Yes fellow cunters it’s that time of the year again when we get to nominate our favourite cunts for the prestigious award of ‘Cunt of the Year’
This year’s categories are :
* British cunt
* Foreign cunt
* Political cunt
* Sporty cunt
* Corporate cunt
* Covid cunt
* Luvvie cunt
Nominations will be open until the end of November when voting will then commence with the results revealed as usual on the stroke of New Year.
It would help us correlate the voting if you could please nominate your chosen cunts in the same order as the list above.
Fill yer boots!
* British cunt – Tony Blair
* Foreign cunt – Gina Miller
* Political cunt – Tony Blair
* Sporty cunt – Hamilton Rashford Mega Cunthybrid
* Corporate cunt – GEORGE SOROS
* Covid cunt – Xing Pi my pants
* Luvvie cunt – That Cunt on Supermarket Sweep Ryan Cunt Clark Jones
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* British cunt: Nikki sturgeon
* Foreign cunt: Emmanuel macron
* Political cunt: Angela raynor
* Sporty cunt: Gaz lineker
* Corporate cunt: BLM
*covid cunt: fuck face(Neil) Ferguson
* Luvvie cunt: Meghan marble
2
British Half wit
Foreign Meghan Markle
Political Hancock
Sporty Hamilton
Covid Fauci
Luvvie Elton
4
Corporate BBC
3
British Cunt … sturgeon
Foreign cunt … macron
Political Cunt …. Angela rayner
Sporty cunt …. Hamilton
Covid Cunt…. Ferguson
Luvvie Cunt …. Elton john
Corporate cunt …. BBC ( sly news) runner up
3
British Harry Halfwit
Foreign Meagain
Political Boris Johnson
Sporty Marcus Rashford
Corporate BBC
Covid Dominic Cummings
Luvvie Dame Elton
2
British : Harry
Foreign : Greta
Political : Boris
Sporty : Southgate short nose to Hamilton
Corporate : BBC
Covid : Adern
Luvvie : David Attenborough
2
* British cunt – Nicola Sturgeon because calling her British will really boil her piss.
* Foreign cunt – Sleepy Joe Biden
* Political cunt – Sturgeon again
* Sporty cunt – anyone who plays darts, snooker or golf. If you can smoke or drink while you’re doing it, it’s not a sport.
* Corporate cunt – Branson
* Covid cunt – Ah hell, Sturgeon again for using covid as an excuse to have a daily party political broadcast telling us how wonderful she is.
* Luvvie cunt – Brian Cox (the actor one) who keeps banging on about how Scotland should be independent and isn’t Nicola wonderful etc etc. Does he live here? Does he fuck, he’s happily ensconced away in America and has no intention of ever returning – too cold and wet apparently.
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Brian cox!! Nice work grumpy cox is a staggering Cunt 👍
3
British Cressida Dyke
Foreign Biden
Political Boris Johnson
Sport Lewis Hamilcunt
Corporate BBC
Covid Fauci
Luvvie Baldwin
5
* British cunt: Pwince Andwoo
* Foreign cunt: Emmanuelle Micropénis
* Political cunt: Femi Oluwole
* Sporty cunt: Laurel Hubbard (New Zealand trans “woman” weightlifter) or Alana McLaughlin (trans “woman” martial arts fighter who beat up its female competitor in Florida)
* Corporate cunt: John Lewis Partnership
* Covid cunt: James O’Shithead
* Luvvie cunt: MeAgain Sparkletits
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Correction:
Political cunt: Boris Johnson
Not that it makes any difference, cos he’ll win in that category by a cuntry mile anyway.
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* British cunt = Andy Windsor (formerly known as Prince)
* Foreign cunt = Esmeralda Macaroon (little nappy wearing Napoleon)
* Political cunt = Owen ‘smug faced cunt’ Jones
* Sporty cunt = Andy ‘stinky’ Murraycunt (vacant expression)
* Corporate cunt = British Bollocks Corporation (BBC)
* Covid cunt = Wee Jimmy Krankie (Sturgeoncunt)
* Luvvie cunt = Megain Marklecunt
2
I am changing * British cunt nom to ;
Twisty Fuller, the necrophile deviant of Tunbridge Wells
3
Brit, Harry the fuckmonkey cunt
Foreign, Megain Mangle, gold digging ho
Political, queer Charmer arse bandit
Sport, Hammlecunt, treble cunt
Corp, BLM, cunts
Covid, Dominic Cummins, ubacunt
Luvvies, Lilly the mong, shut the fuck up cunt
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It’s going to be a difficult choice with such a bumper crop of prime cunts to choose from it may be a good thing to present Participants Awards so none of the nomination’s think they’ve been out cunted.
British Cunt – Harry Mountbatten-Windsor
Foreign Cunt – Rachel Meghan Markle
Political Cunt- Nicola Sturgeon
Sporty Cunt – Lewis Hamilton
Corporate Cunt – The BBC
Covid Cunt – Dominic Cummings
Luvvie Cunt – Sir Cliff ‘colostomy bag’ Richards
If you are having a Cunt of Cunts award, the second one on the list will be an outright winner!
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British, Harry Halfwit Halfblood.
Foreign. Macron.
Political. Boris.
Sporty. Hamilton.
Corporate. BB fucking C.
COVID. Their NHS.
Luvvie. Patrick Stewart.
