Dead Pool [233]

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Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the sad demise of Yorkshire and England cricket legend Ray Illingworth who has passed on aged 89.

On to Dead Pool 233

The rule:

1)Nokinate 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.No duplicates.It is first come first serve but you can always be a cunt and steal peoples nominations from previous pools ( like black and white cunt frequently does).

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)You are not allowed to change nominations once posted until the next pool ( unless your pick has been taken already)

5)Please check your nominations haven’t already been nabbed as we can’t be arsed to check.

52 thoughts on “Dead Pool [233]”

  2. I’ll get in quick with these (congrats to Shaun):

    Ken Clarke
    Dennis Skinner
    Michael Heseltine
    Bernie Eccleston
    The Queen

  11. Steve Wright in the afternoon
    Henry Blofeld
    Geoff Boycott
    Sandi tosvikg
    Billy fucking Bragg

  12. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck, Shaunie. I love a good, Christmas death.

  13. How is Shaun doing this!? Is he the one knocking these cunts off himself?

    Kim Kardasian
    Khloe Kardashian
    Kris Jenner
    Kendall Jenner
    Kylie Jenner

    Please God!

  14. Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Mikhail Gorbachev
    Josef fritzl
    Madeleine albright
    Ozzy Osborne

  15. Pam St Clement (Pat Butcher, Neverenders)
    Clare Short
    James Cosmo (Actor – Braveheart)
    Alan Ford (Brick Top)
    Millicent Martin

  19. David Hockney
    Eddie Stobart
    Alan Greenspan
    Benjamin Ferencz
    Sam Waterstone.

    Nice work, Shaun.

  20. Doctor legg
    Bill Turnbull
    Rob Burrows ( bless his heart, true sportsman of the year 2021…)
    Jimmy cricket
    Phil Cool.

  22. Congrats yet again, Shaun

    Michael York (Actor e.g. Logans Run, Austin Powers trilogy)
    Norman Bowler (Actor e.g. Softly, Softly: Taskforce, Emmerdale)
    Gerald Harper (Actor e.g. Adam Adamant Lives!, Hadleigh)
    Len Deighton (Novelist e.g. The Ipcress File, Funeral In Berlin)
    James Anderton (former GMP police chief)

  24. Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Jilly Cooper
    Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenvoim

  29. Alec, by mistake as he looked down the barrel
    Kissinger, by foetus blood poisoning
    Blair, and his moment with Doctor Kelly revisited in his sleep
    Boris, by heart failure from truth condition , worse than covid that one
    Kim, by exploding arse syndrome a rare but uncomfortable death

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