Dead Pool [244] | …. is a cunt

Blimey that was a quicky (If you will pardon the pun)

Congratulations to Captain Quimson who correctly predicted the demise of the veteran Hollywood actor Nehemiah Persoff.Persoff died today aged 102 and starred in many Classic Films such as On The Waterfront , The Harder They Fall , Some Like it Hot , Yentyl and many more.Persoff was 102 and turned to painting in his later years following a stroke.

On to Deadpool 244

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your names haven’t already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

########## New clarification. Pool victories will be awarded in order of death announcements being made. Otherwise it becomes too complicated as there are time differences in different countries and if a death is announced a week later that is potentially 3 or 4 pools that get cancelled out and I personally cant be arse to deal with all that .Any massive objections let me know in the comments.(Shaun)

71 thoughts on “Dead Pool [244]”

Val Kilmer
Jimmy Tarbuck
Olivia Newton John
Billy Conelly
Jane Fonda

Glynis Johns
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Sir Garfield Sobers
Mohamed Al-Fayed
Leslie Phillips

Well done Captain

Sorry Lord Biryani has nicked Glynis swap her for Robert Redford.

Richard Lester
Michael Lindsey Hogg
Imelda Marcos
Tommy Steel
David Steel.

Brigitte Bardot
Tony Bennett
Alain Delon
Lee Majors
Gorbachev – if he’s nabbed then Gerald Scarfe

Capt Colostomy Cliff
Harry ‘Cunt of all Cunts’ Wales
Ron ‘The Cock’ Jeremy
Norman ‘Seig Hell’ Tebbit
Adam ‘I’m a fucking shit actor’ Woodyatt

Like buses – you wait for ages, then 2 arrive together….
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Cleo Laine
Richard Chamberlain
Dame Maggie Smith
Bernard Cribbins
Virginnia Mckenna

Tom baker
Michael Parkinson
Russell grant
Jack Nicholson
Clint Eastwood

Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Jilly Cooper
Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim

George Lucas
Loretta Lynn
Michael Osterholm
Anthony Fauci
Morgan Freeman

Cuntgrats Capt.

Michael Caine
Terry Waite
Petula Clarke
Gloria Hunniford
Ian Lavender

William Daniels (voice of KITT)
Douglas Hurd
Peter Higgs (of the boson)
Brian Blessed
George Lazenby

Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Josef fritzl
Ozzy Osborne
Michael Fish
Bob newhart

Nicola Sturgeon (closet lesbian cunt)
Ian Blackford (bloated cunt)
Angela Rayner (thick cunt)
Owen Jones (gay cunt)
Jussie Smollett (thick, gay, racist cunt)