Dead Pool [242]

Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who has won Deadpool 241 by picking country singer C W McCall aka Bill Dale Fries who died today from cancer aged 93.He will be best remembered for his 1975 hit “Convoy” which was used on the subsequent film of the same name.His song had a resurgence in popularity due to the protesting Canadian truckers earlier this year which he expressed his personal blessing for back in February. He is survived by his wife of 70 years.

On to Deadpool 242

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your nanes havent already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

51 thoughts on “Dead Pool [242]

  1. Yoko fucking Ono
    Shane McGowan
    Stuart Hall
    Rolf Harris
    Danglebert Pimpledick

  2. USSC Justice Clarence Thomas
    Joe Biden
    Ghislaine Maxwell
    Tina Turner
    Henry Kissinger

  3. Good call Dickie. He’s not really a cunt so rather than burning in the flames of Hell he’s singing with the angels in the Heavenly choir.

    Just for shits and giggles…and because these 2 cunts have been in the news for not going to the Prince Phil memorial, let’s have an all Markle edition:

    Thomas Markle (Meghan’s dad)
    Doria Ragland (Meghan’s mom)
    Samantha Markle (Meghan’s sister)
    Trevor Engleson (Meghan’s ex)
    Jessica Mulrony (Meghan’s ex-bff)

    And for my bonus* pick in the suicide pool:

    James Hewitt (Meghan’s father-in-law)

    (*Only counts if the cunt offs himself.)

  4. Congratulations to ME for win number 3. A well deserved victory for managing to beat Shaun who had picked McCall in DP240 but wasn’t quick enough this time. As I’ve previously nommed McCall (in DP231) I’ve no shame in having managed to nick the winner off him.

    Win No4 to come from one of the following.
    Nigel Starmer Smith
    Billy Bingham
    John Peter Wilkinson (Wilko Johnson)
    Berry Gordy
    Roger Taylor (former British No1 tennis player)

    • No hard feelings Dickie.Although I reserve the right to nick your picks when desired in return!

    • The rule that you can nab other peoples picks the first come first serve rule and the rule of 5 date back to Dioclese and The All Seeing Eye`s tenure and that is sacred as far as I am concerned.I am merely the custodian of this ISAC institution.

  5. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck, Dick.

  6. Freddie Foreman
    Eddie Richardson
    Paul Sorvino
    Sammy Gravano
    John Gotti Junior

  7. Cleo Laine
    Richard Chamberlain
    Dame Maggie Smith
    Bernard Cribbins
    Virginnia Mckenna

  8. Richard O’Sullivan
    Dennis Waterman
    Sally Thomsett
    Paula Wilcox
    Tessa Wyatt

  9. Eddie Stobart
    Alan Greenspan
    Annette Crosbie
    Benjamin Ferenzc
    David Hockney.

    Nice work, DD.

  10. Good shot Herr Dribbler!

    Michael Barratt
    Doreen Mantle
    Colin Jeavons
    Jet Black
    Peter Jay

  11. Nehemiah Persoff
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Stanley Baxter
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, Dickie.

  12. Tom baker
    Russell Grant
    Tony Robinson
    David Jason
    Michael Parkinson

  13. President Zelensky
    Marg aret Hod ge
    Dick Strawbridge
    James Bolam
    Dave Lee Travis

    Good Shot,Dickie

  14. Bob Barker
    Mel Brooks
    Raul Castro
    Gene Hackman
    Deborah James

    In there Dribbler

  15. George Lucas
    Loretta Lynn
    Anthony Fauci
    Michael Osterholm
    Morgan Freeman

    Cuntgrats DD

  16. Eric Burdon
    Alan Price
    Georgie Fame
    Terence Stamp
    Judith Durham (Singer from the Seekers)

  17. Cliff ‘Stinky colostomy’ Richard
    Emmanuel ‘I like the smell of old ladies’ Macron
    Sir Lenny ‘I’m a Brumbies cunt’ Premier Inn
    Trevor ‘Miserable bloody n*gn*g’ McDonald
    Eddie ‘ugly bloke in a dress’ Izzard

  18. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Leslie Phillips
    Julie Andrews
    Sir Garfield Sobers
    Robert Redford

    Good Shooting Dickie

  19. Not sure who had Tom ‘The Wanted’ Parker but he snuffed it a couple of days ago.

    My 5:
    William Daniels (the voice of KITT)
    Douglas Hurd
    Peter Higgs (of the Boson)
    Brian Blessed
    David Warner (actor)

    • Wasn’t picked last round which surprised me as he was in probably every pool for over a year.

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