Blimey that was a quicky (If you will pardon the pun)
Congratulations to Captain Quimson who correctly predicted the demise of the veteran Hollywood actor Nehemiah Persoff.Persoff died today aged 102 and starred in many Classic Films such as On The Waterfront , The Harder They Fall , Some Like it Hot , Yentyl and many more.Persoff was 102 and turned to painting in his later years following a stroke.
On to Deadpool 244
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.
########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made. Otherwise it becomes too complicated as there are time differences in different countries and if a death is announced a week later that is potentially 3 or 4 pools that get cancelled out and I personally cant be arse to deal with all that .Any massive objections let me know in the comments.(Shaun)
Olivia Newton John
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Sir Garfield Sobers
Well done Captain
Sorry Lord Biryani has nicked Glynis swap her for Robert Redford.
Michael Lindsey Hogg
Gorbachev – if he’s nabbed then Gerald Scarfe
Capt Colostomy Cliff
Harry ‘Cunt of all Cunts’ Wales
Ron ‘The Cock’ Jeremy
Norman ‘Seig Hell’ Tebbit
Adam ‘I’m a fucking shit actor’ Woodyatt
Like buses – you wait for ages, then 2 arrive together….
Dame Maggie Smith
William Daniels (voice of KITT)
Peter Higgs (of the boson)
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Nicola Sturgeon (closet lesbian cunt)
Ian Blackford (bloated cunt)
Angela Rayner (thick cunt)
Owen Jones (gay cunt)
Jussie Smollett (thick, gay, racist cunt)
Sir John Nott (fucked up the Falklands)
Dick Van Dyke
Samuel L. Jackson
Wot abaht Tito?
Jean Luc Godard
Two of my longstanding nominees snuff while I am away. Namely Frank O’ Farrell (RIP) and Anna Karen. Bugger….