Dead Pool [240]

Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who correctly predicted the demise of former East Anglia reporter and Presenter Bob Wellings who died yesterday aged 87.

On to Deadpool 240

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Please check your nanes havent already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.

61 thoughts on “Dead Pool [240]

  1. Yoko fucking Ono
    Shane McGowan
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Eric Burdon
    Georgie Fame

  2. Zelensky
    Clint Eastwood
    Eric Clapton
    Marky Ramone
    Sheridan Smith

      • Not to worry Miserable, Sheridan may not be a Russian dictator but she is still pretty mental. I reckon they can’t get her off the phone over at the luvvie helpline for PTSD.

      • Yeah she is ageing terribly.Last few things I have seen Sheridan in she looks years older than she is.

      • I always thought itd be Aids that did for Vlad,
        But reckon it’ll be a bullet to the back of his wonky potato head.

  3. David Irving
    Peter Tobin
    David Berkowitz
    Rose West
    David Icke

    I was going to have putrid Putain, but MNC beat me to it!

  4. Vladimir Putin
    Joe Biden
    Angela Lansbury
    Volodymyr Zelensky
    Tom Smith (rugby)

  5. Vladimir Putin (please)
    Tom Courtnay
    Rolf Harris
    Roman Polanski
    Jimmy Tarbuck

  6. David Hockney
    Annette Crosbie
    Eddie Stobart
    Benjamin Ferencz
    Alan Greenspan.

    Nice work, PM.

  7. Stanley Baxter
    Nehemiah Persoff
    Bill Ward
    John Astin
    Dickie Davies

    Bang on, Paul.

  8. Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  9. Dennis Waterman
    Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Sally Thomsett
    Paula Wilcox.

  10. Colin Jeavons
    Olivia Newton John
    Doreen Mantle
    Jet Black
    Michael Barratt

  11. Gladimir Putin
    Prince Andwoo
    Andrew Wakefield
    Mark Weber
    Gladimir Putin

  12. Freddie Foreman
    Eddie Richardson
    Sammy Gravano
    Paul Sorvino
    John Gotti Junior

  13. Lord Hezzelslime
    Tony fucking Blair
    David Gold
    Bobby Charlton
    Lord fatguts Prescott

  14. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck, Masky.

  15. William Shatner.
    Bill Wyman.
    Patricia Krenwinkel.
    June Lockhart.
    Timothy West.

    • I see some of you are trying to pinch some of my picks.

      Keep your grubby thieving mitts off.


  16. Jimmy Carter
    Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
    Gudrun Ure
    Leslie Phillips
    Burt Bacharach.

  17. Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Stan Bowles
    Ratko Mladic
    Betty Boothroyd

    • I say this most deadpools and am usually wrong, but pretty sure that lot are already dead. Here’s mine;
      Alex Jones
      Owen Jones
      Tom Jones
      Katie Jones (Price)
      Harvey Jone
      If the last 2 expire at the same time do I win a prize?

  18. Irene Papas
    Robert Wagner
    M Emmet Walsh
    James Anderton (former GM Police chief)
    Nigel Starmer-Smith

  19. Cliff ‘Capt Colostomy’ Richard
    Buzz ‘light year’ Aldrin
    Dr Ruth ‘let’s talk about seeeeexxxxxxx’ Westheimer
    Princess Anne
    Hugh ‘fat cunt massive ego’ Rowland from Ice Road Truckers!

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