Dead Pool [280]

Congratulations to Lord of the Rings who correctly predicted the death of Former Tory Chancellor Nigel Lawson.Lawson was Chancellor from 1983-1989 and served in several other cabinet and junior ministerial roles prior to that appointment.Lawson was 91 and died today.

On to Dead Pool 280:

The Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .No duplicates allowed.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone nominating the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in order of death.

59 thoughts on “Dead Pool [280]

  1. David Hockney
    Ted Kaczynski
    Annett Crosbie
    Alan Greenspan
    Eddie Stobart

    Nice work LOTR.

  2. Stanley Baxter
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Ray Reardon
    Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )

    Bang on, LOTR.
    Lawson was useless.
    A right fucking schmuck.

  3. I met him,several times,as he lived close to my office in Central London.

    A charming, quiet and unassuming man.


  4. George Soros
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
    Vince Cable
    Rupert Murdoch
    Paul Gadd

  5. Henry Kissinger
    Bobby Charlton
    Lord Hezzelslime
    Lord Prescott
    Ritchie Blackmore

    • Clint Eastwood
      Phil Collins
      Eric Clapton
      Hazel O’Connor
      Joe Biden

  6. His daughter Nigella has a cracking pair of jugs.
    Anyhoo Eleanor Roselynn Carter
    Gudrun Ure
    June Spencer (The Archers)
    Norman Lear
    Dick Van Dyke

  7. Anthony Charles Lyndon Blair
    Anthony Charles Lyndon Blair
    Anthony Charles Lyndon Blair
    Anthony Charles Lyndon Blair
    Anthony Charles Lyndon Blair

  8. Harry the half blood prince
    Megain his gold digging ho
    Vlod Zalenski

  9. Congrats LOtR

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  10. In there, Lord.

    Patsy King
    Andy Taylor
    Ann Blyth
    Mike ‘Supersonic’ Mansfield
    Gordon McQueen

  11. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eva Marie Saint

  12. Congratulations LotR.

    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Tom Stafford (astronaut)
    Desmond Morris
    Len Deighton
    John Farnham

  13. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Shane Mcgowan
    Eric Burdon
    Lyndsey Buckingham

  14. Well done LOTR

    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Sandy Gall
    Glynis Johns

  15. Willie Nelson
    Kris Kristofferson
    Alan Jackson
    Kareem Abdul jabbar
    Billy Connelly

  16. Cliff ‘Capt Colostomy Bag’ Richard
    John ‘Cliff Richards Cum Dump’ McElwynn
    Sir Lenworth Henry of Premier Inn
    Fatimah ‘Spear Chucker’ Whitbread
    Gordon ‘Wealsdon Raider’ Hill

  17. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Sally Thompsett
    Liza Minelli
    David Jason

  18. Cleo Laine
    Neil Kinnock
    Roy Hattersley
    Alan Alda (Hawkeye – Mash)
    Virginnia Mckenna

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