Congratulations to Lord of the Rings who correctly predicted the death of Former Tory Chancellor Nigel Lawson.Lawson was Chancellor from 1983-1989 and served in several other cabinet and junior ministerial roles prior to that appointment.Lawson was 91 and died today.
On to Dead Pool 280:
The Rules
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .No duplicates allowed.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone nominating the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No switching picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in order of death.
David Hockney
Ted Kaczynski
Annett Crosbie
Alan Greenspan
Eddie Stobart
Nice work LOTR.
0
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Ray Reardon
Jim Breaks ( former wrestler )
Bang on, LOTR.
Lawson was useless.
A right fucking schmuck.
3
I met him,several times,as he lived close to my office in Central London.
A charming, quiet and unassuming man.
RIP
5
Jimmy Carter
June Lockhart
Dick Van Dyke
Mel Brooks
Marion Ross
0
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
0
Roberta Flack
George Alagiah
Frank Field
Superstar Billy Graham
Christy Dignam
0
Lord Frank Field #
0
I am glad I am not on that list😃
0
Henry Kissinger
Bobby Charlton
Lord Hezzelslime
Lord Prescott
Ritchie Blackmore
0
Clint Eastwood
Phil Collins
Eric Clapton
Hazel O’Connor
Joe Biden
0
At least the catering is sorted for his funeral.
5
Ken Clarke
Bernie Eccleston
Jackie Stewart
Jack Nicholson
Eva Marie Saint
0
King Charles
Camilla
Joe Biden
Celine Dion
Ozzy Osborne
0
His daughter Nigella has a cracking pair of jugs.
Anyhoo Eleanor Roselynn Carter
Gudrun Ure
June Spencer (The Archers)
Norman Lear
Dick Van Dyke
1
I nearly put that in the write up.
1
I think I’ll attend his funeral just so I can stare at her humongous knockers.
1
Damn and blast! Dick Van Dyke already nabbed.
Bob Barker instead.
0
Biden already bagged
Michael Caine
0
Michael Parkinson
Jonnie Irwin
Jimmy Tarbuck
Michael York
Tom Skerritt
0
Anthony Charles Lyndon Blair
Anthony Charles Lyndon Blair
Anthony Charles Lyndon Blair
Anthony Charles Lyndon Blair
Anthony Charles Lyndon Blair
1
Don King
Mike Yarwood
Stan Bowles
Ratko Mladic
Esther Rantzen
0
Harry the half blood prince
Megain his gold digging ho
Trump
Putin
Vlod Zalenski
0
Congrats LOtR
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
0
In there, Lord.
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Ann Blyth
Mike ‘Supersonic’ Mansfield
Gordon McQueen
0
Michael Parkinson
Jimmy Tarbuck
Jonnie Irwin
Tom Skerritt
Michael York
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
1
The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Eva Marie Saint
0
Glitter (Gadd), Murdoch & SMS already taken.
0
EMS not SMS.
0
Congratulations LotR.
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Tom Stafford (astronaut)
Desmond Morris
Len Deighton
John Farnham
0
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Shane Mcgowan
Eric Burdon
Lyndsey Buckingham
0
Fucking Ono is now 90.
I bet Old Macca is praying that he outlives the hag and sees her off…
3
Outlive a pampered Japanese woman?
May the force be with him.
0
Well done LOTR
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Mohamed Al-Fayed
Sandy Gall
Glynis Johns
0
Willie Nelson
Kris Kristofferson
Alan Jackson
Kareem Abdul jabbar
Billy Connelly
0
Cliff ‘Capt Colostomy Bag’ Richard
John ‘Cliff Richards Cum Dump’ McElwynn
Sir Lenworth Henry of Premier Inn
Fatimah ‘Spear Chucker’ Whitbread
Gordon ‘Wealsdon Raider’ Hill
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Sally Thompsett
Liza Minelli
David Jason
0
Cleo Laine
Neil Kinnock
Roy Hattersley
Alan Alda (Hawkeye – Mash)
Virginnia Mckenna
0
George Chakiris.
Thelma Holt.
Kim Novak.
Michael Craig.
Gloria Hunniford.
0
Colin Jeavons
Doreen Mantle
Andy McMaster
Robert Wagner
Stuart Hall
0