A long overdue cunting for these colour blind wankers please.

Fucking Bellends! The Amber light means stop, the fucking Red one means stop behind the white line, not oh go on then, just another four. I was coming off the slip road today and some zombie nearly went up the arse of the CuntyMort mobile. On goes the horn with hand gestures that don’t appear on the approved list of hand signals, not to be compared with the two I sent back at the MongTard. Plus old Cunty’s advice to suck dick and die.

Fucking wankers. Why the fuck aren’t there cameras on the traffic lights so these colour blind tossers can pay into the fund for more Rozzers? The government would have a shitload of money pouring in on a regular basis. Plus, as an incentive to have the reproductive organs connected up to an electrical supply and the juice turned on. Might wake the Cunts ideas up a tad.

FUCKING CUNTS.

Nominated by CuntyMort

I would like to nominate the “car finder” site cinch.co.uk for a cunting!

I went on their site looking for a bit of older quality (just like the ladies I prefer) and drew a complete blank (as I do with the ladies I prefer…).

The models were prestigious in their era but have not been manufactured since the turn of the decade. At my age I want a bit of quality comfort without breaking the piggy-bank, and a cheeky 4ltr V8 saloon (doesn’t take a genius to work out what models) really appeals. I could give a fuck about fuel economy, or the environment (fuck you Lucas, you CUNT)!

However, they did have lots of “just MOT age” soulless shite. When my “I know what I want” search failed miserably 4 times, I tried the esoteric “tell us about yourself” route.

The list returned included horrendously expensive: Ford Galaxy, Citroen C5, BMW 3 series estate, all diesel… well I could go on but I won’t. I hadn’t realised I’d ticked the box where it asked: “Have you given up the will to live?”

So basically if you want to pay £20,000-£40,000 for a relatively new cuntmobile (Audi, Beemer, Merc) then you could use Cinch – if you were an idiot – or you can just gaze at the dead eyes of a main dealer used car rep as they lie to you in person!

Car dealing sites, second only to estate agent sites for their cuntitude!

Cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

30 % less fat Cheddar Cheese is a right Cunt.

It doesn’t taste right, the block breaks up when you try and grate it, it doesn’t melt and bubble like full fat Cheddar and it looks like plastic, but the missus keeps fucking buying it, the cunt!!!

‘We don’t want you having another heart attack, do we?’ she fucking warbles, as if she’s fully cognizant with my thought processes.

Fucking fascist in a frock.

30% less fat Cheddar, Cunt Cheese for Cunts.
Get To Fuck.

Nominated by Jack The Cunter

Tiny Tim was a cunt…

Don’t know why I thought of him just now, but that Tiptoe Through The Tulips squealing cunt freaked me out when I was a kid….

What a cunt he was…

Nominated by Norman