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Lachlan Mantell & Luke Whitehouse

Normally, this kind of “poor me – I’m a victim” story passes me by or I just ignore it…..but these arseholes really annoyed me to volcanic levels.

Basically, Mr Mantell & his ‘husband’ Mr Whitehouse were house hunting and used ‘Violet Building Blocks’ website. They saw a house they liked and asked to view. Vendors asked questions and then sent them a polite message ;
“Dear Lachlan and Luke, thank you for sharing your circumstances with us.
“We’re sorry but we would be unwilling for 2 men in a partnership to view or buy our house.. contrary to God’s Bible, etc” (abridged)

Normally I don’t hold with the ‘No g*y, No Bl*ck’ attitude, but the sellers are devoutely religous, it’s their house (Englishmans home=castle) and surely they can decide who steps inside and who they want to sell to. They sent a politely worded message, didn’t waste their time or slam a door in their face.

Now I would have chalked it down as experience and carried on house searching, but ‘Dumb and Dumber’ went to the Newspapers, on GMTV, ITV evening news and BBC Midlands today.
They were ‘upset, hurt, cried, felt angry and sad at what they were facing’
“We’ve experienced homophobia before but this seemed like it was on a bigger scale,”
“It was preventing us from progressing in our lives, not just a flippant remark”
“It felt like the biggest form of discrimination I’ve ever experienced.”
“We don’t wish the couple any ill will, we just wanted to …” send them a big F*CK YOU ON NATIONAL TV”
What a pair of self agrandising, “I’m a victim” “my life is ruined” CUNTS !
Grow a f*cking pair and act like men, not wailing babies, throwing your toys out the pram. God, this country is royally f*cked.

Nominated by Lord of the Rings

(Looked up an avocado meme for the header pic, and found this – an avocado-green crop top – Day Admin)

The missus recently spotted a newish café bistro place which claimed to offer an extensive range of gluten free options, so we decided to try it out for lunch today.

Having been shown to our seats, our ‘waitperson’ brought the menu, and the wife quickly decided to go for a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich with ‘fries’ (yes, I know!). As soon as she said that, I decided I fancied that too, so I gave our order without bothering to glance at the menu.

Shortly after our ‘waitperson’ returned, carrying two toasted sandwiches utterly brimming with crispy bacon and salad. Mouth watering, I hastily took a bite, to be bemused by the rather strange and unpleasant taste. Seeing my look, the missus asked what was up, and lifting the toast off, I found that it was covered by what at first glance appeared to be a paste-like green mould.

‘It’s avocado’, says she. ‘No shit Sherlock’ says I. ‘It’s bastard horrible’. I suppose it was my own fault for not checking the menu, but for fuck’s sake, what cunt came up with the idea of putting avocado on a blt?. Anyway, I was able to scrape off most of this guck and finished my sandwich with some enjoyment. ‘Ah’ said our ‘waitperson’ when she returned to the table. ‘You don’t go for avocado then’.

‘Don’t go for it’ is a polite way of putting it. Who in their right mind would knowingly eat something that looks and tastes like soap and hope to enjoy the experience? Cunts in Hampstead at their ‘buffet dinner parties’ perhaps. I wouldn’t eat this slimy shit if they gave it away for free. Yuk!

Nominated by: Ron Knee

“MILTON”

Some crafty old xunt, from Equador called “Mlton” – he refuses to give a surname – why? (a criminal running away from justice probably) turned up in London claiming to be a single man. He was given a studio flat (of course). In he fullness of time he bought over his tw children and then the spouse, and hey all lived together in disharmony in his little studio flat.

When the dust settled he asked fr a bigger home, and was rightly refused, as he had wilfully misrepresented his circumstances Now he is suing the council, and wll no doubt get away with his fraud:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1555011/Southwark-Council-housing-property-family-London-court

It begs the question – if his English is so poor and his brain so small, who the fuck is helping him with his dishonest claims and the court case?

There should be one penalty for scum like this and his conniving family: Immediate deportation with no appeal.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

The ‘University’ of Northampton is a cunt.

Firstly, yes it actually exists. That should be sufficient for a cunting in its own right.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Northampton

However, they have decided to put a trigger warning on Orwell’s 1984.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10430597/University-slaps-trigger-warning-George-Orwells-Nineteen-Eighty-Four.html

Seriously, the book that told the world how bad an autocratic, censurious society can be has been labelled as ‘containing explicit material’ and that it could be found ‘offensive and upsetting’.

I don’t whether to laugh or cry that the soft-bellied cunts as this alleged university have labelled their own playbook as offensive.

One last quote from the article. ‘Northampton, which gained full university status only in 2005, is ranked 101st in a list of the UK’s 121 universities.’

Can’t fucking think why …

Nominated by Dark key cunt…

And seconded by Geordie Twatt

I’d like to second DKC’s nomination of Northampton University.

A few years ago when my daughter was considering which Uni to apply to, we had a look through the annual Sunday Times University Guide. The leader of the Student’s Union for each institution was invited to write a single sentence to say what was good about their Uni. So most extolled the academic or social benefits. For Northampton’s student leader, however, it’s great selling point was the fact that it had transgender toilets. I kid you not. Needless to say, she didn’t apply.

101st out of 121 Universities? I should think it’s more likely to be 122nd.

This has nothing to do with the dinghy invasion across the channel. Though that is a form of channeling I suppose.

No I mean ‘channelling’ in a mystical sense. Just read that Geri Horner was ‘channelling’ Marilyn Monroe in wearing a white dress at some awards bash And Amanda Holden was channelling her ‘legally blond’ in what she was wearing earlier this evening.

But I’ve also heard it used in psychobabble namely channeling one of your inner ‘selves’

I was singing ‘Suspicious Minds’ to myself earlier. Was I channelling my inner Elvis?

It is linked with ‘identify as’ I think. The same fracturing of the personality. The same fundamental attack on Personhood.

Sam Smith says he I mean they say they have more than one personality. So each day they decide (do they?’) which personality they are going to channel.?
Is that multi-personality disorder…? Who knows.

Maybe I have got that wrong. Hes ‘non-binary’ he says doesn’t he? I mean they say don’t they? Do they have one personality expressed sexually differently. Is that it? I ought to have looked this up.

Anyway, going back again to channelling someone famous. If you think back that was the hallmark of being a nutter someone claiming to be an historic figure like Napoleon or Jesus Christ.

Mediums (who I don’t like on principle) talk about ‘channelling’ the spirit of some dead relative? Yes that would be a strong influence on this new usage.

Really Geri wasn’t channelling Marilyn Monroe she was influenced by her. Or was paying homage to her with her dress.

Does this matter? Not much but I am seeing the word ‘channelling’ being used in this way and I don’t like it.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

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