This Money-Grabbing Government

I would like to nominate our money grabbing government for trying to screw money out of any fucker they think they can get money out of.

Dirty Harriet and i operate a little garage, its just me, her and my lad who comes in to help for 12 hours a week, its cold, its hard work, there are all sorts of associated costs that means it pays a wage but is really getting to the point were there are easier ways to make a living, it honestly makes it hard for me to be sympathetic when i hear NHS staff, train staff, teachers going on strike over pay and conditions, they want to spend a year or two doing this fucking job for some clarification.

Anyway i digress, there are always more costs, the latest is for a fucking £385 licence to play the fucking radio as background music, i shit you not, as most of the time its only me listening in the closed workshop, that’s absolute bollocks, it looks like I’m going to have to sing to myself or dust off my fucking Walkman.

Honestly in a country where we rescue illegal immigrants from the channel,so they can come here and claim everything under the sun at out expense ,donate millions to other fuckers wars, charities for every fucking thing from webbed footed inbred African with cleft lip and fractured eyelash cunts to the plight of the night stalker scorpion and the box jellyfish, Food, petrol, diesel, gas has all gone up and now we are donating tanks ffs.

Who the fuck is financing this shit show you ask, it appears to be the ever rarer people in this who work, like you and me, we pay for these pontificating government cunts, to turn up at parliament, get slowly shit faced all at our expense while polishing the green leather benches with their arses and think of new ways to fuck over the little guy trying hard to make a living.

Honestly it make me think, why the fuck should i work, i can lie, con , become a leech sucking on the bollocks of all those cunts who fund this country, go on the dole, claim every benefit in the book and have the brass neck to complain there isn’t enough channels on Sky tv, while have Deliveroo drop off my pizza with extra cheese, helping me to become a burden on the health service, which a hasten to add i also pay for, but cant use because of the people leeching off it or the cunts are on strike.

Next there is going to be a sex tax, an air tax, daylight tax, moon light tax, rain tax, unwanted and unwelcome, these cunts will find a way to tax everything soon enough…

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

97 thoughts on “This Money-Grabbing Government

  1. Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table at which he’s fed.Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes are the rule. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his trousers, Tax his coat. Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think. Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries tax his tears. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways to tax his ass. Tax all he has, Then let him know, That you won’t be done till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers, Then tax him some more, Tax him till he’s good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he’s laid. Put these words Upon his tomb, ‘Taxes drove me to my doom…’ When he’s gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply the inheritance tax.

      • I have to confess to nicking that little ditty off the internet, HBH.

      • No shame there! Much less of a pro lem than B Liar getting hold of some student’s thesis and passing it off as the Dodgy Dossier.
        Was your quote Philip Larkin? I now live in his old city…

    • Totally agree – and Labour are great ones with the expenses – imagine a new lavatory seat for Thornberry every week when she breaks them, all the wimmins jam rags and the poofters lube. Starmer and Lammy are already doing well in the portly stakes, and why should we pay for their corsets?.

      On the whole all politicians are greedy duplicitous bastards but Labour take the biscuit.

  2. ‘they want to spend a year or two doing this fucking job for some clarification.’

    Every sympathy and in agreement with the premise of your Nom, but, ‘for clarification’, try having a parent shove a blood-soaked baby that’s floppy, blue and not breathing, into your arms whilst screaming at you to do something to save it. You can’t, the baby’s dead but you try because you don’t want to believe what’s happening and you want to show the parents you’ve tried. Then you go home and wash the blood off your uniform. And go back in tomorrow to maybe do the same again.

    It’s not a race to the bottom.

    • There are exceptions DCI your one of them and you have my hugest sympathy, you really do, my nom wasnt aimed at those who tirelessly make the effort and do their best, it was all the cunts who do the bare minimum.
      A friend of mine is one of those bone idle cunts ambulance drivers, does as little as is humanly possible, does nothing but moan, i think his co-driver wants to kill him and i dont blame him.
      When he asked me to support his strike i was gobsmacked, he is literally just an unwelcome cost to the NHS, and dont even get me started on the admin/ cock up department at Heath hospital, its like a kiddies play group at nap time…..

      • There’s useless cunts in any profession. In ours, they’re usually weeded out quite quickly, or found wanting when the shit hits the fan, but, there’re exceptions, obviously. There’re a couple in my Trust that no cunt wants to work with.

    • Sterling work that you do, i don’t think that is the point of the nomination. In a society with an economy doing well, we pay nurses and teachers to do the best job they can. The point of the nom ( think) is that we pay more and more for less and less. I don’t think anyone is comparing if one person’s job is harder than another’s.

      • ‘they want to spend a year or two doing this fucking job for some clarification.’

        Saw that and it irked a bit.

    • Pay rises,for NHS staff,as the largest employer in the UK,above inflation,will ruin the economy.

