Dead Pool [258]

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Congratulations to Obersturmbannfuhrer Von Stink Finger who correctly predicted the very sad demise of broadcaster Bill Turnbull best known for presenting BBC Breakfast for many years.Turnbull died yesterday aged 66 after a long battle with prostate cancer.Having met him in person I can say hand on heart he was a true gentleman.R.I.P Bill

On to Deadpool 258

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Ots furst come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someones nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt that we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Wins are rewarded according to order of reporting not necessarily order of death.

70 thoughts on “Dead Pool [258]”

      • Nah getfucked ……..
        You should be picking the twats that “you think will conk out next”. Not the ones that you hope would conk out – the sooner the better.
        I agree entirely with your list – every one of them, but only in the sense that they should fuck off as quickly as possible.

  4. Good prediction O-V-S-F. The faux, fishy- finger Reich salutes………..

    My predictions: (I wouldn’t lose a tear over any of these cunts):

    Anthony Blair (former PM labour Cunt)
    Anthony Hopkins (just old)
    Anthony Grayling (A.C. Grayling)-CUNT.
    Anthony Stewart Head (Buffy vampire)
    Anthony Dorset (token black guy) NFL star. (This is my diversity & inclusion choice).

    May sound harsh but I’m not sorry to see Turnball go (even though my old man died of prostate cancer)

    ‘Every good BBC employee is a dead BBC employee’ (B V C, circa 2022)

  6. Billy Connelly
    Wille Nelson
    Jerry Lee Lewis
    Jimmy swaggart ( Jerrys cousin)
    Nicola Sturgeon

  8. In there, Obersturmbannfuhrer.

    Jean Luc Godard
    Tony Barber
    Patsy King
    Michael Craig
    Wilf McGuinness

  9. James O’Shithead LBC
    Beardie ‘Virgin’ Branson
    Ian ‘Hypertension’ Blackford
    Bernie ‘Very Handsome’ Ecclestone
    Lorraine ‘Smelly of Kippers’ Kelly

  12. Congrats Herr Obersturmbannfuhrer

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Cher

  13. John Carpenter
    Al Leong
    Derren Nesbitt
    Michael Berryman
    Claudio Fragasso (crap film director)

  16. George Lucas
    Pope Francis
    Loretta Lynn
    Michael Osterholm 1
    Nancy Pelosi

    Cuntgrats Von Stinkfinger!

  17. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    John Cruikshank VC
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Sandy Gall
    Julie Andrews

    RIP Bill Turnbull and congratulations OVFS on a great win and possibly the longest nom de plume on ISAC.

  18. Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Josef fritzl
    Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Michael Fish
    Ozzy Osborne

  19. RiP Bill 🙁
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    Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Virginnia Mckenna
    Robert Blake (us actor)
    Jimmy Tarbuck

  20. Tony Bennett
    Vanessa Redgrave
    Barry Manilow
    Bill Wyman (ancient Stone)
    Marianne Faithfull (ancient Stone fuck)

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