Dead Pool [182]

Congratulations to Gutstick Japseye who correctly predicted all round evil cunt the serial killer Peter Sutcliffe has died of the Kung Flu.Only the second hit we have had from this pandemic in the pool.Anyway enough about the prostitute killing lorry driver.

On to Deadpool 182:

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My picks (Shaun)

Leslie Phillips
Rush Limbaugh
Gerd Müller
Dai Davies
Jake “The Snake” Roberts

80 thoughts on “Dead Pool [182]

  1. Bruno Mars
    Sir Lenny Henry
    Michael Essien
    Louis Theroux
    Tyler Gregory Okonma (Tyler the Creator)

  2. Irene Papas
    George Shultz
    Robert Fyfe
    Roger Corman
    William Russell (Enoch)*

    * For those too young to remember (or senile enough to have forgotten), Russell played the character Ian Chesterton opposite William Hartnell in the first 2 series of Dr Who in 1963-1965. He previously played the titular role in 30 episodes of the 50s ITV series The Adventures of Sir Lancelot. He was also credited in war films such as The Malta Story, Above Us the Waves, The Man Who Never Was and The Great Escape. Amongst many TV appearances, he played in 46 episodes of Coronation Street in 1992 as Ted Sullivan, the second husband of Rita Fairclough.

  3. Nice one, Gutstick. Oh dear, how sad, never mind.
    Good riddance to the evil cunt. So, Covid isn’t all bad, eh?

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Patsy King
    Henry Woolf
    Norman ‘Semolina’ Pilcher

  4. Ralph Natale (former boss of the Philadelphia Mob)
    Skinny Joey Merlino (Reputed boss of the Philadelphia Mob)
    Sammy The Bull Gravano
    Eddie Richardson
    Freddie Foreman

  5. Sutcliff provided many noms opps for cunters over the years. For those of us who missed the cunt this time around there will never be closure.

    Val Kilmer
    Her Maj the Queen
    Tony Bennett
    Barry Manilow
    Bill Cash MP

  6. Bloody hell now it’s not taking me noms. Second try:

    Her Maj the Queen
    Val Kilmer
    Tony Bennett
    Barry Manilow
    Bill Cash MP

  7. Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

  8. Good shot, GJ.

    Olivia Newton John
    Harry Belafonte
    Jet Black
    Morris Perry
    Michael Barratt

  9. Raul Castro
    Bernie Madoff
    Anne Buydens
    Eileen Ash
    Beverly Cleary.

    Nice work Gutstick.

  10. Tom Baker
    Jimmy Cricket
    Frank Williams ( vicar from dads army )
    Philip Schofield
    Ray Davis

  11. George Soros
    Gina Miller
    James Abbott Thompson
    Rolf Harris
    Vince Cable

    A premium collection of utter CUNTS

  12. Sally Ann Howes
    George “Johnny” Johnson
    Buzz Aldrin
    Michael Collins
    June Lockhart

  13. Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Brittany Spears
    Rosalyn Carter
    Tommy Lasorda

    Japseye totaled an evil murderous cunt with the Yellow Plague. Well done!

    • Heather Locklear. Just been reading up on her recent troubled life, General. Very sad to see how bad things are for her.

      In her prime, she was hot enough to turn Schofield back to straight.

      • Someone sent me a video once, saying that she was actually a bloke, and it was all part of some Hollywood sick sex gang conspiracy. What the fuck is wrong with people?

      • Yeah Issac, she’s a mess. It gives me no pleasure to name her but I honestly believe, based on all that’s going on with her that her days are numbered.

        But she was indeed hot enough to get a rise from a dead man.

    • I see Michael Aspel and Frank Ifield has been taken . In that case I’ll have Petula Clarke and Julie Andrews.

  14. Vince Hill (oldtime singer)
    Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
    Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
    Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
    James Earl Jones (Luke….I am your father)
    nb: I don’t know why we we’re feeding & looking after that Bastard all these years. He should have had a long drop from a short rope long ago. I hope the Cunt suffered.

  15. Fuck me!
    Clarkson, walking down the road eating a peach, a massive hammer comes round the corner and smacks him square in the face killing him instantly, “clunk click every trip” a good old 70’s advert for all those who remember.

    Hamilton (piss boiling Lewis), whilst hugging a tree, a large gust of wind from Vanessa Feltz’s arse up roots said tree and lands it smack bang on top of his oversized ego and only fractionally smaller shit dribbling mouth.

    Corbyn, suffocated between Flabbotts legs

    Flabbott, an enraged Sutcliff sympathiser decides to give the hammer one last outing.

    Vanessa Feltz
    After a particular spicy curry let’s rip an enormous fart resulting in her shatting her insides onto the floor, Kate Moss, an innocent bystander is swept up by the huge gust and propelled into a large tree, the tree is up rooted and falls on to some self opinionated motor racing gobshite ( previously mentioned). As Moss hit the floor she’s struck by a large branch, this ultimately results in Moss’s death also, but Feltz died instantly after shatting her insides and therefore wins by default!

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