Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who correctly predicted the demise of former East Anglia reporter and Presenter Bob Wellings who died yesterday aged 87.
On to Deadpool 240
The rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No switching names mid pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Please check your nanes havent already been nabbed as we cant be arsed to check.
Tony Bennett
Brigitte Bardot
Alain Delon
Mikhail Gorbachev
Lee Majors
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George Pérez
Frank Field
C W McCall
Joe Kinnear
Alan Dean Foster
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Yoko fucking Ono
Shane McGowan
Danglebert Pimpledick
Eric Burdon
Georgie Fame
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Zelensky
Clint Eastwood
Eric Clapton
Marky Ramone
Sheridan Smith
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Swap Sheridan for Vlad pudin.
Edge my bets.
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No swaps I am afraid.
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Not to worry Miserable, Sheridan may not be a Russian dictator but she is still pretty mental. I reckon they can’t get her off the phone over at the luvvie helpline for PTSD.
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Yeah she is ageing terribly.Last few things I have seen Sheridan in she looks years older than she is.
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I always thought itd be Aids that did for Vlad,
But reckon it’ll be a bullet to the back of his wonky potato head.
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David Irving
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Rose West
David Icke
I was going to have putrid Putain, but MNC beat me to it!
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He hadn`t as you can`t swap picks unless they have already been taken.
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That’s ok Shaun, I’m happy with my usual bunch of fucking cunts.😀
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Vladimir Putin
Joe Biden
Angela Lansbury
Volodymyr Zelensky
Tom Smith (rugby)
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Zelensky taken, so I’ll nab Kissinger
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Vladimir Putin (please)
Tom Courtnay
Rolf Harris
Roman Polanski
Jimmy Tarbuck
1
David Hockney
Annette Crosbie
Eddie Stobart
Benjamin Ferencz
Alan Greenspan.
Nice work, PM.
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Stanley Baxter
Nehemiah Persoff
Bill Ward
John Astin
Dickie Davies
Bang on, Paul.
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Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Jilly Cooper
Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
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Dennis Waterman
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Sally Thomsett
Paula Wilcox.
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Man about the house! And Carter obviously.
0
Stuart Hall
David Essex
Vangellis
Terry Waite
Mary Peters
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George Alagiah
Billy Connolly
Tom Parker
Falak Khan
Amy Price
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Colin Jeavons
Olivia Newton John
Doreen Mantle
Jet Black
Michael Barratt
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Sergey Lavrov
Sergei Shoigu
Valery Gerasimov
Dennis Skinner
Ken Clarke
0
Gladimir Putin
Prince Andwoo
Andrew Wakefield
Mark Weber
Gladimir Putin
1
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
Paul Sorvino
John Gotti Junior
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Lord Hezzelslime
Tony fucking Blair
David Gold
Bobby Charlton
Lord fatguts Prescott
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Fuck you Freddie, ya pikeyed my Blair
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Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Camp Cliff
Walter Koenig
George Takei
Good darts Mr Maskinback
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Sorry admin F.t.F pikeyed my Tony Blair, Millicent Martin instead
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The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Rupert Murdoch
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
Well struck, Masky.
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Glynis Johns
Joss Ackland
Doreen Mantle
Adriaan Vlok
Norman Fowler
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William Shatner.
Bill Wyman.
Patricia Krenwinkel.
June Lockhart.
Timothy West.
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James Bolam
Buzz Aldrin
Gazza
Franco Nero
Dick Cheney
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I see some of you are trying to pinch some of my picks.
Keep your grubby thieving mitts off.
👀
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Jimmy Carter
Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
Gudrun Ure
Leslie Phillips
Burt Bacharach.
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Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Ratko Mladic
Betty Boothroyd
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I say this most deadpools and am usually wrong, but pretty sure that lot are already dead. Here’s mine;
Alex Jones
Owen Jones
Tom Jones
Katie Jones (Price)
Harvey Jone
If the last 2 expire at the same time do I win a prize?
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Pat Boone
Dick Van Dyke
Norman Lamont
Angela Lansbury
Ken Bruce
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Irene Papas
Robert Wagner
M Emmet Walsh
James Anderton (former GM Police chief)
Nigel Starmer-Smith
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Pete Murray, Wendy Craig, willie mays, Kenneth cope, Kenny sansom
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Cliff ‘Capt Colostomy’ Richard
Buzz ‘light year’ Aldrin
Dr Ruth ‘let’s talk about seeeeexxxxxxx’ Westheimer
Princess Anne
Hugh ‘fat cunt massive ego’ Rowland from Ice Road Truckers!
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