Ian Wright

 

Fucking font of all knowledge Ian Wright is a cunt.

After refusing to appear on MOD cos his mate Gary was suspended (asked to step back) is now calling for ‘heads to roll’ at the BBC because of the ‘hot mess’

Sorry to tell you this pundit but the BBC were quite within their right to suspend Linecunt, regardless of the free speech issue it was a question of the ‘grey’ area of impartiality.
The only ‘hot mess’ was you and the rest of punditry walking out over something that had fuck all to do with anyone other than Linecunt and BBC management.

If the BBC weren’t so fucking spineless they would have sacked the lot and it seems that MOD has an audience with or without pundits.

Independent

Nominated by Sick of it.

129 thoughts on “Ian Wright

  1. Will the contacts of these cunts be renewed?
    I sincerely hope not but they probably will be.

    • Wright’s just another gobshite who thinks that his opinion is far more important than it actually is.

      Afternoon all.

      • He’s got a bit nig-noggy. fckng massive chip on the shoulder. And he weren’t all that, either, shame Ian Rush wasn’t English.

    • I have no doubt they will. Davie will probably offer them all a nosh too, including those ‘female’ pundits who probably have cocks an’ all.

  2. Years ago I used to think Ian was ok.

    Now?
    I wouldn’t let him have a turn on the tyre swing.

    • Always hated Wright, he’s a little shit. His calling a Thalidomide a ‘spastic’ and doing a ‘no arms’ impersonation. Accusing Peter Schmichel of calling him a black bastard, when there was no evidence anywhere of it. Saying Beckham was a ‘disgrace’ after his red card at the 98 World Cup, Playing the race card at every opportunity he gets, yet telling a black female traffic warden to ‘fuck off back to Africa’. He is a total poisonous cunt, always has been.

      Also, his mouth almighty ‘outgoing’ black caricature (see also Spice Cunt, Mel B) makes me sick. He has no intelligence and nothing to say. He just shouts loudly and he passes himself off as a ‘character’. He is like a jester to Lineker and Shearer. One can hear the TV people now ‘Let’s have Wrighty the Clown on. People think he’s funny, even though he’s not.’
      He really does make black people look stupid. Yet some see him as a woke hero. Astonishing really. Then again, lefties are not known for their intelligence. Gays have Che Guevara T-Shirts, when Che killed homosexuals for fun….

      • His lad suffered for the “sins of the father”-I saw a few match highlights where fans threw banana’s at “Monkey Phillips”, whilst making monkey noises.
        Absoloutely disgusting.
        Everybody knows footballers have a Orange at half time.

      • He’s that stupid he doesn’t realize all his MunKey shines and capering after he scored a goal just made him look like a Chimp who been thrown a Nana.!

  3. I bet wrighty would like linecunts hot mess all over him..

    Gormless no nothing prick.

  4. ‘Wrighty’ used to be an amusing little hell-raiser but he has become so prosaic and predictable in his dotage.

    He was far more value for money when spitting at everybody or mocking disabled linesmen.

  5. Can he pronounce the ‘g’ at the end of kickin’, for example?
    If not, bye bye…

    • Can he say ‘innit’ at the end of a sentence that actually isn’t a question’ eg ‘I’s talkin’ bollox innit’.

  6. Brown tongued fucking arsecrawling wanker. The BBC should have sacked the fucking lot of them. Nobody wants to hear these inane cunts telling us what we can see with our own eyes nor do we want to pay them millions for their pathetic virtue signalling. Oprah Winfrey here, Lord Haw Haw Linekunt, Mary Jane Shearer, Alex box ticker Scott etc can all fuck right off.

  7. Have you seen the size of this fat fucker lately?

    He was pitchside yesterday with Roy Keane and Karen Carney.

    Ian resembled one of those bottom heavy blow up toy doll type things, popular with kids who can repeatedly kick and punch yet the thing still manages to spring back upright.

    Either that or he just needs a new tailor or he really is Oprah Winfrey in a poor disguise.
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    • Afternoon Herman 👍

      What’s happening with the Fury/Usyk fight?

      Is it a done deal?

      • Afternoon Mis 👍

        I read earlier that Usyk has accepted a 70/30 purse split in Fury’s favour.

        I can’t understand how they can’t just go 50/50 and get on with it.

        I hope it’s true though and it’s on because it’s the fight everyone wants to see and the fight that the division needs.

        Followed by Anthony Joshua getting it on with Deontay Wilder. Although I think that’s more out of morbid curiosity just to see what would happen should AJ get clubbed properly on the side of the head.

