“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s cultural affairs correspondent Ron Knee reporting. As our followers are aware, the BBC is making a controversial drama telling the story of the horrendous sex predator Jimmy Savile. Thanks to our astrologer and medium Mystic Mug (preferential rates apply for IsAC subscribers), we are joined by no less than the ghost of Jimmy Savile himself to hear his views on this. Can you hear me Mr Savile?”.

“Goodness gracious, loud and clear young man *urgle urgle urgle*”.

“So how are you getting on over on the other side?”.

“Well well, now then now then, it’s hard goin’. I’ve been sentenced to ‘alf a million years in torment before a chance of redemption, so I spend me time with me ‘ead shoved in a bucket of pigshit while demons take turns at rammin’ a poker up me arse *urgle urgle*. Still, the food’s not bad, and as it ‘appens I’m on me tea break now”.

“So how do you feel about the BBC’s drama, with Steve Coogan playing you?”.

“Now then guys an’ gals, it’s nothin’ but a stab in the back. They’re lookin’ to cover their arses by dishin’ the dirt on me, after all the faithful service I gave ’em. Cunts. As for that twat Coogan, ‘ave a look at that picture with ‘im in that daft wig. Makes ‘im look like a fookin’ tranny”.

“Okay. But at least the Beeb has said that the stories of some of your victims will be heard”.

“Victims? Listen pal * urgle urgle*. I was a fookin’ huge star. The fanny threw itself at me. I mean, they were dressed and made up to the nines. How was I to know that one or two of ’em, well a few of ’em, okay most of ’em, weren’t of age? I’m the victim ‘ere. None of ’em ever said no”.

“Especially the corpses no doubt. But seriously, come on. YOU were a victim?”.

“Too right young man. My good nature was taken advantage of by all them young tarts. I keep tellin’ ’em that down ‘ere, but they won’t listen. Oh fook, there’s the bell. Back to it. Hey ‘old up lads, is that a fookin’ pineapple as it ‘appens? No no *urgle urgle* aaaarrrrrrrgh…”.

“Well I think that good taste dictates that we leave it there, other than to say that Old Nick has now well and truly fixed it for Jimmy. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

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Shamishitta Begum is a total cunt, not only did she fuck off to Ishittistan to fight us, the country that has taken her family in and provided them with a much better life than they ever would have got in Pakistan, she is now offering her help to fight against the very terrorists she left to support against the UK in exchange for coming back to the country she hates.

She must be the ultimate in double faced, untrustworthy cunts on the fucking planet,so Shammishitta, fuck off nobody wants you here, im sure nobody wants you there and there is no forgiving what you have done.

Nominated by Fuglyucker

With further comment from W. C. Boggs:

The Paki version of Stacey Solomon who just can’t keep her ugly mug out of the newspapers is in them again.

Earlier this week she “begged” Boris to let her come home, so she could help “fight terrorism”, now, after waiting only 6 years to claim she was “sexually groomed” at 15 (why didn’t she mention it, even if in passing, 7 years ago?), she is using that excuse to get her “home” again:

I doubt that the little whore needed much “grooming” three kids by the age of 20 suggests she loves cock. The Western garb doesn’t fool me – or I doubt you – for a moment. She is, of course, also using the stock plea that she is “in danger” from Isis. I imagine her only danger is which member is going to get her legs open first.

World War 3

After completing some IT work for a customer on Sunday, my friends and I paid a visit to the local boozer for a rather nice carvery.

We got talking about politics, about Boris, and Covid and Brexit. But the main bone of contention was the pending energy crisis and who was to blame.

One friend said its “those people who voted Brexit” (he is 23), another friend said it was “capitalism” (aged 31 I think), and my two other colleagues (44 and 50 something) said it was a combination between Britain’s suicidal march towards going Green, and all the shit going on with Putin, Germany and Ukraine.

The conversation then moved on towards a possible war in Europe, which could escalate westwards and inevitably involve the UK. The naïve 23 year old shook his head and dismissed the idea as pure nonsense. The oldest among us reminded him of the Cold War years of the late 70s and early 80s and the nuclear threat/deterrent.

But again, he dismissed it as ancient history, and that such things could never happen today, although he never explained why.

But that didn’t stop him taking a pop at Britain and the US for “inflaming” and “prolonging” the 2nd World War, and that both countries should feel ashamed for killing/murdering so many innocent people, especially in Germany and Japan!

There was a stunned silence for a few seconds before we all waded in to him with a few facts and observations. But he wouldn’t have it. To his mind Britain and the US were the antagonists and should have been far more conciliatory and diplomatic with Germany and Japan. He then said the same about Iraq and Kuwait back in the 90s where Britain and the US were again at fault for being too macho.

Inevitably the conversation more or less ended there. We paid our bill and fucked off in separate directions. But my two older colleagues and I bemoaned the young cunt for his myopic view of history. And that perhaps another world war, or European war might just focus the mind.

Not that it would make any difference because the cunt would still blame the UK rather than Russia, probably because of Brexit and racism etc.

Nominated by Technocunt

Poetry by Sidelinesid

Dr Duff – In the Buff
Dr Duff- Hairy muff
Dr Duff – Cunt

Asst’ professor of Philosophy, and author of “A duty to resist: When disobedience should be uncivil.” couldn’t help her self-righteous arse from sticking her oar in when police offers were searching some spotty yoot. Dr Buff got herself cuffed and then decided to employ “passive resistance” by going floppy on the way to the meat wagon. She refused to give her name at the station and a strip search followed. Apparently this was a “very violating and humiliating experience” and left her with PSD that only a pay-out 9 years later could cure.

A time-wasting cunt who bates our public servants and demands the tax payer compensate them for the consequence of their own actions. She volunteered for all she got. If you don’t want the fuzz looking at your fuzz, get the fuck out their face when they are trying to do their job. Go back to your safe and cozy Uni where you are nicely insulated from the violent scum the police have to confront on our behalf to keep us safe and maybe write a new paper called “A duty to Assist: Disobedience in unnecessary”

Oh, and the teenager, who has not been named, was later found to have a six-inch knife in his sock in May 2013.

Nominated by: Sidelinesid

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