EMERGENCY CUNTING
A Royal and Emergency CUNTING for Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby and other que jumping dignitaries (mainly MP vermin):
Not only do these woke scumbags infest our TV sets spouting their Left wing bile, they now take the piss out of the general public and decent celebrities like David Beckham who waited their turn (some up to 13 hours) to pay respects to Her Majesty the Queen by queue jumping.
These fucking pricks think they’re above everyone else and think the rules don’t apply to them, not just in terms of queuing etiquette but with rules and regulations us mere mortals have to adhere to in general.
May monkey pox and vaginàl warts strike down sleezy back door merchant Schofield and his fag-hag slag Willoughby for being utter disrespectful cunts in a time of national mourning.
Nominated by: Baron Von Cunthausen
And here’s another, this time from Fuglyucker
Phillip fucking Scofield is a treble cunt, there are lots of reasons this chutney ferret is a cunt, it seems every add for releaving people of their cars for next to fuck all, pet insurance seems to be this cunt, I am so sick of seeing his stupid voice, mincing voice, I am sick of the cunt.
Now it turns out he has jumped the que to shuffle past the queen’s coffin that some people have been stood in for 40 plus hours, that’s going endear this jizz gargling twat to the public I’m sure., what a cunt
And here’s one from Jeezum Priest focusing on Graham Norton
I see Graham Norton has thrown his hat into the ring regarding Schofield and Willoughby.
Why?
Has he a new book coming out?
Maybe someone’s been daft enough to make a new quiz show ( just what we need) with him as host?
Why on earth he thinks his opinion is more valid or relevant than yours or mine, about this non issue, I really don’t know.
Fucks sake, let it die a death, already.
I’m fed up of reading about it.
Are people surprised Phil sneaked in the back door?
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Why is she wearing a mask? I can think of 3 possible reasons. Either
a) To hide the smirk on her face as she jumps the queue ahead of the oiks, or
b) Her Maj was beginning to pong a bit, or
c) Phil forgot to wash the jizz out of his arse that morning.
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Monkey pox.
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All 3
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When I first saw that picture originally I thought the BBC were doing a remake of Are You Being Served?, and that Phil was going to be “Mr. Humphries”
“I’M FREEE!!! (and always ready to take a gentleman’s inside leg)”
Then I remembered – he does wimminz thngs on the television every morning.
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He does “wimminz things” alright- including receiving lengths of pork up the Gary Glitter.
Allegedly.
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I’m loving the abuse these copper bottomed cunts are getting, hearing all the mealy mouthed excuses that are trotted out by everyone involved.
Should of owned it straight away, but no typical of Gordon’s sidekick play the victim..
Oh and Norton is a irritating cunt as well..
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Good Morning
Probably called Thrush at the BBCUNTS . Sorry 2 or 3 days late for the nicknames thread, I am increasingly off the pace these days
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They never even considered that jumping a 13hr queue might be frowned on did they?
The sense of entitlement they have, some article in MSM about a disabled woman they pushed in front of,
The story had a picture of this woman on sticks looking upset as Schofield breezes past.
That carefully constructed PR persona now cracked and chipped😆
Ps
Anyone have gangster paradise rapper Coolio in Deadpool?
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Never heard of him. Good riddance.
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I did The this morning, the BBC are all over it on Wireless 4. 95% of the listeners will never have heard of him. Apparently wrote a cook book so apart from being a rapper he was an aspiring Delia Smith.
Anyway he is wrapped up in a morgue now.
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Certainly will be coolio now.
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Not just BBC, all the news channels are all over it. Sky, GBNews, TalkTV, LBC…
As Ted Ulam said to Chief Gillespie, “Who is this boy anyway?”
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Or the Marchioness of Longleat?
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I’d like to see that Holly lass in nowt but the mask..
But indeed both are condescending cunts of the highest order.
But is anyone really surprised at their entitled behaviour?
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If there is any female nudity going on I want it to be lovely Lisa Nandy, just wearing a gas mask but proudly displaying those big and bouncy breasts, with me in the front row.
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Lisa N appears to have put on a few pounds. I dunno if that’s a good or bad thing?
Good probably.
