Congratulations to me (Shaun) who correctly predicted that Snooker legend Willie Thorne would be next to snuff it.Thorne was 66 and had been suffering from Leaukemia since March.
On to Dead Pool 165.
The rules:
1) Pick 5 cunts you think are next to conk out.If is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from previous threads (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)
2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.
My nominations (Shaun)
Derek Draper
Leon Spinks
John Lewis (US politician)
Stuart Wheeler
Frankie Banali
Richard Wilson
James Randi
Cloris Leachman
Robert Wagner
Ian St John
0
Bert Newton
Kamal
Paul Hogan
James Hong
Donald Rumsfeld
0
Stephen Sondheim
Zizi Jeanmaire
Rhonda Fleming
Pete Murray
John Woodvine
0
Colonel Tom Moore
Mikhail Gorbachev
Ed Asner
Val Kilmer
Ian Anderson (Jethro Tull)
0
Neil Kinnock. Tony Blair. John Prescott. Dennis Skinner. Gordon Brown.
2
Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Frankie Valli
Bill Turnbull
Dick Van Dyke
0
David Attenborough
Alan Alda
Felicity Kendall
Alex Ferguson (cunt)
Clint Eastwood
1
Brigitte Bardot
Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry
Patricia green (The Archers)
June spencer (The Archers)
Max Baer Jr (The Beverly Hillbillies)
0
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Well struck Shaun.
0
Have to be quicker than that, Captain. Technocunt nabbed Fergie while you were probably still typing.
1
Goddait, where’s my píkey repellent.
Cheers Dribbler.
I’ll swap the old beetroot-faced gum-chewer for Dick van Dyke
2
President Moduro of Venezuela
Barbara Windsor
Prunella Scales
Pierre Cardin
Olivia De Havilland
0
Irene Papas Greek actress e.g. Guns of Navarone, Zorba the Greek
George Shultz US businessman and Politician under Nixon & Reagan
Gordon Jago Former manager of QPR and Millwall in 70s
Gordon Lee Former manager of Blackburn, Newcastle & Everton 70s – 80s
Gordon Milne Liverpool & England footballer 60s and Coventry / Leicester manager 70s – 80s
1
You could of at least stuck Gordon McBroon in there too DD.
Raul Castro
Eileen Ash
Anne Buydens
Beverly Cleary
Bernie Madoff.
Nice work Shaun.
0
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
David Crosby (CSN)
Tony Iommi (Black Sabbath)
Vera Lynn
0
When I saw famous man from Leicester dies, I got my hopes up!
5
Dr Legg
David attenborough
Brian Wilson
Jim Dale
Norman Tebbit
1
See below -Attenborough already taken
0
Olivia Newton John
Jet Black
Kenneth Cope
Michael Barratt
Frank Windsor
0
Peter sutcliffe
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Rose West
David icke
0
Technocunt has already got Attenborough.
0
Carl Reiner
June Lockhart
Joe Kittinger
Buzz Aldrin
Petula Clark
0
Jimmy Greaves
Yaphet Kotto
Murray Walker
David Van Day
Des O’Connor
0
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies
Bang on, Shaun.
1
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Jimmy Greaves
Bill Treacher
0
Jimmy Greaves taken
Chris Serle instead
0
Sir Elton John
Jimmy Carter
George Alagiah
David Jason
Betty Boothroyd
0
Olivia already taken
0
Donald Trump
Joe Biden
Former Prince Andrew
Bob Dylan
Brian Murphy
0
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde
Bagged another one Shaun…
0
George Lucas
Sheldon Adeleson
Pope Francis
Alex Trebek
Loretta Lynn
Cuntgrats Shaun
0
Marky Ramone
Katie price
Eric Clapton
Paul cook (sex pistols)
Sheridan smith
0
Mikhail Gorbachev
June Brown
Tom Smith (rugby)
Dick Van Dyke
George Alagiah
0
Gorby and Van Dyke already taken
0
Nobby Stiles
Henry Kissinger
Everton Weekes
Jimmy Carter
Lily Allen
0
Jack Smethurst
Anna Karen
Adriaan Vlok
Prunella Scales
F.W DeKlerk
0
Glynis John
Leslie Phillips
Mike Harding
Sonny Barger (Hells Angel geezer)
Tony Bennett.
0