Adele 1, The Woke Leftwaffe 0 (6)

Adele tweeted a photo of herself from her L.A. mansion of her in a Jamaican flag bikini and her hair in Bantu knots (that ridiculous hairstyle that makes your head look like a sea mine) to celebrate what would have been the Notting Hill carnival, which has been cancelled due to the Flu Manchu.

Aaaannnddd the Leftwaffe immediately took to twitter to accuse her of cultural appropriation.

FUCK…OFF! Fuck all the way off!

Adele was born and raised in Tottenham. She was raised in that culture, and she knows it better than most people, including black people. It could be argued that after being born and raised in that culture, she could make a genuine claim to be a part of that culture. But that doesn’t stop the woke.

And point of order, there are WHITE Jamaicans. Some of them have the same accent as black Jamaicans. They are all part of Jamaican culture, because they all consider themselves Jamaican. And not a single Jamaican has complained about Adele. So, if they’re not offended, no fucker else has the right to be offended.

Apparently a lot of celebrities, and others have jumped to her defence. Naomi Campbell and Alexandra Burke have defended her and, to my complete amazement, that well known moron and race baiter, David Lammy. And let’s face it, when even an ignorant twat like Lammy jumps in on the side of common sense, you know the Leftwaffe are on a loser.

So, you woke motherfuckers. Shut the fuck up. Like it or not, she actually knows more about that culture than YOU ever will, because she was raised in it. It’s her heritage. And like I said, if Jamaicans aren’t offended, you have no right to be offended. And my Geordie mate would say, “howay and shite”! Cunts.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw 

64 thoughts on “Adele 1, The Woke Leftwaffe 0 (6)

  1. Never really liked Adele, (although her “Set Fire to the Rain” was pretty awesome). Bit of a mardy cunt most of the time. But so pleased the Woke brigade were put in their place.

    Seems the Wokes only exist to take cheap PC potshots at anyone who says or does the slightest thing that they perceive as being anti-Woke!

    • Techno@
      I tickyd your post but reluctantly, you saying you like Adeles music is deeply unsettling.
      But its a minor transgression.
      So =ticky.

      • Ah, but I only liked that one song rather than her tedious follow-ups which seemed to follow the same “relationship breakup tedium” as the original.

      • Her next album will be about her ‘journey’ of losing 18stone.
        Maybe shes culturally appropriated AIDS?!!
        Hence the oliver Hardy to stan laurel weight loss?

      • Perhaps she could do a follow up song called “Set fire to Adele” for charity and to repent for her cultural appropriation. Once she has sang her grating dirge, she could immolate herself to a live audience and all her wealth could go to a ethnic charity run by David Lammy and one of his mysterious friends to mismanage down the bog. I’d drink a Jamaican rum to that happy ending.

  2. My gf, who is from 🇯🇲, refers to those as China Bumps. Adele looks here much more fuckable than I recall from her “Someone Like You” days, I must say.

    Hadn’t she had a tracheostomy, or some such procedure, rather like Dr Phibes, whereby we are now spared her latest plaint and banshee wailings?

    • Lost some weight hasnt she?
      Tapeworm I assume, eating that jerk chicken not cooked properly.
      She can wear her hair anyway she wants far as im concerned, shes still a boring cunt.

      • Had to look that one up. And discovered one of the numbers on the soundtrack –

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        (remove space after h to link -Wordpress thinks it’s spam.)

        Try doing that one today!

    • Ain’t seen you abaaaaaht for a while I shagged,
      Still with the Jamaican Mrs I see, been on any late night coke benders as well? 😁

      • Strange you ask, B&WC. Vee has been at the green and “gash dem and light dem” this last few days, as she has recently resigned from her lecturing job….

        Quite au contraire for YT: I’ve sadly been unusually busy playing catch up at work since July, involving quite a lot of flying, which I loathe. (We don’t live together)

  3. Fucking ‘cultural appropriation’ my arse. My whole country’s being ‘appropriated’, but that’s ok apparently.
    Wankers.