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Part of the grieving process would be to wait and reflect on Madge’s life before a final farewell . These cunts were only there to be seen. May Yasur strike them down.🌋🌩️☠️
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both should be sacked and thrown out into the gutter!!
She is wearing a mask the stupid fuckin bitch cunt!
And he sucks off rent boys in public toilets.
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They are pricks for queue jumping, but I can’t fathom why anyone would want to queue 12 hours to look at a coffin of somebody they have never met and who spent a whole life scrounging a living as the undoubted queen of benefits
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..but just in the queue alone there is an awful lot of money being pumped back into UK plc due to her- more than she cost us.
And for that alone, I cannot agree entirely to your post good sir.
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If, as claimed, they were making a short segment for their dire tv show, perhaps they should make another called ‘When virtue signalling goes wrong’.
This is basically what they and their producers were doing, but haven’t the balls to admit.
‘Brave’ Phil has been on a career knife edge since he cheated on his wife and kids, despite what some gormless housewives say. Whatever grief he gets, it’ll never be enough.
And Holly is a thick as pig shit autocue reader who, despite having a decent looking pair of tits, is a munter disguised under copious amounts of tv makeup.
Fuck em to hell!
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I don’t know why Gayham Naughty was worried about ‘getting it in the neck’. He should be used to getting it there via his Oirish cakehole. At least that serial tail gunner avoided being a cunt this time, unlike Schofield who needs to be sent one way to North Korea.
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Indeed.
And what was an English hating son of a canal digger doing at an English/German/Lizard funeral?
Hoping to spit on the corpse maybe.
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Well I was just surprised that the clouds didn’t part and the rainbows didn’t form into a large flashing arrow while Saint Betty threw off the lead-lined lid of her box, rose up and announced…” How dare you disrespect my People..you turd-burglar and past-it vacuous Slapper….For I am risen to continue my work of….well,errr…we’ll say my “work” and leave it at that…”….
She could then have charged people in the queue a tenner for a selfie and charged the cripple £50 for a “healing” ( unnecessary because the cripple only had the sticks to fool the benefits people and try and jump the queue) before walking over The Thames back to her modest 270 room crypt and arranging for Prince Andrew to avoid criminal charges for touching up the Virgin Mary.
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Anyhow…..The Auld Trout wasn’t exactly averse to jumping the queue herself when it came to getting into the races or the cucumber sandwiches being put out at the buffet….trample cripples and elbow elderly War veterans in order to get to the front then.
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Sorry FF, but those last two postings were a bit tasteless. ‘Never mock the dead’- one day it could be one of your loved ones and/or you.
I am not a Royalist.
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Mmm, are you new, here?
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@joe soap
Everyone is free to say pretty much what they like on here Joe.
Royalist, Republican, Old, Young, Religious persuasion, Colour etc.
No holds barred really. That from FF was somewhat mild given the comments in general.
It’s the reason contributors come here.
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Thanks,IG….but I suspect “Joe Soap” is just some nobody hoping to get a reaction out of me….pretty pathetic attempt,tbh.
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We are moderated by admin and there’s a guy in Worcestershire who keeps us in check.
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We’re all a bunch of cunts…and that’s what’s good about it
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Wouldn’t be surprised to learn that ‘Schofield’ was medieval lingo for ‘field of scum’ or some-such, the way this lying colon-enlarger has carried on, grooming the Great British public since he was skulking in the Beeb’s ‘Broom Closet’ with his rodental-anal playmate many a moon ago.
But’s it’s norks-a-plenty with Willoughby, so she gets a free pass on the queue and my jizz-jacuzzi both, the utter strumpet.
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Bit too girly girly for me……….might be fun to ‘teach’ her though- as long as I don’t have to look at the fucking huge gob of hers
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Sorry to go ‘off-top’ but cunt Coolio has popped a cap in his clogs and good riddance to bad rappers; I well remember him gibber on the late unlamented Top of the Plops whilst a bunch of home-counties hard-ons swayed in the audience like the extras in Night Of The Living Dead.
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The celebs and the MPs have a sense of entitlement and think the rules don’t apply to them. This attitude also prevails in large sections of the darker hued community. Do you suppose this is why the politicians can’t see why we are so irritated when the first response of the darkies upon being caught red-handed is to pull the race card? Just a thought.
