Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the sad demise of Yorkshire and England cricket legend Ray Illingworth who has passed on aged 89.
On to Dead Pool 233
The rule:
1)Nokinate 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.No duplicates.It is first come first serve but you can always be a cunt and steal peoples nominations from previous pools ( like black and white cunt frequently does).
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)You are not allowed to change nominations once posted until the next pool ( unless your pick has been taken already)
5)Please check your nominations haven’t already been nabbed as we can’t be arsed to check.
William Shatner.
June Lockhart.
Bill Wyman.
Patricia Krenwinkel.
Timothy West.
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RIP Ray.
A tough as old boots captain who wouldn’t give the Aussies a cold, and who brought the Ashes home in 1971.
What a memory that is.
Good on yer, Ray.
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Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
Ilhan Omar
Bernie Sanders
Adam Schiff
Nancy Pelosi
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Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Glynis Johns
Mohamed Al-Fayed
Jimmy Carter
Julie Andrews
A Christmas death is always extra poignant but good darts Shaun.
RIP Ray
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Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
Gudrun Ure
Leslie Phillips
Sidney Poitier
Glynis John
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Swap Glynis John for Burt Bacharach.
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I was typing quickly last night.
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Billy Connelly
Willie Nelson
Mickey Gilley
Jerry Lee Lewis
Pope Benedict
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Cleo Laine
Richard Chamberlain
Dame Maggie Smith
Bernard Cribbins
Virginnia Mckenna
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Cliff ‘Capt Colostomy’ Richard
Midge ‘ohhhhh Vienna’ Ure
Jesse ‘I ain’t got time to bleed’ Ventura
Sly ‘AAAAADRIIIIIIIAAAAAANNN’ Stallone
Thomas ‘yeah, my daughter is a lying slut’ Markle!
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Valerie Singleton
Nerys Hughes
Terry Waite
Frederick Forsyth
Vangellis
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Clair Bloom
Jim Lovell (Space man)
Eleanor Bron
Brian Murphy
Magdi Jacoub
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John Carpenter
Al Leong
Tom Atkins
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissy Hynde
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Dick Strawbridge
Big Narstie
Alison Hammond
James Corden
Beth Ditto
Fat Cunts
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