  4. Cultural appropriation is just a load of made up shit.

    What the point in promoting various styles if no one can use it unless you are part of the tribe.
    Dark skies women use hair relaxers to make their hair straight, so what’s wrong with someone who is white putting their hair in fucking knots.

    Too many people desperate to be offended and in particular offended on someone else’s behalf.

    CUNTS!

    • What happens if you sell drugs to schoolkids using an odd, childish language, rape and kill their mother, then drive off in a stolen car? Is that culturally offensive to Jamaicans because you’re appropriating their culture?

      Psh.

  5. Since when do blacks “Own” hairstyles? Why dont they go chase that cunt Hamilton or nikki mange who has died their hair blonde at times – blacks dont own blond hair. If they want to segregate – should be both ways.

    • Indeed. Many black people straighten their naturally curly hair, could that not be seen as cultural appropriation since the majority of white westerners have straight hair?

  6. CA only works one way.

    if a whitey pinches a different culture, then that’s forbidden
    If a dark key pinches a white culture (ie. speaks English, lives in England, or adopts blonde hair etc.) then its called integration, and therefore doesn’t count.

  7. If you want to dress up as a zulu squaw thats up to you. My beef with Adele is her music along with Ed Sheeran they sum up the most boring generation in British history. Boring cunt. The least she could do is end it like that twat Amy whino.

  8. First you were fat and annoying, something to fill the void after Amy Winehouse withered away but now you’re annoying because or your attempts to endear yourself to every cause. That haircut is awful, my dear. You’ll frighten the horses.

  9. Bring on this and all the other idiocy. The more the BAME-groping cunts bitch about ridiculous trivia, the more likely the rest of the population is to tell them to piss off.
    FFS, come the fuck off it. Mediocre sleb’s hairstyle? OK, it makes her look uglier, legitimately cunt her for that, but if she wants to tie it into little knots what fucking good does it do the ‘oppressed’ communidee-of-colour* to ‘claim’ it?

    * You know who they are

      • Evening SOI,
        Whatever they are they would look good with my dick in between them whilst she sang a song.
        Regarding Jamaica, the motto is ‘Out of Many, One people’.
        There are a lit of native whitey, Indian, and obviously black Jamaicans. In the early days of the great Pirate’s of Jamaica (many are heroes of mine) there were more whitey than blackie in Jamaica.
        The first Jamaican’s were and still are very mixed.

  10. Me don’t like da tunes but her booty looks miiiiighty fine…

    Dem titties looks like dey know ta bounce up n down…

    Now pass me some of dat malty drink, salty fish and de cocoa butter…

  11. Nice fucking tits but I still wouldn’t fuck it even with a cock I found on the street.

  12. Who gives a fuck? Far as I can see Blacks and Asians appropriate white culture daily. Am I offended? No, because people are people, they are either cunts or not.

    If white people stopped buying music made by blacks it would be invisible, they would earn fuck all. If white people stopped paying to watch sport played by black people, same again, Rashford would need food vouchers himself probably.

    As for Lammy, I expect he’d love a crack at Adele, his cock is like the KKK as far as black pussy is concerned they hypocritical cunt.

    Someone needs to slap these woke cunts upside the head. If it was black I’d be slapping the soy sipping cunts myself.

  13. https://youtu.be/1gXkUJOQUAI

    This covers most of the bases; Vulnavia¹ in a fur hat, Phibes on the Wurlitzer pipe organ, Terry-Thomas cumming in his undies…

    ¹ fk the newly-slim Adèle: Virginia North was decent alright. Strangely, as an seven year old, I always got horribly confused with Vulnavia sounding like “vulva” whilst Virginia sounded like “vagina”. This coincidental phonemic consternation remained with me well into my teens.

      • Indeed so & sorry, Maximus. I realised too late the clip was dubbed – rather badly, but divertingly – into German. Terry-Thomas certainly lost a little sparkle in the process.