      • If Fury unifies the belts, then beats the winner of Joshua/Wilder, he can be classed as one of the all time greats.
        You can only beat what’s put in front of you-and the big man has waded through the lot.

      • Afternoon Cuntfinder.

        Wilder is like an unflushable turd.

        I would be surprised if the Gypsy King was up for a fourth fight with him. Still by far the most unpredictable and dangerous opponent out there for me, despite the fact Fury has whupped him 3 times already.

      • I’ve read the fight (Fury/Usyk) is on,
        Next article off?

        I read about the 70/30 purse split.

        Fuckin online news.
        Can’t believe what’s what.

      • Joe Joyce is the “mummy” of the modern era.

        Absolutely relentless. Can’t be hurt basically.

        I feel a bit sorry for him because it seems no cunt wants to risk fighting him because he’s so tough.

        Fury was calling him out half heartedly only recently but I bet he wouldn’t want to fight Joyce.

        Joyce v Wilder would be an interesting match up.

  8. I remember a few years ago Wrighty got his car nicked in London and the police recovered it within a few hours and then he was taking selfies with the coppers who found it, presumably the same cunts he wants BLM to defund.

  9. Obviously too stupid to realise that he has the job purely by the fact that he is black.

    There are plenty of white football pundits out there more knowledgeable and far more entertaining than this cunt, but the BBC are shit scared of replacing him.

    Football coverage in the UK is just an indulgent wank fest for these washed up players.

  10. Weren’t viewing figures up without these useless cunts?

    Wright is annoying because he was originally fucked off as a pundit it seems. Awful, clueless pundit whose whole act is ‘being a character.’ Audience got sick of him. He’s shit.

    He wasn’t on the BBC, BT etc for years until the BLM crap. He hasn’t looked back since. No wonder he pushes the woke shit. He’s coining it.

    I used to know someone who claimed to have fitted a carpet for him. Says he was a big fan and dead excited about going to a job at his house. Turns out he was a right cunt to the lads who turned up ‘Can you hurry up please I’ve ordered a pizza.’ Huffing a blowing, dirty looks and grunts.

    Not so much the ‘chirpy cheeky’ likeable chap in real life it seems, according to this fella. Said he was a right ‘I’m too famous to even acknowledge you” mardarse.

    Could all be bollocks though.

    Oh, that ‘strike’ was illegal. No secret ballot? Smacks of intimidation. Indeed, I’ve seen a few reports saying that’s what happened.

    The biggest cunt though is that Davie bloke, his boss.

    As someone pointed out, I bet Lineker tells him to wash his car now, the fucking shithouse.

    What sort of boss suspends someone for breaking the rules and then ends up apologising and doing fuck all about it in the end?

    Fucking coward!

  11. This nonentity is a 24 carat cunt whatever he’s on. Let’s say the earth and be done with. The black cunt was calling Peter Schmeichel a racist in the last century, all because this bag of coal couldn’t trap a bag of cement, to get the
    ball past him. Why do the BBC allow this smarmy laid-back twat on anything when he doesn’t know what Received Pronunciation is ?

  12. I can’t think of one likeable or decent pundit nowadays.

    Even Souness is a shithouse now.

    A few weeks ago, he was going on about how we need to arm the Ukraine and send them tanks, jets before ‘this madman’ takes over all of Europe. A rant lasting a few minutes if the recall correctly.

    Fucking hell. Thanks for your strategical military analysis and geopolitical input, but how about telling us about the fucking game, you bellend?

    Never used to be this way. World Cup 82 took place as the Falklands War was ending. BBC and ITV covered the Argies’ games and didn’t mention the war once during the footy coverage. The way it should be.

    Oh, Le Tissier and Big Ron were good value, but aren’t allowed on anymore.

    • I like Souness, but that rant was insane, so embarrassing. You’re a footballer, mate, not General Jack D. Ripper from Dr Strangelove.

      England play Italy on Thursday and Ukraine at Wembley on Sunday. Both are on Channel Four at 19:45 and 17:00 respectively. England need to finish at least second in their group to qualify for Germany next year as they can’t go on to the playoffs after being relegated from the Nations League A. And they have Italy, Ukraine and Macedonia who are strong side these days, especially at home. Squeaky bum time for Southgate’s woke brigade.

  13. It bugs me when people paid to entertain start getting political. Not that I find this cunt entertaining. I found my last trip to the proctologists more entertaining. Had to pay 5 quid to park at the hospital as well. Grabbing cunts.

