Gender Declaration and the 2021 Census

I read the other day that, according to the 2021 Census, 3.2% of the population self identify as some sort of LGBTQ+ (etc etc) sexual deviant and freak.

Now , I assume there’s a certain number of people who still have some self respect and don’t want to list their disgusting habits on an official form. So I’ll round it up to 5%. That’s probably a bit generous but that’s the kind of bloke I am…….no need to thank me.

Now, my question is, why are governments , institutions, political parties, the MSM, big corporations and every other cunt so anxious to pander to , and lick the arse of, just 5% of the population? I don’t geddit!

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

(More info here, Day Admin – ONS Web Site)

Rishi Sunak (11) – Soundbite Genius

So the saviour of the Tory party has joined a long list of political leaders that open their mouths and utter drivel comes out. Tony b liar was exceptional at this particular trait.

Good old Rishi says that young people should be taught maths compulsory up to the age of 18. A fucking daft idea if I ever heard one.

Why? Jean Piaget a child development psychologist, educated teachers 80 years ago with is developmental categories for students learning abilities.

In a nutshell only students who where able to think in the “abstract “ the highest category could learn higher mathematical theory. A grade A at GCSE would be the start of this level. A grade C at the old GCE would be similar.

I taught maths ( second subject to pe) and cite my own training as evidence for this. The exams were dumbed down. A lot.

Anyway back to Piaget , he recognised that some students Will never be able to think ? in the abstract and therefore flogging a dead horse was pointless as some folk will be able to add take away and know a triangle as 3 sides but will never grasp a quadratic equation EVER.

Hence the reason for cunting Rishi s recent sound bite shit. Sounds good! Just not possible.

Teach compulsory maths till 18. Most people have reached their maths zenith by their times tables you Cunt.

Remember you can’t polish at turd ?.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

Sol Campbell [3]


A huge cunting for the deluded, fuck-nugget that is Sol Campbell.

Now, Sol was a great player in his day, but my word, what a weird, arrogant tosspot he is.

First, when he retired, he blamed fucking racism as the reason he wasn’t made England captain for longer, and not the fact he is an incoherant dunce who couldn’t organise his turds into the pan, never mind a fucking offside trap.

Then, he decided to put on a comedy posh, upper class accent (which made him sound even more retarded than he already does) and tried to become a Tory politician, and run for fucking London mayor; the twat even went on TV and complained about proposals of taxing the rich more, because the reeking tapeworm thought it was ‘unfair’.

Next, he tried to become a football manager, but since he is thick as mince, has no grasp on how to hold a conversation properly, and is generally fucking usless, he was found to be totally inept and out of his depth. But can you guess the reason the this skidmark gives to why he hasn’t succeeded in management? Yep, you guessed it: racisim. Nothing to do with fact you’re a remedial, dribbling coconut Sol.

Well now, Mr. Campbell has decided to take to Twitter, to come up with NINE reason rant why he should have been included on the New Year’s honours list!

What a class act this stray pube is. Seriously, fuck off Sol, you irrelevant, washed-up, deluded, immature cunt.

Daily Fail Link. (Link kindly provided by Ron Knee)

Nominated by : Hairy Badger

Albanian Immigrants


Albanian immigrants need a cunting again, wasn’t it these cunts who were protesting a month ago because they were so offended by the British ruling system that they draped their rag of a flag over Winstone Churchills stature on poppy day.

If this is the case why oh why do these thieving cunts keep arriving here in droves.

Let’s hope that useless fucker Sunak can actually do something worthwhile this time, instead of the pissing, moaning and tax dodging we are used to from him, and if he does, we can start ridding he country of this vermin today wave of shit immediately.

However the reality of an immigrant kicking out illegal immigrants is unlikely to happen and he will just rattle his briefcase for the next few years..

Daily Telegraph Link.

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

Dead Pool [273]

Congratullations to ArthurBrain he used his functioning half his brain by picking Italian actress ,photojournalist,Politician and former sex symbol Gina Lollobrigida who died today aged 95.

On to Dead Pool 273

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a a cunt and steal someone ellses nomination from the last pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping mid pools unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on times of death announcements , not necessarily in chronology of death.