        Can I offer you a megadose of nicotinamide to antagonise the extrapyramidal effects… and my sincere apologies?

      • Unnerving rumours of a remake have been floating around for a few years.
        Hopefully Hollywood will burn before such an atrocity could be committed to film…

  14. The vast majority of blacks aren’t offended by this cultural appropriation bullshit. It’s white SJWs and lefty activists who are stirring it up, acting all offended on behalf of the poor victimised blacks, making all the noise.

    Divisive CUNTS.

    PS: Adele is still rubbish.

  15. The way things are going you’ll need special permission to cook your own curries, jerk chickens and pastas; to listen to reggae music, or even have a pin up of Bob Marley, without prior permission from the Wokes!

    That said, the world wide web/internet was developed by a white bloke; ergo, should non-white persons seek permission to use a white-man’s invention?

  16. Take off those Levis, Nikes, Ralph Lauren Underwear, Ray Ban sunglasses, Oakley Jacket, Nike socks.
    Hand back mobile telephone, do not travel by car, train, hovercraft or aircraft.
    Cuntural (see what I did there? 😁) appropriation of white Mans inventions, we can’t have that now can we? And Adele has done a bit more in her very short life than spit bile from a bedroom at Mummy and Daddys big house, even though her music is pants respect to the girl – shut up snowflake twats.

  17. 1% of the population of Jamacia are “white European”, so are the left claiming that Jamacians can’t be white?, not keen on Adele but at least she pushed the tide of wokeness back a bit, utter cunts these Marxist fuckers are!!!

    • Captain Quimson, seen you abaaaaaht and thought I’d introduce myself… I’m Black and White cunt.
      PS. It’s 3.2% white/Caucasian in Jamaica and it’s 15.1% black and white cunts like me by the way.

      • Okay there’s more White Jamacians than I was led to believe, obviously they haven’t been driven from they’re homes for being white, as I was by the way.

  18. Cultural appropriation

    Message to all name types spouting this shite, from the late, great, Saint Bernard:

    “A dog born in a stable is still a fuckin dog. Fuck off.”

  19. From the very little I know about this bollocks it was some American fuck that made the accusation and it’s right that she was well defended by many a sleb whose skin was a ‘darker shade of pale’

    That gives me an idea for a song……. anyway you’ve got to be a complete and utter fuck to believe that any culture, whatever it maybe owns a fucking hairstyle.

    That said be it cultural appropriation, positive discrimination, female only candidate lists et al they can all fuck off.

    On matters far more important it looks like despite Adele’s weight loss she still sports a decent set of cans and Cunty’s world a decent set of cans is a Get Out of Jail free card.

    • I like old jamaica chocolate, jamaican ginger cake too!
      Rum cakes also the bollocks!👍
      Am I culturally appropriating?
      No Im a greedy bastard.
      If somethings good, its good.

  20. This type of blatant “cultural appropriation” of “black culture” by a “privileged” white person is what the woketard left in America now refers to as…caucasity.

    A combination of caucasian and audacity it means the boldness of white privilege. (Abridged definition) As in:

    Cunt 1 Can you believe that Adele had the caucasity to wear the Jamican flag?

    Cunt 2 That’s nothing, Imagine the caucasity it took for her to wear her hair that way.

    Cunt 3 What a fucking Karen!

  21. I like a good Bond filum me and Skyfall was exceptionally good IMO.

    About the only thing I didn’t like was the god awful dirge theme song bollocks inflicted on us by this mutant cow. Adele can do one as far as I’m concerned.

  22. She should have worn a Union Jack bikini with ‘Fuck BLM’ printed on it.
    Other than that, good on her for once.

    Snowflake Genocide!

  23. Only good for a Finger bang ,tit wank and quick hows your father….
    Fattys are easy ,eager and disease ridden. But yeah I would thumb my old chap up her rich cunt..
    She can write a song called White lightning stricken.

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