Dead Pool [126]

Congratulations to ChasCMusic who successfully predicted that the sun ain’t gonna shine anymore for Walker brother, Scott. So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 126:

The rules

1) Pick five cunts you think are on the way out.No duplicates allowed.Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2) It is first come first serve.Only comments on this thread will be valid.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations (Like Black and White frequently does.

3) It must be some newsworthy cunt we have actually heard of.

The usual our blog our rules policy applies as always

71 thoughts on “Dead Pool [126]

  1. Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    John McCririck
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne

  2. Javier Perez de Cuellar
    Pierre Cardin
    Stirling Moss
    Barbara Windsor
    President Moduro of Venezuela

  3. Emperor Akihito
    Harry Belafonte
    Shane MacGowan
    Prunella Scales
    Javier Perez de Cuellar

  4. Robert Mugabe
    Giovanna Ralli
    Bamber Gascoine
    Earl Cameron
    Lord Pearson of Rannoch

    Good Shot , Chas C.

  5. Olivia de Havilland
    Con Clusky
    Tony Bennett
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Val Kilmer

    • Bugger got in earlyish this time aroinde but too pissed to recall most orf me old noms. Fuck and bugger.

  6. Paris Jackson
    Catherine Denueve
    Michael Hesseltine
    David Steel
    Cressida Strapon

  7. Clint Eastwood
    Sam Allardyce
    Sean Connery
    Steve Jones (ex sex pistol)
    Tim Curry

  8. Walker was a proper artist… His first four solo albums were ace…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Henry Woolf
    Tony Book
    Pete Murray

    • I think the walker brothers nite flights is his best in my opinion Norm, but his solo albums had some great tracks scott 2 especially with plastic palace people, the plague and the girls and dogs

      • Scott 2 was great, TitSlapper… The Nite Flights track ‘The Electrician’ was genius… Only Scott could have done a song about state sponsored torture abroad… Plastic Palace People is also brilliant…

      • Electrican is a beautifully sad an creepy song I didn’t know it was about state sponsored torture but that makes sense.

        The title track nite flights is brilliant too that opening thick bass sound in the first 20 seconds always gets me.. some of his best and most experimental crooning too on that album puts sinatras noi york citee bullshit routine to shame

  9. Camilla Parker Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Ton “Bontempi” Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim
    Joannaaaaah Lumley

  10. Jimmy Somerville
    June Brown (aka Dot Cotton)
    Anne Diamond
    Tom Watson (MP)
    Brooklyn Beckham.

  11. Olivia Newton John
    Jet Black
    Frank Windsor
    Morris Perry
    Geoffrey ‘Bootface’ Palmer

  12. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Cliff Richard
    Tommy Docherty
    Niki Lauda
    Barry Cryer

  13. Sad to lose Scott when there are so many cunts still breathing.
    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick

  14. Stephen Fry
    Sir Reg Dwight
    Dianne Abbot
    Comrade Jeremy
    Owen Jones

    Im confused is this a wish list or prediction?
    Can I have another go?

  15. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Diego Maradona (fat, cheating, junkie cunt)

  16. Pete Doherty (drug-addled fucking cunt)
    Robert Mugabe (kleptomaniac fucking cunt)
    John Major (Europhile fucking cunt)
    Jacques Chirac (fucking corrupt French cunt)
    Caitlyn Jenner’s testicles

    • Edit:
      Take out Jacques Chirac and replace him with Rolf Harris (fucking nonce and fucking cunt).

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