It is my sad duty to give Duke of Cuntshire the Deadpool 177 Title.He correctly predicted the amazing Randi aka James Randi would be next to die at the grand age of 92.Randi was determined to expose phonies and bullshit artists and did so with class skill and an incredibly blunt yet devastating wit.He could see a cunt a mile off and for that I salute the old dead cunt
Anyway enough of my nauseating sentimentality that James Randi would have dismissed or vomited at in disgust.
On to Deadpool 178
The rules:
1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other people’s nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.
2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )
My nominations:
Saeb Erekat
Doug Supernaw
Derek Draper
Nobby Stiles
Dai Davies
Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
Sarah Harding
Linda Nolan
Prince Philip
1
Jon Snow
Alan Alda
David Attenborough
Penelope Keith
That Corbyn Cunt
Well done the Duke.
2
Jimmy Greaves
Yaphet Kotto
Paul Gascoigne
Murray Walker
The Grandmaster (Duke of Kent)
0
My nominees back where they belong.
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Grandmaster gone, I’ll have Martin Bashir instead.
0
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy The Bull Gravano
Dominic Chianese
Ralph Natale (former boss of the Philly Mob)
0
Who the fuck are all these Bob? I’m sensing they’re all mobsters and likely to shoot each other to pieces in one sitting!
2
All mobsters Isaac, apart from Dominic Chianese who played a mob boss in The Sopranos and The Godfather.
0
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Patsy King
Henry Woolf
Glynis Johns
0
Peter Tatchell
Philip Schofield
Tom Daley
Jimmy Somerville
Christopher Biggins
4
Arthur Scargill
Joe Biden
No Deal
Brexit
Imelda Marcos
Top bloke James Randi. I’ll be getting the ouija board out later…
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Fuck me RTF ! didn’t know Scargill was still sucking air 😲
3
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Lyndsey Buckingham
Mick Fleetwood
Keef Richards
0
Peter Sutcliffe
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
David icke
Rose West
0
Marky Ramone
Beast of Bolsover
Harvey price
Eric clapton
Sheridan smith
1
I hear old ‘Shezza’ Smith is a right ‘troubled’ piss artist.
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Yeah id heard it too Norm!
Im hoping my insider knowledge of unstable celebs pays Deadpool dividends!!
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Fucking cunts nicking my noms. Fuck you!
Ken Bates
Gina Lollobrigida
Henry Darrow
Lily Allen (battered to death with a gardening implement by her new hubbie)
Henry Kissinger
1
Evening Freddie. 😁
0
Fuck you with a torque wrench dipped in dog shit B&W! I want my Greavesie back!
0
‘I want my Greavesie back!’
What you on abaaaaht Freddie?
Greavesie was always mine.
Reckon I’ll get a win very soon. 🏴☠️
1
Jimmy Carter
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Brittany Spears
Tommy Lasorda
Viva el Duque!
0
I was going to nominate Peter Grant. But then I remembered Big G has already snuffed it.
4
Clarkson, gagging on an orange and doesn’t release the noose in time.
Lewis Hamilton, high speed crash into a BLM ad board
Dianne Abbot, murdered by her son
Corbin, also murdered by Diane’s Abbots son for licking his mom out.
Vanessa Feltz, trying to squeeze her size 18 arse into a size 8 dress and convince herself she has an eating disorder, trips over her thong, that she’s fashioned out of a bed sheet, falls down the stairs and ironically impales herself on the painfully thin
Kate Moss, who also dies but fractionally later than Feltz, therefore Feltz wins by default
12
Never heard of this ZZ Top lookalikey though well struck, your Grace.
The Dalai Lama
Alex Ferguson
Rupert Murdoch
Eve Marie Saint
Diego Maradona
0
I fucking love that guy! Rest in Peace Canadian Gandalf.🧙♂️
4
That Randi, dead at 92 years of age. Cor!
I’m not quite 92 yet. I feel like it sometimes mind you.
4
George Lucas
Sheldon Adelson
Loretta Lynn
Alex Trebek
George Soros
Good one Duke
0
I’ll be nominating myself if this mooncake from china I bought ends up being dodgy I start coughing excessively puking blood all over the place and gives me a bad case of the wuflu So far so good tho cunters, fucking tasty stuff
4
Hang in there, TitSlapper old mate.
2
You too m8 hope you are doing well
0
Olivia Newton John.
Jet Black.
James Whale.
Dick Van Dyke.
Bob Dole.
Fuck off!
1
Livvie and Jet Black.
You thieving cunt!
1
Gordon Ramsey
Jamie Oliver
Rick stein
Gino “ our survey says
Piers Morgan
1
Bert Newton
Kamal
Paul Hogan
James Hong
Donald Rumsfeld
0
Well predicted Duke of C 👍
Tony Bennett (creaking crooner)
Christopher Plummer (actor & shit)
Vince Hill (oldtime singer)
Alison Hammond (chokes on a bag of pies made by an IC1 male – who will then be arrested on suspicion of a hate crime)
Andy Burnham (run over by Securicor Van delivering his £60M, the greedy cunt!)
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I met James Randi once. On a JREF Amazing Adventure cruise to Alaska in 2007. I spoke to him and he asked me where I was from. I said England and he said, “Well we shouldn’t hold that against you”. Cheeky cunt. RIP you old bugger.
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Haha! Very funny, IY. 🙂
2
Irene Papas
George Shultz
Robert Fyfe
Roger Corman
Norman Jewison
1
Roger Corman’s still alive?
Fucking hell… 😯
0
Raul Castro
Anne Buydens
Bernie Madoff
Beverly Cleary
Eileen Ash
Nice work Duke,
0
Chuck Yeager
Ted Dexter
John Hemingway (The Last of The Few)
Mohamed Al-Fayed
Prince Philip
Norman – I hope you’re proud of yourself pinching Glynis from me.
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Sally Ann Howes
Norman Lloyd
Buzz Aldrin
George “Johnny” Johnson
June Lockhart
James Randi was a hero of mine. His books are well worth a read.
1
William Shatner.
Bill Wyman.
Billy Idol.
Norman Lloyd.
Eva Marie Saint.
0
Giovanna Ralli
Bernard Cribbins
Roger Whittaker
Tommy Steele
Betty White
Good Shot, Duke.
0
Greetings Dick, thought you’d been banned, huge sigh of relief I have to say😜
PS I nom myself for using an emoji, cunt!!!!!!!
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