Justin Bieber is a massive cunt…

Bieber says Fox News host Laura Ingraham “should be fired” for appearing to laugh when she was discussing the memorial procession of rapper Nipsey Hussle….

He posted on Instagram saying: “How dare you laugh in the face of a person who has passed on.”

Could this be the same Justin Bieber who egged fuck out his neighbour’s property? Or could it be the other Justin Bieber, who pissed in a hotel cleaner’s bucket instead of going to the gents ‘because he could’?…. Glass houses you mincing little cunt… Fuck off…

Nominated by Norman

‘Olympic sized swimming pools’.

What the fuck is it about OSSP’s that get so much press?

I’ve swam a few of these pools in my time and granted, they’re a fair size.

But I’ve never once stopped to think, I wonder how many football pitches would fill this fucker, or fuck me that’s a great big hole that’s been mined to make way for the new stadium, I wonder how many OSSP’s the rubble would fill?

So why the fuck do shit head reporters for Al-Beeb or Sly insist on this comparison.

And whilst I’m at it, how the fuck do they know how many football pitches, cunts, tons of rouble or whatever it takes to fill an Olympic sized swimming pool?

Nominated by CuntyMcCuntface

Chris Packham.
Not having a TV, I was slightly baffled when visiting my friendly local gunsmith and his name came up in conversation. Baffled, and incandescent enough to look the cunt up and sign a petition to get his dogooding vegan touchy feely (hands off, MPG and Krav) arse kicked straight out of the BBC’s expensive doors. Why?

I’ll try not to be too technical, but up to a couple of days before this cunting, any cunt anywhere with legal access to a piece of land and a gun could shoot pigeons without any further bureaucratic idiocy. Pigeons aren’t just a bloody nuisance with no musical ear, they’re vermin. They destroy crops, spread diseases and shit everywhere. Until yesterday, they were subject to a general licence (with other winged pests), and anyone could shoot them.

But super ecospunktrumpet Packham launched a legal challenge to this, and Natural England, the quango in charge of such matters, decided to bow to the lawyers and withdraw the general licence.
Killing pigeons is now illegal. You now have to apply for an individual licence to do so. The terms and conditions are stringent, ridiculously so, and I shudder to think of the extra expense of the bureaucracy required to deal with every cunt with an airgun, every farmer and the members of every rough shoot in the country…individually.
Thanks, you smug faketanned pigeon fetishist. I know nothing else of Packham, except that he looks like an overpaid snowflake cunt, which is what he is, and any cunter is free to fill in the details for me. Meanwhile, here’s the petition:

https://www.change.org/p/bbc-bbc-to-sack-chris-packham

There;s another petition to keep the cunt on, so it’s war.

Nominated by Komodo

My son in law got me a ticket to see Packham as he knows I am a wild creature and nature fan.
Fuck me. Packham seems to be ‘on the spectrum’ as they say. He fascinated us with deliberately out of focus pictures, shots of him photographing birds in a Gambian sewage farm where he says he spends his holidays, lying in kaffir shit. Unhinged and fucking boring at the same time.
Coming to a theatre near you. Avoid.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Aladdin is a cunt, isn’t he?

This story is having another make-over as Hollywood, bereft of ideas, deficient of creativity, has decided to rehash this hackneyed shit for more moolah.

I thought he was Chinese but it’s now set in Arabia. Let the sanitising begin.

No mention of killing infidels or murder training camps because the fairy story of Aladdin was created before the fairy story of Allåh was created. Perhaps they should’ve made a modernised film, Aladdin joins a death squad, becomes a Religious fanatic, travels through eleven countries perpetually claiming to be a “refugee” then arranges to meet Jasmine, one of his four pregnant 16-year old wives while strapping a bomb to his back but calling it a ‘magic lamp.” Psh.

As the cherry on the turd, this shitestorm has a special whiff of crap: Will “cuntface” Smith is the Genie which means layers of treacly, smug charm, casual “he’s a white boy” comments, and teeth bleached to ‘dazzle’ mode. What a load of Camel shit on a flying carpet.

? A whole new wo-orrld…✨ Get fucked.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

THE HEALTH GESTAPO
I would like to give these twats a good cunting. There is not a day goes by without the constant drip drip of press releases telling you what you should or should not eat or drink, what’s good for you and what isn’t. Have you noticed recently though how it’s been ratcheted up? It’s not just bad for you – it’ll fuckin’ kill you! Now men are told that they must limit their drinking to 14 units a week. I can’t find any scientific basis for this so I am going to stick with the advice of my friend, the alcohol scientist Dr K Polkolainen who says drinking a bottle of wine a day isn’t bad for you( actually true-Google it). I trust him because he used to work for the WHO and has carried out lots of research. However, he does say 9 bottles would be a little excessive. We are now told that if you eat so much as one bacon sandwich a day it will kill you(colorectal cancer). This is fantastic news for the religious wars about to take place. We can subdue the peacefuls with bacon butties. However, the worst piece of news to come out this week is that “laziness is killing us”. WTF? If this were true I’d have died a thousand deaths during my lifetime! Well, I’ll have to end it there- I’m off for a jog around the block. Fuck the health gestapo, the shower of cunts.

Nominated by Bluntspeakingcunt