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Vince Cable.
What a deluded anti-democratic old cunt he is.
Speaking about the council election results :
‘But Lib Dem leader Sir Vince Cable said it had been a “brilliant” result for his party and “every vote for the Liberal Democrats is a vote for stopping Brexit”.
There is no mandate for stopping Brexit you silly old cunt. 17 million fuck offs as the song has it. Any vote his lot picked up was a protest against the main parties, Mavis and Magic Granpa in particular and fuck all to do with stopping Brexit.
Come the Euro elections we will find out whether we want to stop Brexit. I suspect the single LibDem MEP (yes, they have one, just the one) will be shown her arse.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
The Kingdom of Brunei
Those happy, clappy ‘peaceful’ chappies are at it again.
The Kingdom of Brunei has written to MEPs, asking European countries to show (get this) ‘tolerance, respect and understanding’ regarding its enlightened decision to impose death by stoning for those found guilty of adultery and gay sex.The criminalisation of these acts is ‘to safeguard the sanctity of family lineage and marriage to Muslims, particularly women’.
Bloody hell. Stoned to death for the ‘crime’ of adultery, or for the ‘sin’ of being gay, for being the way that almighty Allah in his wisdom saw fit to make you in the first place? Oh and by the way, while we’re about it we’ll cut off the arms of thieves under our new penal code. Obviously thieving is wrong, but bloody hell, have they no sense of proportion at all?
Moreover you can only roll about laughing at the sheer, brassneck hypocrisy of these cunts.Tolerance? Respect? Understanding? How about practising a little of these virtues yourselves before expecting it of others? How about getting out of the fucking 7th century and into the 21st?
Stone me. No on second thoughts don’t, you bunch of complete fucking loony cunts.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6958475/Kuwaiti-academic-claims-gay-men-WORM-backside-feeds-semen.html
Nominated by Ron Knee
Anyone who nominates a subject hereon, with the sole intention of goading fellow cunters into an outraged reaction, is a cunt.
I can’t think of any specific examples but I’m sure it does happen… ahem.
Furthermore, should the aforementioned cunter gain any level of self satisfaction from lighting the blue touch paper, standing well back and quietly smirking at the resultant tsunami of indignation, then that cunter should, in my opinion, be thoroughly ashamed of myself, sorry, themselves, the cunt.
Nominated by Cunt Reviled
That Avengers shite is a load of cunt…
I am sick of hearing about this CGI filled diversity obsessed drivel… Three fucking hours?!! Who in their right mind would sit through that load of crap for three hours?! It’s a load of bollocks… Only Robert Downey Jnr can act out of them and Skanklett Johansscunt will/has promoted the film by spouting her usual virtue signaling bullshit… It’s a total load of shite…. Of course, mongs who love crap like Game of Thrones and Harry Potter will love it like the cunts they are…
There is only one Avengers anyway… The one featuring John Steed and Emma Peel…
Nominated by Norman
Hell hath no fury than easily offended gays.
I don’t hold much of an opinion whichever sexual orientation people chose to follow because it’s everyone’s personal choice. We live in the free world and are generally educated enough to understand and tolerate opposing views to our own.
Billy Vunipola has every right to express his public support for Israel Foleu if he wants to and why can’t they both express their opinions without fear of retribution if that is what their religion or heritage preaches?
For now-out Gareth Thomas – who has himself borne a heavy burden over the years – to express that their opinions are “unbelievably unacceptable” is an all-too frequent over-reaction by another sanctimonious self-appointed ‘gay spokesman’.
Instead of drawing attention to himself I’d suggest the better course of action is to ignore it, completely safe in the knowledge that 95% of the population don’t give a flying turd one way or the other.
Nominated by Isaac Hunt