Katie Price Hate is a cunt.

Ok, she’s a trollop and it shows how money can cause issues if you give it to someone with addiction issues and not many brain cells but why do people keep having to hate the woman?

I’m always reading when a murderer or rapist gets locked up that if “they’d been Katie Price” they would’ve gotten away with it. Or if a violent criminal gets some bird for killing people in an old Audi that Katie would’ve been given community service.

Well I have news for these people, if she committed homicide or wiped out a family of immos in an old BMW she would go to prison. Yes she seems to get away with lots but just read the stories of folk who actually kill people in cars and then walk free…not even on a technicality but because their driving was careless and not dangerous,.

I’d be more interested in how a bankrupt can afford drugs, alcohol, cosmetic alterations, holidays to Vegas etc etc etc

Enough said, kiss my balls

Nominated by Spanky McSpank

Heseltine is a cunt of the highest order.

I refuse to call him Lord. That title is limited to our one and only Lord Fiddler.

Heseltine is a coffin-dodging cunt.

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You never won anything apart from your seat in the HoC. Whichever cunt elevated you to the HoL is also a cunt. You are a cunt because you are an authoritarian. You are a cunt because you are a failure.

Micky Heseltine, you are a cunt, you cunt.

Nominated by: Dark key cunt

“Munich The Edge of War” Netflix Series

By coincidence, as all the developments about Ukraine have been hogging the headlines I´ve been watching a Netflix series called “Munich The Edge of War” which covers similar ground. It has obviously been ripped off from Ken Follett´s 20th century trilogy and follows an Englishman and a German who are great friends at Oxford and become diplomats but end up on opposite sides as the Second World War looms ahead.

No problem with that. Except that Neville Chamberlain’s top civil servant turns out to be an African and sits in at meetings of the war cabinet. Can anyone imagine this happening in 1938?

At one point the English diplomat dictates an urgent memo to the fastest secretary in the typing pool who says to him, “Before you ask. I´m from Nottingham.” No her name was not Maid Marian and I assume we were supposed to note that she was of Indian descent. However, she did not look particularly Indian either. No sari tightly wrapped round Himalayan-sized boobs, nose rings, golden bangles, floozy eyeliner or suggestive Kama Sutra pouts, alas. It turned out her uncle was some MI5 Scottish bigwig called Menzies (a name she mispronounced) so what was all that about?

Just more confirmation of the woke message to us thickies that ethnics have been around for centuries and won the Second World War.

Nominated by Mr Polly

It’s the news that film fans everywhere have been waiting for! At last, Disney has announced that a ‘live action’ version of its 30s animated classic ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ is in the works.

Naturally the studio is anxious to parade its ‘progressive’ credentials to ‘woke’ Hollywood these days. Things seemed to get off to a flying start with the casting of Latino actress Rachel Zegler as the ‘fairest of them all’ Ms White.

Unfortunately for Disney, into the fray stepped 4′ 5″ superstar Peter Dinklage, who accused the studio of double standards. He ranted ‘they were proud to cast a Latino actress…you’re progressive in one way, but you’re still making that fucking backward story of seven dwarfs living in a cave’.

Stung by Dinklage’s criticism, Disney has responded by stating ‘we are taking a different approach’. Apparently the film will now have ‘cultural consultants’, and the dwarfs will be ‘reimagined’. From this ‘wokespeak’, I imagine that the dwarfs will now have to conform to a rigid gender and diversity balance.

Well the gender balance does present a slight problem, since seven divided by two is, er, three and a half. Okay, let’s solve that one by making one of the seven of the transgender persuasion, which has the added benefit of throwing a bone to that particularly vocal and aggressive lobby.

The ethnic balance is easy enough to address I suppose, and can be reflected in the characters’ new names. These will now be Li Li, Tristan, Greta, Rufus, Carlota, Mohammed and Victor/Victoria. Again this yields an added benefit by the removal of a previously negative and stereotypical set of names.

As for that all-important stature factor, each performer will have to conform to strict statistical criteria for average height, as defined by the United Nations Commission for the Determination of Average Height According to Gender and Ethnicity.

So there you have it. ‘Off White and the Seven Gender Balanced and Ethnically Diverse Persons of Average Stature’. It has quite a ring to it, I’m sure you’ll agree. I for one can’t wait.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee

And on a similar note, this from Captain Magnanimous

Peter Dinklage is a cunt, isn’t he.

The overrated oomoah-loompah has been having a pop at a live action Snow White set to be filmed because of the little fellas.

It’s a fairy tale ffs! Stop being short-tempered and small-minded, you gnarly time bandit. These aren’t dwarves, they are conscientious engineers working in a difficult sub terrain.

He was good as a cynical, quipping dwarf in Game of Thrones; he was believable as a cynical, quipping dwarf in The Station; he was alright as a cynical, quipping dwarf in I Care A Lot. As a spokesgnome, not such a tall order.

It’s a fairy tale, you uppity little polly pocket. A story for children. Now get into the Rumplestiltskin costume, do a roly-poly for the camera, then shut the fuck up.

The BBC (and mainstream media in general) are cunts. Nothing new in that, I guess. But my reason for nominating them here is for their double standards.

I saw a piece on the BBC website earlier about food campaigner Jack Monroe. Turns out, Jack Monroe is actually a she, and she has written books and articles for the Guardian and Independent, among others. Now, my cunting isn’t for that, but more for the way they describe Ms. Monroe. She wasn’t born ‘Jack’ – her birth name is Melissa – but she now prefers to be called Jack, and the BBC are happy to play along.

Now contrast this to the way any reports of another campaigner, Tommy Robinson, are framed. It’s always Tommy Robinson, “real name Stephen Yaxley-Lennon”. As if his real name somehow invalidates his work.

It’s the same with the Trans lobby – the mainstream media always happy to play along and defer to whatever the person has decided to call themselves this week, for fear of offending and ‘deadnaming’ them. But if it’s someone the MSM dislikes, they’ll do anything to try and discredit the message.

Cunts one and all.

Links:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-60140858

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-60052754

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/the-transformation-of-jack-monroe-tglnc393nw5 (paywall, I’m afraid)

Nominated by Le Cunt Noir