Dead Pool [267]

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Pele at arrivals for Hublot Unveils Fifth Avenue Flagship Boutique, Hublot Fifth Avenue, New York, NY April 19, 2016. Photo By: Lev Radin/Everett Collection

Congratulations to King Cunt who correctly predicted the demise of arguably the greatest footballer of all time Pele.Pele was 82 and died today following a long struggle with cancer.

On to Dead Pool 267

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt that we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on the timing of death announcements not necessarily time of death.

81 thoughts on “Dead Pool [267]”

  5. This from that scruffy twat, Russel Brand.

    Pelé’s death is as impactful as the passing of The Queen but in place of the complexity of empire there is only the supreme grace of the ragamuffin who danced and blazed from poverty to unsurpassed excellence. The past fades faster with the loss of this Master. RIP Pelé. 🤍

    What a shit talking cringeworthy cunt.

      • There needs to be a celebration of Pele and maybe Maradona next year. Best way to do that is have various all-star XI’s play each other. Have retired players who can manage to run for 45 minutes play too. Pele himself played the first half of his 50th birthday celebration match on Halloween 1990, he was still really fit for his age at 50. He was a beautiful human being…

        1990
        10 minutes
        https://youtu.be/9D6j6b4kJbY?t=53

        Looks like Pele had fun that day! 🙂

  7. M Emmet Walsh
    Marion Ross (Happy Days)
    Burt Bacharach
    William Russell (Dr Who)
    Gary Busey

    • I was watching Witness for the Prosecution this afternoon. Marlene Dietrich was in it so I looked her up. She credited Burt Bacharach for being the inspiration for her musical career after she finished film making. He is been going a long time..

  9. Pele – a man who I rank alongside the greats (Ali, Banister, Lewis, Perry)
    You brought your country fame and respect (a pity its been squandered by Cunts like every other country)
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    Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Virginnia Mckenna
    Robert Blake (us actor)
    Alan Alda (actor, Mash)

  10. Geoff Boycott
    Henry Blofeld
    Steve Wright formally of the afternoon
    Billy Bragg
    Sandi Tosvikg

  12. Jimmy cricket
    Phil cool
    Michael Barrymore
    Ronnie wood
    Juile Goodyear

  15. I remember when Kenneth Wolstenholme called him the peel from an orange. Now I want five of his breed to follow him.

  18. Melvyn Hayes won’t be leaving us for ages. He’s doing a lifelong series for Taking Pictures TV, introducing 1930s films. If you watch the channel, Caroline Munro the Queen of Horror films since the 70s has recently celebrated her first year on TPTV introducing The Cellar Club on her late night Friday Show.

  19. Time for all Cunters to hold their nerve. “Tis now the season in which they die off like flies. Rejoice for it is the time of the low ebb and dark of Winter plus the Energy Freeze and the chaos of the NHS.

  24. A shame it wasn’t that prick Neymar Jr. He sums up everything wrong about the modern game.

    My five
    Douglas Hurd
    Peter Higgs
    William Daniels (the voice of KITT)
    Brian Blessed
    James Earl Jones

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