  14. Ian Cunt, Cunt, Cunt needs to shut his Larry lips and go stick his brown nose elsewhere. This prick winds me up. He talk like a geezer down the boozer, like he’s one of the lads but a Monkey in London Zoo has more to offer.

    Generally speaking footballers are thick cunts. Uneducated, overpaid pricks with sawdust for brains – that and heading the ball which is a catalyst for most of their stupidity.

    Unfortunately, some of these thick cunts get offered jobs as pundits and land themselves a right royal free pass. Talking about dribbling and other pointless bullshit, earning a fat wedge of what us license fee payers pay.

    I hate Ali Beebie but no head should roll for this. In fact Linecunt should be slapped up, made an example of and have his salary severely reduced as correctional education for this misdemeanour.

  15. The “hot mess” was when Lineker shit himself on the pitch against Ireland at Italia 90.

  16. I’ve said this before, but it’s true.

    Had he not been a good (but dirty) footballer, ‘Wrighty’ would have been in and out of jail all his life. And probably for violent offences.

    • Wright has done time before. A few weeks for driving with no licence/insurance.

    • Lineker would have still ended up at the BBC, maybe fronting a politics show like Dimblecunt or Andrew Neil, playing up to the delusion he has of himself as a thinker and ‘big beast’.

      • Can you imagine jugg ears on question cunt – fuck me that would blow his mind.

  17. Pundits in general, who gives a fuck what these cunts think, if they were anygood they would be managing a football team but no, from the comfyness of a studio with a guaranteed regular fat pay day you can sprout all the bollocks you want. I fucking hate football. I fucking hate pundits of all sports, just shut the cunt up nobody cares.

  18. I used to like it when Mick Channon kept calling him ‘Line-acre’ is his Devonshire accent.

    Good pundit was Channon. Called almost everything in the 82 and 86 World Cups. Probably realised more money to be made on the gee gees and fucked punditry off.

    Lou Macari was surprising good too. Once called a fellow pundit’s comments ‘a load of crap’ during WC82. He was laughed at for saying Italy would qualify from the second phase group of death and not Brazil, as every cunt on Earth thought. He was right though.

    But best of all was Geoff Hurst for dropping an ‘N’ bomb whilst sitting next to Garth Crooks during Italia ’90.

    • Loui was good. Superb player and all.
      Loved Jimmy Greaves and Malcolm Allison as pundits.

      Jurgen Klinsmann was also a good ‘un. When those cunts Crooks and Lineker were endlessly bitching about their ‘outrage’ over Cantona at Selhurst, Jurgen said to both of them. ‘Anyone would think he had murdered someone the way you are going on. Could it be that the fan deserved it?’ Lineker and Crooks sat there squirming like the worms they are.

      • Aye Jürgen Klinsmann is a bit like Jürgen the German off Harry Enfield.

        Nicey, nicey but a nazi streak in him. His recent comments during the World Cup about the Iranians being disrespectful cheating cunts because it is ‘part of their culture to harass referees and cheat’ was gold. Woke Lineker pulled him up in it and good old Jürgen didn’t back down. Just pretty much repeated what he’d said earlier.

        Linekunt’s stupid fucking face was a picture.

        Good old Jürgen.

        Haven’t seen much of him since though after he upset the Head of the BBC/Minister, Gary fucking Lineker.

  19. This is typical of this chippy look at me treeswinger of a cunt.

    Not satisfied with his tantrum and walk out going unpunished, this gobshite is still mouthing off. Wright and his batty boys, Shearer and Lineker get let off, yet he wants other BBC employees to suffer? Absolutely typical of this race baiting piece of filth. All for ‘free speech’, but happy to kick somebody else at the same time. Classic dirty tricks from ‘Cheeky Chappie Wrighty’. He was a dirty shit stirring little turd as a player, and he is a dirty shit stirring little turd as a pundit as well. I’d also say that he is a dirty shit stirring little turd of man, but he’s not a man.

  20. Another great example of the offspring of the immigrant forgetting it’s place…..💩

  21. It seems old footballers tend to look as raddled as elderly pop singers – due, I suppose to burning the candle at both ends in their playing days. This dead looking wanker couldn’t even find the bloody wick today.

  22. Why do these cunts think that kicking a ball about gives them some sort of “higher” intuition and a step up above us mere mortals. From my observation of the lifestyles and comments of these pricks I would suggest toilet rolls with instructions on each sheet would feature big in their ablutions dept.

  23. As Spike Milligan once said of the BBC, “They’re a crowd of wankers”.

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