3
British Cunt – Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor
Foreign Cunt – Joe Biden
Political Cunt – Diane Abbott
Sporty Cunt – Lewis Hamilton
Corporate Cunt – BBC
COVID Cunt – Dominic Cummings
Luvvie Cunt – Owen Jones
2
Please change :
Luvvie Cunt – Matt Lucas
1
* British cunt: Gary Liniker
* Foreign cunt: Meghan Markle
* Political cunt: Dianne Abbott
* Sporty cunt: Lewis Hamilton
* Corporate cunt: BBC
* Covid cunt: James O’Brien, LBC radio.
* Luvvie cunt: James Corden
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British cunt – Boris Johnson
Foreign cunt – Xi Jinping
Political cunt – Matt Hancock
Sporty cunt – Tom Daley
Corporate cunt – Mark Zuckerberg
Covid cunt – Anthony Fauci
Luvvie cunt – JJ Abrams
1
Change Corporate cunt to the BBC.
1
* British cunt Hamilton
* Foreign cunt – Macron
* Political cunt – Webbe
* Sporty cunt – Rashford
* Corporate cunt – John Lewis
* Covid cunt – All the denying cunts
* Luvvie cunt – Chris Martin
2
British: Harry Hewitt-Markle
Foreign: Meghan Whatshername
Political: Angela ‘Vicky Pollard’ Rayner
Sporty: Jurgen Klopp
Corporate: The Savilites (the so-called BBC)
Covid: That professor cunt who couldn’t predict Saturday on a Friday. Ferguson?
Luvvie: Nash Kumar
1
* British cunt Hamilton
* Foreign cunt – Macron/Ardern
* Political cunt – Webbe/Rayner
* Sporty cunt – Rashford
* Corporate cunt – The EU
* Covid cunt – All the cunts who, on their deat-bed, said ‘I wish I’d had the inoculation’!
* Luvvie cunt – Emma Thompson/Reg Dwight
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British cunt Cressida ‘Sadick Khan’t
Foreign cunt Sadiq Trudeau
Political cunt Sadiq meJohnson, Mrs.
Sporty cunt Sadiq Linekuntt.t
Corporate cunt Sadiq Zuckerballs
Covid cunt Sadiq Faucit
Luvvie cunt Sadiq Cumberblubber
1
British Cunt – Cressida Dickless
Foreign Cunt – Greta Thunderbollocks
Political Cunt – Joe “Puppet on a string” Biden
Sporty Cunt – Marcus Trashford
Corporate Cunt – Twitter
Covid Cunt – The Dinks
Luvvie Cunt – Migraine Sparkletits
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British cunt Cressida Waste of Space Dick
* Foreign cunt Meagain Markle-Hewitt
* Political cunt Ms Johnson (Princess Nut Nut) the CUNT behind the throne
* Sporty cunt Rashford
* Corporate cunt John Lewis
* Covid cunt Neil Ferguson (Professor of Flabbot Statistics)
* Luvvie cunt Meagain Markle-Hewitt
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British Blair always unbearable for ruining my country
Foreign Markle pointless piece of lying shit
Political Claudia webbe. Everything that is wrong with politics and a nasty cunt
Sporty Rashford Crap penalty taker thick as shit
Corporate no contest bbc I rejoice not having a licence
COVID Hancock just a lying wanker
Luvvie Schofield another lying talentless bad example
Don’t know if my ultimate is still Blair of course it is
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MINE
* British cunt : Harry Hewitt
* Foreign cunt : Megain Maekel
* Political cunt : Geoffrey Cox
* Sporty cunt : Marcus Rushford
* Corporate cunt : BBC
* Covid cunt : Unvaccinated care workers
* Luvvie cunt : Elton John
MRS D
* British cunt : Andrew
* Foreign cunt : Macron
* Political cunt : Angela Rayner
* Sporty cunt : Emma Radacanu
* Corporate cunt : Insulate Britain
* Covid cunt : Dildo Harding
* Luvvie cunt : Emma Thomson
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BC: Harry Hewitt
FC: Macron
PC: Starmer
SC: Rashford
CC: Advertising Agencies
CovC: The media
LC: Rylan
0
So many cunts, so little time…
Me;
Brit; David ‘Hannibal’ Fuller
Foreign; Meagain Markle
Political; Emmanuel Microbe
Sport; Lewis Hamilton
Corp; BB fucking C
Covid; Nicola Scurgeon
Luvvy; Miriam Gargoyle’ Margolyes
The wife;
Brit; Harry Halfwit
Foreign; Meagain Markle
Political; Joe Biden
Sport; Lewis Hamilton
Corp; BLM
Covid; Nicola Scurgeon
Luvvy; Emma Thompson
Mentioned in despatches;
Woman of the Year; Laurel Hubbard
Fat Cunt of the Year; James Corden
Wank of the Year; Julia Hartley-Brewer
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Correction;
Apologies Admin.
I just realised that I typed my own ‘Sports’ choice again in error for the wife. Should have read Gary Lineker as the wife’s choice.
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British: Wayne Couzens
Foreign: Greta Gargoyle
Political: Bikeshed Ange
Sporty: St Marcus
Corporate: Birkenhead Brick Company (copyright Eric Morecambe)
Covid: Shergar Ardern
Luvvie: Me-me-me-me Sparkletits
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British: Lewis Hamilton (for every atom of his sanctimonious existence)
Foreign: Azeem Rafiq (Parking Stanley born Yorks cricketer for services to hypocrisy)
Political: Kamala Harris (for pulling the strings of senile Joe Biden)
Sport: Gareth Southgate (for costing England the Euro final)
Corporate: BBC (nuff said)
Covid: Piers Corbyn (anti-vaxxer seemingly duped in fake £10K sting to lay off AZ)
Luvvie: Chris Chibnall (for turning kids TV show Dr Who into an orgy of wokeism)
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