      Yes,you deserve more money. All NHS staff do. However,the wasteage is madness. Fiverrity and lived experience managers?

      • Really? Shall we discuss Foreign Aid, PPE contracts, shipping contracts, bailing out banks, numerous subsidies, tax breaks for millionaires, etc, etc, etc, yet you think that giving the NHS a payrise will ruin the economy?

        Fuck me, no wonder we’re haemorrhaging staff….

      • No lets concentrate on the abysmal mismanagement within the NHS.

        We can all play whataboutery, but I suspect you could save your ambulance trust a fortune if they listened to you.

        Clearly,you are experienced and wise and the kind of person who should be in charge,and not the conference attending,badge wearing,pronoun obsessed, lived awareness focused woke cunts who are.

      • You’re absolutely correct about mismanagement, but, you said it would ‘will ruin the economy’ if we had a payrise. You’re prevaricating on answering my points about wastage elsewhere that the Govt. can find money for. How will it ruin the economy to give the NHS a payrise yet when they spunk cash up the wall on things I’ve mentioned, it hasn’t? (Plus lots more I haven’t).

      • Because paying over a million public funded enployees more money will drain the economy and slow down debt repayment.

      • Also,hyper inflated pay rises spike inflation due to increased circulation of money.

      • Considering what I have been through in this past year, how I’ve been taken care of, and what they have to put up with on the job (mainly pain in the arse never paid in migrants), I say the NHS staff deserve their rise. Also, this government spunks millions on these migrants and pampering the cunts in hotels, yet people moan about our health service workers getting a rise? How the fuck does that work?

    • You’re a hero Gene. No doubt about it. We often moan about woke police, but the average PC is as solid as a brick in a crisis.

      • Very kind, MMCM, but I’m honestly not. I have the reverse opinion of the average PC, though, as every one of them, in all my years in, have been great in a crisis, willing to get stuck in and help and do what they can. They’ve saved lives before we’ve got there on numerous occasions. Maybe I’m just lucky with my experiences?

      • I am willing to pay £150 per year for this contract — no more. No call—out fee, and I can call you as many times as I like, for repairs, even if I have ignored your advice previously.

        You will need to be available between 0800-1830hrs weekdays. Outside of these times, I am willing to pay an additional £18 per year to have access to an emergency service to sort me out until my contracted tradesperson is available. Again, no call out fees.

        I will only take those tradespeople who have done 10 years of training and prove via rigorous annual assessment by peers that they remain up to date, ethical and won’t cheat me.

        Sounds incredible doesn’t it? How many of you will find a tradesperson like that willing to sign up? Most would laugh down the phone at you.


        Think on that, the next time you are annoyed you cant get an appointment, and wonder why so many GPs are leaving the NHS.

        £150 per year per patient is what the government pays GP practices in the UK.

      • How many GPs and support staff in that practice, Moggs? Not sure I would like to have 7000 customers on my books, any of which could turn up demanding treatment any number of times in one year for a turnover of just over £1m per annum.

        Bear in mind the paperwork that the NHS expect the GPs to complete as well, including letters for referrals etc. etc. takes up as much if not more time than the appointment alone.

        How many elderly patients in that catchment who may see their GP 20 or 30 times a week?

  3. If you drive a car I’ll tax the street.
    If you try to sit I’ll tax your seat.
    If you get too cold I’ll tax the heat.
    If you take a walk I’ll tax your feet.

    The Fucking Taxman.

  4. Isnt it the Performing Rights lot who charge for public radio? If so it has fuck all to do with the grasping govt fuckers.

  5. Big Government is going nowhere soon and Dilwani from Afghanistan or Nutubo from Nigeria aren’t going to pay for it are they?

    After all they’ve nowhere to live nor any food,having given all their money to a nice man with a dinghy somewhere on the French coast.

    Oh and it seems the Lineker Tax is going up 8 percent.


  6. Highest tax burden since WW2, and more state interference than the fucking Stasi. I put a nomination forward on Wednesday about Jeremy Cunt’s budget.

    One aspect of the budget was abolishing the pensions savings £1mil off cap (chance to be worrying about this, outside of the privileged few, would be a five thing wouldn’t it!). The rationale was that this would encourage high paid workers, like surgeons, not to retire early/or return from early retirement bolstering the workforce).

    But here’s the thing, postulated by the Times, this measure is more likely to start a “gold rush” of retirements with high earners shovelling as much as they can into retirement savings before Labour get in (which they surely will) and reverse the measure.

    There is no end to how much this Government piss me off. Never mind the country they couldn’t run a fucking bath!

  7. A lovely cunting, one close to my heart.

    Perhaps all the cunts that got rich quick during COVID via PPE contract handouts should be made to chip in more.

