The next British government will be a cunt

Some might say he had the right idea! C.A.
Oh yes sirs it will. It doesn’t matter whether it is a Dame starman Labour government or a Risky shithat Tory one. It will be a total cunt. Useless and unfit to fulfil the wishes of even half half the population.

Now I am not being a prognostic soothsayer in making this proclamation but using history from the end of WW2 to the present to make this odds on prediction.

The last great government we had ended with Sir Winston Churchill’s election loss in 1945. Old Winston knew how to run a country without his leadership we would’ve lost to the Hun. He also knew of the dangers posed by Russia the Bear and the peaceful gang. Sadly none of those who have followed him have heeded his warnings.

Clemente Attlee was a terrible wasteful socialist and by increasing wages without productivity and increasing taxes and introducing the NHS (not a bad idea; but run badly from the start, and now a fucking waste of money on an biblical scale).

Churchill had a go at stopping the decline when he returned to office in 1951 but the rot had well and truly set in and he was an old and ill man and failed to achieve his governments manifesto. He was also stabbed in the back by his successors, whom all were tory wets, especially Eden.

Boy was this cunt a cluster fuck the Suez crisis lost Britain a lot of influence around the globe. Side note it would have been far worse without the Queen then a young woman smoothing many an international faux pas.

Three Tory PM’s after Churchill’s second stint in charge were as I say wet upper middle class tory wets. Appeasers.

Then we had the Huddersfield mathematician Wilson. He did try But during his reign the pound halved in value the old pipe smoking cunt had too many cabinet closet communists in his government to ever succeed Foot , Ben two obvious ones.

Heath another upper middle class self anointed one that had us working a three day week and part time electricity. FFS he should have met the miners half way soppy twat.

A brief period of stability then occurred during Mrs T’s turn at the helm. Though even the “Iron Lady” struggled with policy at the start and back stabbers at the end.

Then what the Grey man T Bliar, camacunt Boris, (thought he might have been better, but sadly too stupid not to get caught out on probably the most ridiculous ousting of a PM in all time..

No history shows that without a shadow of doubt that the next British Government will be a cunt.



Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

94 thoughts on “The next British government will be a cunt

    • Indefensible Jack. A political party who could well win power in an election taking money from a cunt who supports arseholes who would be happy to see the country ruined. Good link.

  1. They are whores, in bed with anyone, if the price is right.

    This just supports the notion that they really don’t want to be elected to Government.

  2. Good cunting and unfortunately 99.9% bound to come to pass. Fuck the lot of them hot air and fuck all. Time for a serious change of direction, or just carry on with the Schofield bumfest and which cleaner knew about the ravaged underpants. Problem is as most of us cunters know a good bumfest is much more important than the impending death of our England.

  3. The Conservatives are not conservative.
    Labour stand for middle class metropolitans and effniks.
    The LibDems are a bunch of loony no-hopers.
    A Labour SNP coalition will be even loonier.

    Cunts all.

  4. No matter who we vote for they will be sadly puppets of Adolf Klaus
    We are screwed 🙁.Come back Guy Fawkes 🔥🔥.

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