Congratulations to Jack the Cunter who has won Dead Pool 310 by picking former wrestler Jim “Cry Baby ” Breaks who died on Christmas Day aged 83.
On to Deadpool 311
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.
5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.
Holly Johnson
David Essex
David Soul
Neil Young
Joe Walsh
1
Harriet Harman
Wayne Osmond
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
Well done Jack. I thought about Tibor Szakacs for my pool list but the poor cunt has been dead since 1981!
1
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
Paul Hogan
James Hong
0
Gene Hackman
Bill Cosby
Raul Castro
Shannon Doherty
Celeine dion
0
Micheal Caine
Billy Connolly
Robert Duvall
Gene Hackman
Phil Collins
Bang on Jack 👍👍
2
Swap Gene Hackman for
Stanley Baxter 👍👍
1
Sorry old boy.
Stanley Baxter is already taken.
0
George Lucas
Pope Francis
Malcolm McDowell
Harrison Ford
Joni Mitchell
Cuntgrats Jack
1
Too late to nominate Derek Draper, but look on the bright side, Kate Garraway is now single (or is it too soon?)
1
Rancid Esther
Jack Straw
Jimmy Carter
Rodney Marsh
John Lever
0