Obituaries
Probably not a new phenomenon, but when a marginally famous cunt kicks the bucket there’s this sudden outpouring of grief, even though in some cases the person was close to a natural death primarily for being a very old cunt indeed!
But that doesn’t stop Twatter and Fuckbook (and ABBC) going into meltdown with all the faux distraught tears of grief and sorrow for a person most of the twatters barely knew in person!
I do sometime wish these celebs who claim to have known the dead person would actually come out with the truth and say “He was a complete cunt and I’m glad the bastard is dead!”
But that would be seen as uncool. So instead it’s “He was a great man, and I shall miss old whatshisface terribly!” (and then they will constantly refresh their Facebook page to see how many likes they’ve garnered)
And another irritation is when a teenager is stabbed and killed by like-minded knife-wielding teenage cunts, the family of said victim subsequently posts all manner of shit on Facebook to say what a charming, happy-go-lucky boy he was; sadly taken away from us; we are broken; RIP my angel…. blah blah fuck off!
But what they forget to say is that their “little angel” was probably a gang leader or drug runner; robbing cars, mugging old ladies and stabbing anyone who got in his way. All of that is conveniently forgotten!
Oh and if the stabby victim is not-white and the attacker is white, then of course the former was killed through a racist incident, and not for being a gang member of a rival gang!
When you’re dead you’re dead. Cut the fake grief, crocodile tears, teddy bears and black arm bands – 95% of the nation don’t give a knuckle shuffle about the dead cunt or his legions of “friends”
Fuck ’em
Nominated by NoCuntForOldMen
Emma Thompson
May I offer forth a cunting for Dame Phlegma Thompson, she of the highest luvvie echelons and ex-wife of that other prize cunt, Kenneth Bran-aggghhh.
If there are two things that really get on my increasingly irritated wick, they are:
A. Showboating celebrities and
B. Hypocrites.
Put the two together and you get one giant cunt of all cunts, to slay all other cunts known to man.
It appears that this sanctimonious twat sees fit to lecture the great unwashed about how they should be cutting down on their air travel in order to save the planet, but meanwhile back at the ranch, she is flying First Class, several times a year back and forth to the States, stuffing champagne and methane-spewing, dead cow in her piehole.
‘READ ALL ABBBAAAAT IT! here:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6993173/Actress-Emma-Thompson-spotted-carbon-spewing-BA-plane-jetting-New-York.html
According to this woman, we should all be doing our utmost to reduce our carbon footprint and if that means staying in Blighty with the pissing weather of a Summer, rather than caving in to the call of a Pina Colada in scorching Benidorm, then that is what we must do to preserve Mother Earth.
The fact that the average UK pleb doubtless takes no more than one or two return flights a year (if they are lucky) when they get time off from slogging their guts out year ’round, whilst she is jetting backwards and forwards from the US copious times a year, fucking around with her self-serving, self-promoting bullshit and gassing Mother Earth to within an inch of her life, seems to have escaped her somehow.
‘Do as I say, not as I do’ is what you mean, eh Dame Phlegma? Typical leftie, liberal, preaching hag who likes to think she is a ‘woman of the people’, but is so far removed from real life it is laughable.
Oh, just fuck off.
Tell you what dear, you can cut your air travel instantly by remaining in the US permanently, doing us all a damned favour.
CUNT!