Dead Pool (264)

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Congratulations to Cumnock Cunt who correctly predicted the sad demise of Scottish Rugby Union and national great Doddie Weir.Weir was 52 and died following a 6 year battle with ALS.

On to Dead Pool 264

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are going to conk out next.It is is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Antone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping nominations mid pool unless yours has alrsady been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on the time a death is reported not necessarily the chronological order of death.

74 thoughts on “Dead Pool (264)”

  1. Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Daniel Badenboim
    Ton Koopman

    • Daniel Barenboim is only 80. There again I didn’t like the dirty trick he did on Jacqueline du Pre’ who had MS.

  3. Simon Cowell (Wildlife Sos)
    Randy Jackson (American Idol)
    Rolf Harris
    Johnnie Irwin
    Carolyn Bryant Donham

  4. Congratulations CC.

    To celebrate Lancashire day tomorrow:

    Dickie Bird – Yorkshire cricket umpire.
    Bernard Ingham – Yorkshire press secretary to Mrs Thatcher.
    Miles Henry “Peter” Easterby – Yorkshire multiple champion race horse trainer.
    Roy Clark – Yorkshire writer of “Last of the Summer Wine”.
    Barbara Taylor Bradford – Yorkshire novelist “A Woman of Substance”.

  5. RIP Doddie☹

    Patsy King (Original Prisoner Cell Block H Governor)
    Ann Blyth (Hollywood and TV actress)
    Klaus Voormann (renowned bassist and Beatles associate)
    Andy Taylor (Duran Duran guitarist)
    Tony Barber (Aussie Sale of the Century)

  10. Group Captain John ‘Paddy’ Hemingway DFC
    John Cruikshank VC
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Glynis Johns
    Sandy Gall

    Well done CC.
    RIP Dodie

      • I don’t know why I bothered comrade Wanksock. It seems the old bag will never kick the bucket.

      • My Lord, The old bint Is indestructible. Are we going to sing Send in the Clowns at this year’s ISAC Christmas 🎄 Party?
        Indeed has a venue been organised?

    • Rolf Harris should die a painful death, with him repeatedly saying “can you tell what I’ve died from yet”.

  14. Cliff ‘Colostomy Bay’ Richard
    Roy ‘Wizard Wanker’ Wood
    Harry ‘Dim Ginger Cunt’ Hewitt
    Meghan ‘Lower than a slugs cunt’ Markle
    (These two will be a murder/suicde)
    Harvey ‘Retard Window Licker’ Price

  18. Steve Wright (formally in the afternoon)
    Henry Blowers Blofeld ‘my dear old thing’
    Geoff Boycott
    Blilly Bragg
    Sandi Tosvikg

  19. Congrats CC

    Back to my usual picks and the methods of their demise:

    James Hewitt; dead by his own hand
    Roman Polanski; in a Satanic ritual gone wrong
    Heather Locklear; in a drug and alcohol fueled domestic incident
    Sophia Loren; shagged to death by a male gigolo
    Oprah Winfrey; choked to death on a chicken bone

  23. Vladimir Zelensky ( at the hands of his own countrymen)
    Sophia Loren
    David DePape (who didn’t kill himself)
    Moria Anderson
    Dick Lester (film director)

  24. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Shane McGowan
    Eric Burdon
    Lyndsey Buckingham

    RIP Doddie.

  28. Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Virginnia Mckenna
    Robert Blake (us actor)
    Alan Alda (actor, Mash)

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