    A LOT of these companies appeared out of thin air – I read a very interesting report recently. Some had strong links to ministers, or ministers families or companies that ministers ‘indirectly’ worked for, etc, etc, guff and bullshit. A lot were distribution companies, specialising in food products suddenly being awarded 200 million pound contracts – never before having had ties to anything healthcare related.

    In fact, some didn’t even have websites, just listings on companies house!

    Fuck all this shite over here, me wanna go live in a mud hut now in Somalia.

    • You may get your wish. It can only be a matter of time before house swapping with dinghy riders becomes a thing, otherwise racism, innit.

  8. As Mikdys says, we now have the highest tax burden since WW2. That’s not the half of it though. I saw a graph recently showing the expected proportion of GDP going in tax in future years. By 2060 it’s projected that the State will be taking 60% of our hard earned. I’m just thankful that I’ll have croaked before then.

  9. Make Work Pay, how many times do we hear that from the Cunts in Westminster, well perhaps it would ‘pay’ if people weren’t taxed to death.

    And the real comedy corner joke ‘People want to work’, actually they don’t, if you can get by with all the enhanced benefits (On UC and bingo it opens up a world of free everything including a club card at the thousands of retail outlets called Food Banks) and have plenty of entertainment, the internet and 170 tv channels.

    What is the point of going to work to be worse off.

    Cut benefits, increase minimum wage and reduce tax (easiest way is put up the personal allowance)
    Political choices, scrap the overseas aid budget, save 10 billion, stop wasting money and tax less.


  10. The compulsory tax by the BBC (if you want to watch live TV).

    And tonight the cunts will be trying to con money out of the gullible public with the annual bullshit Comic Relief.

    Fuck Off is punchline

  11. We are being crapped on from every angle. The Consocialist government raising taxes to new levels. Big corporations fleecing us.
    Got my BT bill today, due to high inflation it will be going up by 10.5% (cpi) + 3.9% ( because they’re allowed to for some reason).
    Inflation is high on food and fuel. Not on electrons. Fucking cheek. And what is this 3.9% bollocks that all the phone companies ratchet up on top?

  12. I’ve had to get a second job, working in a factory that makes chess pieces.
    Got my first shift on Monday, I’m on knights….

  13. I had to drive past a load of striking teachers with lefty speak banners this week. Down went the window AAAHHH diddums I get living wage, try making ends meet on that you socialist cunt wipes. Window up drive off, blood pressure remarkably lowered. Fucking cunts. As for the passport office going on strike for five weeks. Take a leaf out of Ronald Reagans book in the 80’s with the air traffic controllers strike. Sack the cunts.

    • Our strike was a fucking joke: ‘duty crews’ had radios on, Despatch would broadcast the job, CAT 1/2 jobs only, saying what and where it was – life-threatening calls only (which is what we should be doing anyfuckingway) – and we’d offer up and go! If it was bullshit, they’d get told to fuck off and see their doctor. Which is what the majority of cunts that call us should be doing in the first fucking place.

      • I’ve every sympathy with your view tell ’em to fuck off and see their doctor DCI and the people who call you out for a headache or back pain or just to be “checked out” should get a big bill for your time. Unfortunately a common problem now is getting to see your GP. Last week I lost hearing in my right ear. I phoned the GP surgery at 08:00 on Friday 10/03/23 and the best appointment they could give me was 14:45 on Tuesday 14/3/23. I did NOT phone for an ambulance but I’m sure in the circumstances many people would, some because they are arse holes, some because they have symptoms which genuinely frighten them. I’m not sure who is to blame for this though I do know it’s not yourself or any other medics. Our eldest is a doctor and she has been assisting GPs because they are absolutely fucking inundated.

        Further thought; I deliberately turned up early at the surgery and I was appalled at the number of people who had appointments and didn’t show up.

      • The open borders policy gifted to us has fucked our infrastructure,most readily demonstrated by your unfortunate experience AB.

      • Daft thing is, arfur, people were getting ambulances quicker for life-threatening emergencies quicker than they were when we WERE’NT on strike!

      • People who don’t turn up for hospital and doctor appts. should be charged or refused another appt. unless there are very exceptional circumstances which can be clearly demonstrated.

  14. Here’s a modern day parable:

    An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had never failed a single student before but had, once, failed an entire class. The class had insisted that socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer. The professor then said ok, we will have an experiment in this class on socialism. All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.

    After the first test the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy. But, as the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too; so they studied little …

    The second Test average was a D! No one was happy. When the 3rd test rolled around the average was an F. The scores never increased as bickering, blame, name calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for anyone else. All failed to their great surprise and the professor told them that socialism would ultimately fail because the harder to succeed the greater the reward but when a government takes all the reward away; no one will try or succeed.


    Is this man truly a genius?

    An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama’s socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

    The professor then said, “OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama’s plan”. All grades will be averaged and everyone will receive the same grade so no one will fail and no one will receive an “A” …. (substituting grades for dollars — something closer to home and more readily understood by all).

