A Portillo-like, BBC cunting for former MP, camp dancer, joke Chancellor (not quite so funny as McDonnell, but…) darling of the fairy Blairites, Edward Balls, who seems to be remodelling himself as a *personality*, with all the personality of a broken plastic umbrella. Mr Balls shows you how to make bricks without straw, eggless omlettes and how to be Charles Pooter in 2020.

He is an empty vessel that makes a deafening sound.

Just after Xmas it was announced that Jock Balls was becoming a gym instructor (I can imagine the pansy Blairites going weak at the knees as they salute “coach”.). Last weekend he was the cover subject of a gushing tribute in the Daily Express Saturday magazine. Now he has jumped on the BBC bandwagon, with his own BBC2 series:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/11rgzgfmpKRz53kWvJtfnB4/travels-in-euroland-with-ed-balls

Yet more paid-for-by-us jollies overseas (anything to keep away from Sugartits Cooper, I suppose), and – sure to bring a blush to the cheeks of our friends Russell-Moyle, Ben Bradshaw (ex BBC) and Gaylords Mandy and Adonis, – a gratuitous piece about “buttock massage” (ooooh, get the madam!)

If James Purnell becomes DG of the BBC, expect a lot more worn-out old politicos to leap aboard the bandwagon. Perhaps Emily and Jess could become “Loose Wimmin”?For the many, not the few.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Yes, sorry to say snowflakes, but it doesn’t look like everyone’s favourite villain Trump is going to end the world, but we might have an apocalypse on our hands, thanks to to Chinese, and their filthy, backward diet.

The world is holding its breath as attempts are made to stop the coronavirus becoming a pandemic. The outbreak originates from the Chinese city of Wuhan, and was probably started by the locals eating bats from an illegal meat market. Is there a creature on earth that these cunts won’t eat, or use as some stupid potion or aphrodisiac? Add to that the fact that they think everything tastes better if it has had a horrifying painful death, these cunts are truly the sworn enemy of nature.

Inevitably, nature has decided to fight back, like it tried with bird flu, and has weighed in with a deadly virus in the hopes of thinning the fuckers out. The only problem is, the Chinese are pretty much like a virus themselves, as they have colonised the world on the quiet, with a fucking Chinatown everywhere. As they tend not to integrate, the chances of catching it down the pub are nil, but if you’re on a train or a plane, then one of these coughing all over you doesn’t look too good. Cunts.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

What is it in what brainless these cunts have that makes them think they can eat Bats, Cats, Rats, Rhino Horns, Bear and Tiger Penis, Monkeys Jellyfish and snakes as standard Cuisine and for them not to be struck down with a disease.

I don’t give a personal fuck how many of these cunts are taken out from this in Chinksville, but I do for the ones that travel overseas and take the infection with them. If a household dog or cat cant enter a country without doing time in quarantine, given they are 90 percent cleaner than chinese – how is it they can just keep walking through airport doors with authorities thinking a fucking scanner will detect them?

They dont know they have it for a few days after they land? Even more the reason to stop them at the door.

Nominated by King Cunt

A gender-bendering cunting please, for this up-her-own-arse tranny who was so offended she didn’t get a temporary Xmas job at troubled store Debenhams in 2018, that she/he it huffed, puffed, cried and was outraged enough to sue the company for, of course, discrimination:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-51119914

What gives these weirdos the right to foist their mental imbalance on the rest of society and to demand the right to be offended and compensated when everyone doesn’t give them the thumbs up?

We have all been turned down for jobs – Fifteen years ago, Mrs Boggs got turned down for a Xmas job at Woolworths, though she would have been up to it. Perhaps farting as she rose from the interview chair didn’t help? Mrs B might be a fat old bag, (and they say romance is dead – Admin) but at least she isn’t a tranny like this.

What a fuckwit.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

A Cunting for the concept of a Citizens’ Assembly.

The one that has been set up to look at solutions to climate change is going to cost  around £500,000. 110 ‘Randomly’ selected members of the public will spend four weekends looking at ways to reduce CO2.

The government has committed to net zero by 2050, so this lot are going to work out how to do it, such as taxing frequent flyers.
Now I don’t have any objection to people having ideas, but a citizens’ assembly who are unlikely to have any specific expertise aren’t going to solve the problem. We all know where the CO2 comes from and where most of it is generated, so taxing frequent flyers isn’t going to punch a big hole in the volume of CO2.

The answer is money and technology; everyone knows it, so we don’t need to waste time with a citizens’ assembly. Everyone will be taxed to fund all the changes necessary to reach the governments commitment.

At the end of the exercise we will have a report (I am sure it will be written by one or more of the organisers) with recommendations which will reflect what we already know….. so pointless.

Nominated by Sick of it