Dead Pool [244]

Blimey that was a quicky (If you will pardon the pun)

Congratulations to Captain Quimson who correctly predicted the demise of the veteran Hollywood actor Nehemiah Persoff.Persoff died today aged 102 and starred in many Classic Films such as On The Waterfront , The Harder They Fall , Some Like it Hot , Yentyl and many more.Persoff was 102 and turned to painting in his later years following a stroke.

On to Deadpool 244

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made. Otherwise it becomes too complicated as there are time differences in different countries and if a death is announced a week later that is potentially 3 or 4 pools that get cancelled out and I personally cant be arse to deal with all that .Any massive objections let me know in the comments.(Shaun)

71 thoughts on “Dead Pool [244]

  1. Glynis Johns
    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Sir Garfield Sobers
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Leslie Phillips

    Well done Captain

  2. Brigitte Bardot
    Tony Bennett
    Alain Delon
    Lee Majors
    Gorbachev – if he’s nabbed then Gerald Scarfe

  3. Capt Colostomy Cliff
    Harry ‘Cunt of all Cunts’ Wales
    Ron ‘The Cock’ Jeremy
    Norman ‘Seig Hell’ Tebbit
    Adam ‘I’m a fucking shit actor’ Woodyatt

  4. Like buses – you wait for ages, then 2 arrive together….
    Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Dame Maggie Smith
    Bernard Cribbins
    Virginnia Mckenna

  5. Tom baker
    Michael Parkinson
    Russell grant
    Jack Nicholson
    Clint Eastwood

  6. Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  7. George Lucas
    Loretta Lynn
    Michael Osterholm
    Anthony Fauci
    Morgan Freeman

    Cuntgrats Capt.

  8. William Daniels (voice of KITT)
    Douglas Hurd
    Peter Higgs (of the boson)
    Brian Blessed
    George Lazenby

  9. Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Josef fritzl
    Ozzy Osborne
    Michael Fish
    Bob newhart

  10. Nicola Sturgeon (closet lesbian cunt)
    Ian Blackford (bloated cunt)
    Angela Rayner (thick cunt)
    Owen Jones (gay cunt)
    Jussie Smollett (thick, gay, racist cunt)

  11. Vanessa Redgrave
    Marianne Faithfull
    Barry Manilow
    Sir John Nott (fucked up the Falklands)
    Dick Van Dyke

  12. Jesse Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

  13. Jean Luc Godard
    John Lydon
    Gene Hackman
    Ann Blyth
    Stella Stevens

    Two of my longstanding nominees snuff while I am away. Namely Frank O’ Farrell (RIP) and Anna Karen. Bugger….

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