Dead Pool [258]

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Congratulations to Obersturmbannfuhrer Von Stink Finger who correctly predicted the very sad demise of broadcaster Bill Turnbull best known for presenting BBC Breakfast for many years.Turnbull died yesterday aged 66 after a long battle with prostate cancer.Having met him in person I can say hand on heart he was a true gentleman.R.I.P Bill

On to Deadpool 258

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Ots furst come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someones nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt that we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Wins are rewarded according to order of reporting not necessarily order of death.

70 thoughts on “Dead Pool [258]”

    • I was aware Abbas was seriously ill with pneumonia recently. Thought he was recovering though. It’s a toss up between him and Barry Richards as to which of them is the finest batsman I ever saw playing in county cricket.

      • The best batting display I ever saw was Viv Richards and Botham in the old 40 over Sunday league at Trent Bridge. Think poor old Eddie Hemmings got the worst bowling figures in the competitions history.They were racing each other to 100 never seen so many 6s and the bowling was from a top notch attack. Clive Rice, Richard Hadlee, Eddie and Kev Saxelby

      • News is quiet about him perhaps ominously so but a friend made a social media post stating that the damage to his organs was severe.

        A true legend of the game so hopping my hunch is incorrect.

  9. Congratulations OvSF

    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Norman Jewison
    Ted Turner (CNN)
    Alan Alda (M.A.S.H.)
    Irene Papas*

    * I’ll be writing to the Greek Embassy demanding an investigation if she doesn’t give me a win soon. The poor old dear is 96 in a couple of days and is said to have had Alzheimer’s since around 2013. Her longevity is either down to a healthy Mediterranean diet keeping her body (if not her mind) going or she’s already popped her clogs and some greasy Stavros fraudster is continuing to use her Greek pension book.

  10. David Hockney
    Eddie Stobart
    Annette Crosbie
    Alan Greenspan
    Barry Fry

    Nice work OVSF.

  15. There aint nothing like a Dame…..
    Dame Julie Andrews
    Dame Maggie Smith
    Dame Judi Dench
    Dame Joan Plowright
    Dame Helen Mirren

    Is any actress NOT a fucking Dame?

  17. Clint Eastwood

    Rolf Harris

    Billy Connolly

    Jimmy Carter
    Walter “Chekov” Koenig

  20. Geoffrey Boycott
    Steve Wright in the afternoon
    Billy fucking Bragg
    Sandi Tosvikg
    Henry Blofeld

  22. Rob Burrows ( Rugby player )
    Phil cool
    Jimmy Cricket
    Michael Parkinson
    Tom Baker.
    RIp Bill, proper presenter unlike the hateful Naga munchetty.

  23. Leapy Lee
    Georgina Hale (Actress, Budgie’s wife)
    Peter Blake (Artist)
    Richard Chamberlain
    Terence Stamp

  27. Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  29. Bob Barker
    Gina Lollobrigida
    Raul Castro
    Willie Nelson
    Dick van Dyke

    RIP Bill – Hope you really did blow all over Carol Kirkwood at least once after breakfast my good man and take that with you

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