Monthly Archives: May 2019
Men Who Wear Flip Flops
A full tilt cunting for men who wear flip flops.
Just what the fuck are you thinking , you twats.
Normal shorts, 3/4 shorts and a pair of poxy fucking flip flops. Why not swap them out for a pair of heels or some nice strappy sandals.
You fucking great poncy cunts.
Nominated by Cuntsville
Pep Guardiola (2)
Pep Guardiola is a cunt…
The Gorton Globetrotters manager spouted more nu-footie shite when he said “We’ll see how far we get. We are fighting with the best Liverpool ever, one of the best teams I’ve seen in my life.”
Best LFC side ever?! Better than Shankly 74 (Keegan, Toshack, Smith, Callaghan), Paisley 77-83 (Dalglish, Hansen, Souness, Heighway etc), Dalglish 86-90 (Barnes, Beardsley, Rush)? Bob Paisley’s side for starters would have pissed all over the current Man Citeh mob from a great height… Do fuck off ‘Pep’ you clueless hired mercenary of a cunt…..
Nominated by Norman
Fiona Onasanya (4)
Is there anyone left in IsAC land who doesn’t think that ex jailbird and now former MP Onasanya is a complete waste of oxygen?
Found guilty of lying to the court regarding a driving offence, this twat was sentenced to three months’ porridge, of which she served just four weeks. The good voters of Peterborough have demanded that she be shown the door as an MP and she’s now been removed from office, prompting a by-election, but not before she participated in key Brexit votes in the House.
In spite of being caught bang to rights, this shameless chiseller is now doing the media round with an ‘I’m innocent, I did not pervert the course of justice, my side of the story’s not been heard’ routine. Oh really, Fiona dear? I’d say that your side has pretty much been heard by the police who nicked you, and by the court which convicted you; and by the way, didn’t you lose your appeal against said conviction?
Innocent my fucking backside. People might have a little respect left for you if you put your hand up, admitted what you did, and apologised. Instead you continue to dissemble and deny, and in doing so you make yourself look shifty as hell and as phoney as a nine bob note. We’re now just waiting for you to play the ‘it’s cos I is black’ card.
The House of Commons is full of cheats, hypocrites and liars, but at least for now there’s one less contemptible cunt shining the arse of her suit on the benches at taxpayers’ expense. Fuck off yesterday Onasanya, and don’t show your ugly face around here again.
Nominated by Ron Knee
Porn Site Age Checks
Porn Site Age Checks
As from July 15th 2019, perverts, swingers and lonesome wankers who frequent porn-sites via UK based ISPs, will have to prove that they are over 18. The idea being to prevent minors from “accidentally” accessing said porn sites and becoming traumatized by everyone fucking each other any which way!
However, this only applies to websites that carry roughly 35% of its content as porn material, which means the likes of Facebook, Reddit, Snapchat and most other popular social media sites that do carry porn are exempt from such checks!!
Recent polls suggest that 60% of respondents approved of the idea – although there was no real breakdown of the demographic that took part (could have all been parents for all we know)
Anyway, to prove your age you have to hand over official paperwork such as a driver’s licence, passport, council tax forms or credit card statements etc.
Obviously this has raised concerns about data security, with some suggesting the whole “let’s protect our children” thing is complete bollocks, and it’s just government departments wanting to harvest even more of your personal information – as well as wanting to know what kind of pervert you really are!
This is greatly concerning should that data ever be hacked into and all of a sudden your viewing habits can be used as a black-mailing tool against you!
The simple solution is a VPN, as this disguises your whereabouts with an IP address sourced from anywhere in the world other than the UK, and as such will not be interrogated by any age checks to porn sites.
However, given this government’s total incompetence in preventing children from accessing booze, violent computer games, cigarettes, drugs, knives, guns, and fuck knows what else, this initiative will no doubt fall on its arse as well, especially since kids can get their kicks from the likes of Facebook and Reddit – two of the most popular SM sites in the world, and yet the government does not feel inclined to censor!
Wankers! (Or not come July 16th!)
Nominated by NoCuntForOldMen
I want to nominate wimmins history for a well deserved cunting. I remember when you could pick up a history book and be entertained by the activities of Henry V, laying into the Frogs on StCuntins day, or Nelson fucking the Frogs over again at Trafalgar. Yes, there were women but these mostly had the good masculine qualities of, well, fucking over the Frogs or the Spanish, like Elizabeth I or Victoria. Now, the study of history is dominated by shit bag resentful feminist historians, who see history as nothing more than the oppression of wimmin by brutish men. Blood and guts history has been replaced with turgid monographs on the history of female basket weaving in 16th century Andorra. There’s a reason that wimmin of the past have been left in obscurity by traditional history. That’s because they were boring fucktards that led boring, meaningless existences. Why the fuck would you want to read about them?
Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine