ANJEM CHOUDARY:

May peace be among you for a cunting for this filthy, shit stained fly-blown bearded heap of *religious” shit Anjem Choudary, who is now safe at home in London after serving a spell in the slammer for his bloodythirsty views. Celebrating his return were 7 of his camel driving acolytes, no doubt getting a hard-on over all the bloodshed they can plan for us in the near future

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9016514/anjem-choudary-hateful-eight-reuniting/

Is there another cuntry in the world that would tolerate this gurning ape, who manages to produce shit from his mouth rather than his rectum, regrouping to cause yet more misery after a risible prison sentence?. No doubt he and the pansy Labourites will be planning a homecoming party for that Begun whore, who, poor little thing, if she gets sent to Bangladash will get hanged – so no chance of that happening. As Mangledbum would tell you, diversity is so wonderful duckies – just as long as he is well away from it in a for the many not the few mansion.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Ireland

Ireland is a massive cunt.

It only has a small population of 4 million but since one half-wit is one too many must be the most overpopulated place on earth.

Ireland will vote for absolutely anything:

Do you want to fuck your main economic partner Britain off ? Yes
Do you want the gays? Yes
Do you want a gaylord Indian prime minister? Yes
Do you want closer ties with the EU? No.

No? Ill ask again you stupid cunt.

Do you want closer ties with the EU ? Yes

Ireland is a cunt .

Nominated by A Cunt For All Seasons

These fuckers are really getting on my nerves. They’ve become supercilious cunts determined to crawl as far as they can up the EU’s ass. The Paddy’s keep going on about how they fought for their independence from us only to give it up again to a bunch of creeps in Brussels’s. They are totally unaware of the irony of this, so deep is their hatred of the U.K. Total fucktards. Every time I see that queer tosser Varadkar on TV, trying to insinuate his way into Barnier’s crusty silk underpants, I feel sick.

If they had a fraction of the spirit of their independence minded forefathers they would tell the EU to take a running jump.

I don’t mean to offend anyone here who’s Irish, but fuck off.

Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

Starlings are cunts,
Or at least I think they are starlings.
Since our move to the new place Mrs B has lamented at the lack of squawky things in the back garden, this is mainly due to the large cat population but even they have fucked off due to my very lovable feline eating canine.
So in an attempt to please Mrs B (and perhaps improve my innings) I embarked on a “Bird friendly” exercise.
I moved her feeders from possible ambush sites, built a bird table in a safe place, hung the bird feeders under it, placed various tit bits on it, even a net bag of dog hair to line their little nests with.
Slowly and cautiously the little darlings began to appear, initially quite timid then getting bolder and venturing onto the ground.
My life is bliss I thought, she is happy I am happy, then I discovered the little cunts have eaten all my cut and come again salad that has only just sprouted! She is happy, I am not

Nominated by Lord Benny

Modern football is a cunt…
Things I hate about it are

Social media mongs
Paul Pogba
Celebrity referees
half/half scarves
Players as mardarses
Paul Rotten Pogba
Fans TV/Youtube channels
Foreign tosspot ‘lifelong fans’
Paul Cunting Pogba
Celebrities as fans (cunts like Eamonn Holmes and Noel Gallagher)
Fans as celebrities (cunts like Kilduff and Goldbridge)
Selfie taking bellends
‘Winning’ a penalty by diving (Sterling you little cunt)
Sky Sports
Wimmin as pundits/commentators for top level games
Pundit power
All that ‘Lionesses’ tuppence flicking shite
The Gorton Globetrotters
Players on social media
Paul Fucking Pogba

Nominated by Norman