    After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a “B”. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

    As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little. The second test average was a “D”! No one was happy.

    When the 3rd test rolled around, the new average was an “F”.

    As the tests proceeded, the scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else.

    To their great surprise, ALL FAILED and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

    Human nature will always cause socialism’s style of government to fail because the world has producers and non-producers (makers and takers).

    It could not be any simpler than that.

    I think the UK is teetering at the “F stage” at the moment and there’s no way out of it.

    • Great post and great analogy. Socialism is pure idealism and doesn’t work in the real world. Yet entire political parties are based on this type of fantasy economics/

      • Thanks. Here’s another quote from the great man of WW2 himself:

        I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

        We’re pretty soon going to have 75% of GDP with the State, all doing “non-jobs” and paying tax to support the unemployed, gimmegrants, etc with the BOE printing money to pay for it all. Society will collapse and what then? Staying with the WW2 theme somebody like Hitler will rise up and fix it all and the whole piece will tip the other way.

  15. One of the more baleful effects of Covid has been the socialisation of much of public policy and finance through acquiring a debt the size of the one we incurred during WW2. And at least WW2 was a good and righteous cause. The COVID lockdown was a panic induced madness. Now we are paying through taxation so high it will squeeze the life out of families and businesses. “Squeeze the German lemon until the pips squeak” Lloyd George said when planning German reparations after WWI. Now its Hunt saying the same about the British economy.

  16. Fuck my bum with two cocks, saw this on the BBC that turned my piss to lava:

    There’s Hunt the Cunt, giving it the biggun that we’re going to have to pay higher taxes, and we’re in it together and we are helping this cunt out, that cunt out, not in recession, nosh, nosh, nosh.

    Then, these greasy cunts sign a deal to give Rolls Royce 3 mill to start the colonisation of the moon. WTF!

    However, I have a spiffing idea. This deal should include all dinghy crossers being made to work there, on the moon – at least there’s a lot of cheese for them to eat there.

    • Where’s all our tax money going? It has to be going somewhere.
      Not on services for the benefit of the community, and apparently not on the armed forces from what we hear. The government says we have to combat inflation so they can’t allow wages to increase, yet they don’t get involved when prices rise. The people who are benefitting are company executives, shareholders and politicians themselves. Surprise. They’ve been in power since 2010. They’ve proved themselves unfit to govern.

      • Hear, hear, Allan. Theses cunts have been in power long enough. They’re taking the piss and, I reckon, actively trolling us.

        “What can we do to them, next? They’ve not risen up, yet, so let’s see what we can get away with, now”.

        No idea who to vote for, different cheeks of the same arse.

      • A Labour government will destroy the UK.

        You may dislike His Majesty’s government,as it is,but,trust me: Socialism is not the answer.

        It had never worked . It is fundamentally flawed. It can not work.

        As a historian of the DDR (East Germany) I can assure you, it does not work.

      • Vote Conservative if you dont want a full on Socialist wrecking ball coming to the UK.


        Bigger spend under Tories than even Corbyn had planned:

        Plus, Corbyn was honest about what he planned to do. He didn’t promise one thing then do the opposite: Brexit=BRINO / low tax = high tax / small State = massive State.

        There is no longer a “least worse option” to vote for and nobody is going to deliver Brexit. The best we can hope for is to break one of the main parties and for the elite to half think about taking the plebians’ vote seriously going forward.

      • No matter who you vote for they are a shower of shit regardless.All successive Governments are.Shit biscuits.

  17. ‘If you get too cold I’ll tax the heat, if you take a walk I’ll tax your feet…
    Cos I’m the taxman, and you’re working for no one but me’

    Afternoon all

  18. My kids , who verge on being leftists are always cunting me for not giving to charity when I have an opportunity .

    I delight in telling them that Rishi and his band of merry cunts already take a grand out of my salary each year to spend on Pakistanis who aren’t even in this fucking country , so anyone else can fuck off

  19. Too much money spent badly, too much much money spent unnecessarily, too many taxes.

    Truly sickened by it.

    They call themselves Tories! They need a boot up the arse.

  20. The Performing Rights Society (PRS) License is surely the only applicable license for playing music in the workplace?
    “For a typical workshop or garage that is not playing music to customers and has four or fewer staff, the cost would be £44 per year + VAT and must be renewed annually”

    It used to be only where the public would be admitted and hear the music.

    Taxes are a curse. Income tax, VAT, corporation tax, fuel duty, tax on pensions, tax on savings, TV License, Road Tax. 🙁

    The worst is tax on pensions. You pay tax on the money you earn and put that in a pension plan that earns the square root of fuck-all in interest for 40 years. The government then taxes what you are drawing down from the pension as if it were income.

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