carey
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
Cliff Richard
Good darts George
2
I assume Esther Rantzen won’t count if she flies to Switzerland to pop her cork ?
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Virginnia Mckenna
Cleo Laine
William Shatner
Neil Kinnock
Roy Hattersley
4
I don’t see why Esther couldn’t be included. What difference does it make how someone pegs it? Dead is dead whether it be a result of natural causes, murder or suicide.
1
If Fester Rancid does piss off to Switzerland, I myself will pop a cork. Of champagne….
0
Michael J Fox
Christopher Lloyd
Frederick Forsyth
Erich von DĂ€niken
James Hetfield
(I feel more bad every subsequent time about the top one, there .. but you know what will happen if I pull it , at this stage! )
0
Lea Thompson always gave me the horn when she was in that car in Back to the Future.
0
Boris cuntson
Michael cunt gove
Cunti Sunak
David Cuntmoron
Cunt Starmer
1
The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Eva Marie Saint
Well struck George W.
1
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Timothy West
Prunella Scales
0
In there George.
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Denis Law
Madonna
Maggie ‘The Freak’ Kirkpatrick
1
Cliff âColostomy bag wearing, k*ddie fiddlerâ Richard
John âCliffâs spunk swallowerâ McElynn
Zachery âMarmite Badgerâ Quinto
Doria âBreeder of Uber cuntsâ Raglan
Samantha âMy sister is a sluts cuntâ Markle.
0
Carl Weathers has died.
He was one of the few decent things about the modern Disney Star Wars.
Also ace as Apollo Creed.
RIP.
9
Alan Greenspan
Eddie Stobart
Eileen Derbyshire
Nancy Olson
Annette Crosbie.
Nice work George.
1
Congratulations GWB,
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Franco Nero
Jocelyn Wildenstein
Menzies (Ming) Campbell
Bill (William) Cobbs
Donald Sutherland
0
Gudrun Ure
Roger Corman
June Spencer (The Archers)
Dabney Coleman
Richard Wilson
0
Pete Murray, willie mays, Kenny sansom, Kenneth cope, Wendy Craig
0
Clint Eastwood.
Ronnie Wood.
King Charles III.
Donald Trump.
Katie Price.
1
Harold âDickieâ Bird
Geoffrey Boycott
Henry Blofeld
Sandi Tosvikg
Steve Wright (no longer in the Afternoon)
1
Uri Geller
Ron Atkinson
Val Singleton
Steve Redgrave
David Essex
0
Klaus Schwab
Michael Hesleslime
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
1
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Ray Reardon
Bruce Dern
Bang on Mr. Bamboo đ
1
I have to say that though any death is sad, Mr Irwin put u a tremendous fight, and even went back to work, when he was incurably ill, and stayed cheerful. Only 50 and three young children, terrible. Yet some old bastards seem to live forever (George Soros, Joe Biden, for example)
8
Quincey Jones
Raul Castro
Imelda Marcos
Sophia Loren
Gene Hackman
One of the less annoying cunts on British television rip. Alas good darts Mr bamboo
1
Queen Camilla
Jilly Cooper
Joanna Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
1
beast of Bolsover
Denise Nolan
Phil.collins
Michael j fox
Sheridan smith
1