Congratulations to Bob Grapples who correctly predicted Hollywood legend Kirk Douglas would be next to snuff it aged 103.Kirk survived a place crash in 1991 and a near fatal stroke in 1996 but still made it well past 100.Good innings indeed.
Anyway on to Deadpool 156
The rules.
1)Pick 5 cunts who you think will be next to conk out.First come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from other pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does!)
2) Anyone who nominates the World’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have all heard of.
My mom’s (Shaun)
Rush Limbaugh
Genesis P-Orridge
Leon Spinks
Shaun Weiss
Gianluca Vialli
Congratulations to Bob Frapples.
Irene Papas – Greek actress e.g. Zorba the Greek
Baron (John) Sainsbury – President of Sainsbury’s supermarkets
Sydney Lotterby – Television producer e.g. Porridge, Yes Minister/Prime Minister
Roger Corman – American film director/producer e.g. House of Usher, The Pit and the Pendulum
Mark Eden – Actor best known for playing Alan Bradley in Coronation Street
1
Leonard Fenton
Stan Bowles
Chris Farlowe
Richard Dreyfuss
Big Ron Atkinson
1
Bert Newton
Kamal
Paul Hogan
James Hong
Donald Rumsfeld
1
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Ben Bradshaw
Anita Harris
Cliff Richard
Good Darts Bob
1
Ray reardon
Doug mountjoy
Prince Philip
Gary player
Jimmy carter
1
Ray reardon
Doug mountjoy
Prince Philip
Gary player
Jimmy carter
0
Raul Castro
Anne Buydens
Eileen Ash
Beverly Cleary
Thelma Barlow
Nice work Bob.
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Good shot, Bob!
Olivia Newton John
Geoffrey Palmer
Jet Black
Frank Windsor
Michael Barratt
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Had bloody Kirk Douglas for nearly a year….then kept getting pipped at nom time…
Anyway a Hollywood Legend and an epic actor – The Vikings was always one of my favourites 🙂
Olivia DeHavilland
Honor Blackman
Virginia McKenna
Charlotte Rampling
Ennio Morricone
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Me too LOTR!
Great actor! Lets raise a drinking horn too Kirk!
See you in Valhalla👍
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Let me die with a sword in my hand….
….ODIN !
5
Richard Wilson
Cloris Leachman
Nichelle Nichols
James Randi
Robert Wagner
1
Jerry Stiller
Bob Dole
Jerry Lee Lewis
Betty White
Roberta Mc Cain
1
Alan Delon.
Salman Rushdie.
Jane Seymour.
Claudia Cardinale.
Vince Cable.
1
Katie price
Marky Ramone
Eric clapton
Sheridan smith
Clint Eastwood
Nice shooting Bob!👍
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What a magnificent innings. Imagine all the quality crumpet he shagged while we were wanking over their photos. Lucky cunt. Kirk Douglas I salute you! RIP.
Peter Sutcliffe
Lord Hezzelslime
Jimmy Greaves
Pearl Carr
Henry Kissinger
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No pleasure in his passing eh Fred?
Great actor, if i win with Clint id feel a bit guilty!👍
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Good Morning MNC
I saw Clint with his mates in August 2018 having dinner at the Mission Ranch in Carmel. He looked in great shape so you have no chance with Clint.
Greg Norman was dancing at the bar with a nice blonde and some bloke who I didn’t recognise was doing the Karaoke but obviously a professional at it. You don’t get that where I am from.
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To be honest Wanksock, hope I don’t win with him!
Id probably shed a tear for the man who is Harry Callaghan!
Probably my favourite actor.
2
Glynis John
Sonny Barger
Jill Gascoigne
Eddie Van Halen
Richard O’Sullivan
1
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
1
William Shatner.
Bill Wyman.
Billy Idol.
Norman Lloyd.
Nichelle Nichols.
1
See Nichelle’s gawn.
Swap out for Lady C.
0
Giovanna Ralli
Angela Lansbury
Earl Cameron
William Shatner
Little Richard
Good Shot, Bob.
1
Shatner taken…
Lord Pearson of Rannoch
0
Zizi Jeanmaire
Micheal Medwin
Rhonda Fleming
John Woodvine
Pete Murray
1
Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Cleo Laine
Hosni Mubarak
Bill Turnbull
1
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Shane MacGowan (Pogues)
Marsha Hunt
Vera Lynn
1
Stirling Moss
President Moduro of Venezuela
Barbara Windsor
Prunella Scales
Pierre Cardin
1
Mikhail Gorbachev
Ed Asner
Val Kilmer
Philip duke of Edinburgh
Leslie Phillips
1
Murray Walker
David Van Day
David Mellor
Yaphet Kotto
HRH The Duke of Kunt (The Grandmaster of English Freemasonry)
Go fuck yourselves.
3
Ted Dexter
Flying Officer John Hemingway (Last of The few)
Flight Lieutenant William Clark (last of The Few)
Dennis Skinner
Kenneth Clarke
RIP Kirk and well done Bob
1
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
1
Stevie Wonder
Rick Wakeman
Trevor McDonald
Carol Kirkwood
Michael Fish
1
John Carpenter
Hal Holbrook
Al Leong
Derren Nesbitt
Chrissie Hynde
Back of the net Bob
And RIP Kirk…
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Julie Andrews
Brian Blessed
David Essex
Tom Jones
Joni Mitchell
1
Arthur Scargill
Imelda Marcos
Lord Heselcunt
Lord Lucan
Juliette Gréco
1
Heselcunt taken by Freddie, so swap for:
Cloris Leachman
0
Thieving cunt
0
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Dickie Davies
Bang on Mr. Frapples.
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