Monthly Archives: July 2018

The BBC [16]

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Much speculation this week about who is to replace Dimblebore on this sites favourite program, Question Time.

Here’s the runners and riders :

(1) Kirsty Wark. Female.
(2) Kirsty Young. Female.
(3) Samira Ahmed. Female muslim.
(4) Mishal Hussein. Female Muslim.
(5) Victoria Derbyshire. Female.
(6) Emma Barnett. Female.
(7) Emily Maitlis. Female.
(8) Krishan Guru-Murthy. Male muslim.
(9) Jeremy Paxman. White anglo saxon male (Surely some mistake?)

The favourites seem to be Wark, Young and Hussein. Want to take a guess which one they’ll give it to?

Of course, the BBC is following it’s policy of no gender discrimination so that’s why the vast majority of the runners are female and they chuck in a token bloke or two. God forbid – or should that be Allah forbid – they should give it to person best qualified for the job such as Andrew Neil or Paxo. Wrong sex? Maybe wrong religion? Form your own opinion.

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

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Ed Sheeran tickets (who wants them anyway?)

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Ed Sheeran. Not because he is a ginger minger or even a ginger moaner and not because all his songs are repetitive and sound much the same. No, I nominate this little guitar strumming mumbler because he has stitched up ten thousand of his fans by invalidating their tickets. Now I thought it is up to the individual how much they are willing to pay for a ticket to watch him perform, but no little Ed thinks differently, so if you bought a ticket through a different agency than Ed’s official one you cannot watch him play even though your ticket is genuine. That is unless you buy another ticket at the gig and of course, many of these ten thousand did not have the funds to do that and as such were these fans were left very upset

If he is worried about other ticket sites selling his tickets then all you have to do is limit the amount you can buy to four tickets at a time, a simple piece of software will easily achieve this and stop blocks of tickets being sold. Do Not Punish your fans who have made you by their loyalty super rich.

I can only think that you are trying to out cunt Bono and that takes some doing but it appears you have managed it.

Nominated by iamnot

 

The Brexit negotiations

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What a pile of cunt.
We have unelected EU officials on one side capitalising on our weakness and being awkward at every turn. The Irish border is critical. Security a major issue. The EU global positioning system. Tariffs. EU citizens rights. Bollocks. All of this can be sorted with goodwill on both sides. Failure to agree hits them more than us.
Aiding and abetting the Euro cunts are an army of Whitehall civil servants. Remoaners to a man. Pointing out how disastrous every thing will be if we leave.
Add in the cunts at the Bank of England, the Treasury and the Lords you have the full picture.
Then, up pop discredited reptiles – Blair, Mandleson, Branson, Clark and so on who get airtime out of all proportion to their worth.
Blair a devious greedy unprincipled liar.
Mandleson whose honesty is open to serious doubt. (I have toned that down)
Branson who leeches off the state while a tax exile taking every opportunity to show his grinning hippy face.
Clark, a typical southern smug cunt.
And many more.
Some fucker needs to stand up and walk away. Fuck EU. Let the actual elected EU politicians weigh up their losses, which will be far greater than ours. Then we can negotiate.
Cunts one and all.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble