Congratulatios to ‘Er Indoors who correctly predicted that easy rider Peter Fonda would be the next dead cunt, dying of lung cancer at the age of 79.
On to Deadpool 139:
The rules.
1)You get 5 nominations no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal other people’s nominations (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).Nominations are first come first serve.
2)Anyone who nominates the world oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.
Beverly Cleary
Raul Castro
Lord Edwin Bramall
Eileen Ash
Anne Buydens.
0
Richard Wilson
James Randi
Cloris Leachman
Ian St John
Jack Nicholson
0
Emperor Akihito
Harry Belafonte
Prunella Scales
Val Kilmer
Kirk Douglas
0
Willie Nelson
Richard Wayne Penniman (Little Richard)
Phil Lesh (Grateful Dead bassist)
Vivien Campbell (Def Leppard)
Shane MacGowan (Pogues)
0
Javier Perez de Cuellar
Pierre Cardin
Stirling Moss
President Moduro of Venezuela
Honor Blackman
1
Katie price
Sheridan smith
Katie perry
Jon snow
Paul whitehouse
1
Mikhail Gorbachev
Roberta McCain
Tony Britton
Ed Asner
Vanessa Redgrave
0
Max von Sydow
June Brown
Dickie Davies
Englebert Humperdick
Shirley Wiliams
0
Penelope Keith
David Jason
Paul Jones
Jane Fonda
Richard Dreyfuss
1
Peter North
Gareth Southgate
Clint Eastwood
Lee Westwood
Owen Jones
4
Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Josef fritzl
Dennis skinner
Ozzy Osborne
0
Prince Philip
Vera Lynn
Bill Odie
David Owen
Tim Brooke Taylor
0
You Bugger !
0
Michael Heseltine
Dennis Waterman
Anita Harris
Dick van Dyke
Leslie Phillips
1
Sidney Poitier
Olivia de Haviland
Vera Lynn
Ian Lavender
John Leslie
1
Swap Vera for Stanley Baxter.
0
Someone one took Stanley. Er Marco Pierre White’s son, Marco Jnr.
1
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Diego Maradona
Robert Mugabe
Jimmy Carter
Good strike, ‘er Indoors.
1
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Luke Rhinehart
Frank Field
Bang on ‘er Indoors
0
Sheila Mercier
Leonard Fenton
Chris Farlowe
George Lazenby
Stan Bowles
Good eye ‘er indoors
0
Peter Sutcliffe
Nobby Stiles
Jimmy Greaves
Pearl Carr
Greta Thunderstorm (boat turns over in bad weather, the mong gets devoured by hungry sharks. A massive contribution to the environment and animal welfare. I’ve got my candles and my sad face ready. Let’s make Greta a saint I say!
8
Peter Tobin
David Berkowitz
Rose West
Levi Belfield
Charles Salvador Bronson
1
Fuck me a who’s who of evil
2
Bob Dole
Jerry Stiller
Larry King
Donald Sutherland
Priscilla Presley
0
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick – please release the cunt.
3
Robert Fyfe
Sydney Lotterby
Shirley Jones
Gerald Sinstadt
John Mayall
0
Barbara Windsor
Jim Dale
Steve Jones (sex pistol)
Neil Ruddock
Timmy Mallet
0
Bert Newton
Kamal
James Hong
Donald Rumsfeld
Baby John Burgess
0
Clive James
Murray Walker
Duke of Kent
Olivia De Havilland
Leah Bracknell
Abaaaaaht time I won again.
1
Clive James
Murray Walker
Duke of Kent
Robert Duvall
James Caan
Olivia De Havilland is taken
0
Well you ain’t going to win with O de H. Cuntologist beat you to her at 10.17.
0
Sorry b&wc. Your correction crossed with my comment.
1
No worries DD.
0
Rosalynn Carter
David Letterman
Ann Blyth
David Crosby
Jocelyn Wildenstein
0
Valerie Harper
Fernando Ricksen
Juliette Kaplan
Arun Jaitley
David Gulpilil
0
Olivia Newton John
Geoffrey Palmer
Jet Black
Michael Barratt
Frank Windsor
0
Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
0
Ayatollah Khomeini
Michael Barrymore
Cher
Daniella Westbrook
Bill Clinton
0