Ohhh no. It’s that arduous time of year again. You pop to the pub for a sharpener or to watch a bit of the Beautiful Game but alas, the match isn’t being shown. Instead, the tv shows twenty burly men stroking each other’s waists or grabbing their neighbour’s thighs. Either that or they’re standing around on yet another break, confused, as the referees attempt to ascertain the rules while the fans pretend this is anything but dull as ditchwater.
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Yep, it’s the Hömo Six Nations.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Live footage of Ken Livingstone waving goodbye to his last shred of political dignity

Ken Livingstone

Just watched the Brillo destroy old Ken on “This Week.” (31/1/19). Poor old cunt was totally out of his depth, all he could say, “well the Venezuelan ambassador told me….,.”
Give it up Ken. Go back to your garden and your newts and appearing on BBC or C4 “comedy” programmes sneering at the working classes you pretend to love so much.
You’re a cunt, a hypocrite and an anti-Semite. Just fuck off.

Nominated by Freddie the Frog

Snap General Elections.

“Voters would never forgive us if we called election this year,” says Sajid Javid.

For once, a politico has got something right. Any snap election this year would be seen as a desperate attempt by The Maybot to give said Maybot some legitimacy.
Thus turning a General Election into a sideshow; Nero fiddling while Rome burns.

Because, let’s face it, however bad the government is at the moment, Steptoe won’t get in; I think the government would have to be propped up by UKIP or similar.
I’d love to see the latter gain a load of seats, but not so they are put in the hellish position of having to support The Maybot (which would kill their popularity stone dead, but maybe that’s the cunning stunt…). Unless, of course, they were to get so many seats that they could dictate to her. Now that I wouldn’t mind…

Snap G Es really are cunts.

Nominated by HBelindaHubbard

Phillip Schofield needs another cunting. With all his Millions i’ve just seen the greedy cunt doing a “We Buy Any Car” advert. This is a sell your car for a fraction of its value setup. Desperate people trying to scrape the next rent or mortgage payment together parting with their wheels for pennies.Have these greedy fuckers no morals or scruples? He’s a greedy,grabbing CUNT!

Nominated by twinkletwat

Brexit Hoarders/Preppers

I am amazed at the number of (ostensibly) normal people who are openly stockpiling products in advance of 29th March.

There was some cunt on Radio 4 yesterday afternoon (The Food Programme) saying that he’d ordered 10Kg of seed potatoes so he could sow them and “share” the expected 200-400Kg crop should things “get sticky”. Asked for a scenario which would necessitate this, he replied “Oh, a bad snow storm WHEN the supermarket shelves ARE empty (both my emphasis)”.

They’re not all going to be empty for fuck’s sake! OK, there may be a shortage of quinoa for a week or 2 but if you’re that desperate, mix some cat litter with wallpaper paste and you’ll get a similar taste/texture/result.

The stupid twat also said that he was stockpiling powdered mash which doesn’t say much for the confidence he has in his own plan.

I buy food from supermarkets but also from my local Farm Shop. Apart from the overstock/short date ex-supermarket produce the farm shop sells, everything else is UK sourced and mostly competitive.

I think we’ll survive.

Now, where’s my crossbow and trapper hat….

Nominated by Thirkleby Spunktrumpet