Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who has won Deadpool 241 by picking country singer C W McCall aka Bill Dale Fries who died today from cancer aged 93.He will be best remembered for his 1975 hit “Convoy” which was used on the subsequent film of the same name.His song had a resurgence in popularity due to the protesting Canadian truckers earlier this year which he expressed his personal blessing for back in February. He is survived by his wife of 70 years.
On to Deadpool 242
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Please check your nanes havent already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.
Yoko fucking Ono
Alan Dean Foster
Lulu Hamilton (F1)
I hope you win smeggy.
USSC Justice Clarence Thomas
Good call Dickie. He’s not really a cunt so rather than burning in the flames of Hell he’s singing with the angels in the Heavenly choir.
Just for shits and giggles…and because these 2 cunts have been in the news for not going to the Prince Phil memorial, let’s have an all Markle edition:
Thomas Markle (Meghan’s dad)
Doria Ragland (Meghan’s mom)
Samantha Markle (Meghan’s sister)
Trevor Engleson (Meghan’s ex)
Jessica Mulrony (Meghan’s ex-bff)
And for my bonus* pick in the suicide pool:
James Hewitt (Meghan’s father-in-law)
(*Only counts if the cunt offs himself.)
Beast of bolsover
Oops…a typo…should be Jessica Mulroney
Congratulations to ME for win number 3. A well deserved victory for managing to beat Shaun who had picked McCall in DP240 but wasn’t quick enough this time. As I’ve previously nommed McCall (in DP231) I’ve no shame in having managed to nick the winner off him.
Win No4 to come from one of the following.
Nigel Starmer Smith
John Peter Wilkinson (Wilko Johnson)
Roger Taylor (former British No1 tennis player)
Congrats mr Dribbler👍
No hard feelings Dickie.Although I reserve the right to nick your picks when desired in return!
The rule that you can nab other peoples picks the first come first serve rule and the rule of 5 date back to Dioclese and The All Seeing Eye`s tenure and that is sacred as far as I am concerned.I am merely the custodian of this ISAC institution.
The Dalai Lama
Eve Marie Saint
Well struck, Dick.
John Gotti Junior
Dame Maggie Smith
Nice work, DD.
Good shot Herr Dribbler!
Good darts Dick
Bang on, Dickie.
Erich Von Daniken
Marg aret Hod ge
Dave Lee Travis
In there Dribbler
Judith Durham (Singer from the Seekers)
Olivia Nuetron bomb
Cliff ‘Stinky colostomy’ Richard
Emmanuel ‘I like the smell of old ladies’ Macron
Sir Lenny ‘I’m a Brumbies cunt’ Premier Inn
Trevor ‘Miserable bloody n*gn*g’ McDonald
Eddie ‘ugly bloke in a dress’ Izzard
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Sir Garfield Sobers
Good Shooting Dickie
Not sure who had Tom ‘The Wanted’ Parker but he snuffed it a couple of days ago.
William Daniels (the voice of KITT)
Peter Higgs (of the Boson)
David Warner (actor)
Wasn’t picked last round which surprised me as he was in probably every pool for over a year.