Dead Pool [267]

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Pele at arrivals for Hublot Unveils Fifth Avenue Flagship Boutique, Hublot Fifth Avenue, New York, NY April 19, 2016. Photo By: Lev Radin/Everett Collection

Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted the demise of arguably the greatest footballer of all time Pele.Pele was 82 and died today following a long struggle with cancer.

On to Dead Pool 267

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt that we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on the timing of death announcements not necessarily time of death.

81 thoughts on “Dead Pool [267]”

  1. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck, Kingy.

  10. Shame. What a genius. If he was playing today he would have been a multi millionaire. Certainly wouldn’t have ended up advertising fucking viagra.

    Henry Kissinger
    Bobby Charlton
    Lord Hezzelslime
    Gary cuntface Lineker
    Joni Mitchell

  12. Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Norman Jewison
    Len Deighton
    Geneviève Page
    Jocelyn Wildenstein*
    * Swiss socialite often termed “Catwoman” due to cosmetic surgery

      • Alcatraz must have looking for someone to do an impression of Harold Wilson for a Cunts of the ’60s and ’70s gig.

  17. Of course those BBC cunts will not report on how great Pele was.
    They will report on how black Pele was.
    Woke bastards.

  18. Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Glynis Johns
    Sandy Gall

    RIP Pele and congratulations KC

  19. Joe Biden
    Kamala Harris
    Elon Musk
    King Charles the Turd
    Greta Thunberg

    Rip Pele – legend.

  25. David Hockney
    Alan Greenspan
    Annette Crosbie
    Ted Kaczynski
    Eddie Stobart.

    Nice work KC, legend is overused in most cases but not today.

  28. Tony Blair
    Cherie Blair
    Paul Stookey
    Peter Yarrow
    Cliff Richard

    Good darts KC
    RIP Pele. I still can visualise the fantastic save Grdon Banks make off a Pele shot at goal in the 1970 world cup

  29. David Bailey
    Valerie Perrine
    John Boorman
    Bruce Dern
    Erich Von Daniken

    “In music, there is Beethoven and the rest. In football, there is Pele and the rest.”
    Franz Beckenbauer

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