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There is always one, or in this case two who have to stick two fingers up, but anyone who is daft enough to queue for 12 hours to walk past an oblong object covered in an old tablecloth can’t really complain.
There should have been a ticket system with a time slot, save all that standing around for hours, it’s no wonder the country is fucked.
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God save The Queue!
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And long may it reign 😂
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I seriously could not be bothered to queue for hours on end to file past a wooden box.
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Willoughby can suck my cock and Schofield and Norton can suck each others the filthy pair of shirt lifting bastards.
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Schofield and holly AKA
A pair of tits and a pouf
Cunts
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When I queued for a less shorter time outside the Royal Alber Hall for a prom concert, there was an unwritten rule for being allowed an hour or so to have something to eat and stretch the legs. Besides returning to your place in the queue, you could do it sitting down and at the end of it you got something of value, hearing wonderful music from world famous orchestras and soloists, for a mere few pounds.
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Whereas, at the funeral, a march by a German composer called Walch is STILL labelled as “Beethoven Funeral March No. 1.”
You would think they could just drop the Beethoven tag…
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Welch could be the arranger. Besides sorting out the funeral.
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Phil Schofield – Publicly humiliates his wife, makes a mockery of the institution of marriage by grooming (allegedly) secretly bumming a young male employee half his age and is bizarrely called brave by the MSM while also ensuring his career on the idiot lantern is safe guarded. The devious twat.
A couple of years later the same cunt jumps a queue to look at a coffin and he’s the biggest villain since Hitler.
What a fucking society we live in.
By the way – Schofield is undoubtedly a Cunt.
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Next time some bird in the supermarket says “you’re staring at my tits” I’m gonna claim to be gay and have her arrested.
Always keep the poof card in your back pocket.
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Agree with you totally of the two main culprits in this cunting and want both to suffer severe excruciating pain of the highest order and intensity, for the rest of their lives. That’s all we can do. I don’t suffer for it. Once I first set eyes and ears on these nonentities, they were no longer part of my life.
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Holly Willoughby looks like the kind of bint who thinks all Fire Engines are called Dennis. The eyes are open the mouth moves but Mrs Brain had long since departed.
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Refused to tuck into the queue behind Schofield eh?
Probably tucked well in behind him in the bogs later though.
I notice Beckham gets a mention, playing the white man, waiting his turn.
Could this be the same Beckham who had people kicked out of the reptile House at Twycross Zoo some years ago, so he and his family could enjoy the experience uninterrupted?
And probably free of charge.
And zoo staff walking round shooing paying punters away as they progressed through the various exhibits.
Cunt.
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Beckham loves lizards.
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Beckham is a greedy publicity whore. He only queued up to mutter something nasty as he walked past the coffin, due to him being overlooked for the Knighthood he craves. If he was genuine he would have taken his stick insect wife along. She was probably too busy doing her Karen Carpenter impression in the bathroom at home. Pair of cunts.
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It’s not the sort of thing that fires my ire, but Holly Willoughby should face strict punishment at the liverspotted hands of the doddery old men she cheated put of seeing Maj’.
May her boobs, bum and fanny get a thorough prod and poke.
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Is 7-4 the aggregate score to get through to the next round of the Jules Rimming Trophy ?
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Pair of cunts. Fuck em both. Ever see them on TV but have to up with the cunt on commercial radio advertising the robbing WBACs cunts.
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I saw that Willoughby slag at Heaton Park during the Stone Roses gig in 2012. I can tell you she is a totally brain dead cunt, thick as fucking pig shit. She really is as stupid as she looks.
Schofield? What else needs to be said about this unscrupulous slithering bum bandit? Except that he needs shooting.
And Norton? An Irishman who wears a Union Jack waistcoat and calls Britain ‘we’ at the Eurovision. How this doughnut punching cunt hasn’t been hanged for a traitor in his native land is beyond me. Norton is -as they say in Eire – a lickarse, in every sense of the word.
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Chop them all up and let the worms feed on them.
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I’d keep Holly intact and feed her my worm.
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