Christie Elan-Cane [2]

“I crept into the crypt, crapped and crept out again”


A nomination for an industrial scale cunting is for Christie Elan-Cane.

This creepy Nosferatu impersonator has, fortunately, lost a court case against the U.K. government. It was trying to have a “gender neutral” category of British Passport. To look at it, it can probably leave its coffin and explore far and wide without the restriction of boundaries prior to sunrise and without the need to pass through immigration.

Gender neutral bellend/cunt.

Nominated by Sir Cuntalot

Vince Cable [10]

Did anybody see ITV this morning? I generally avoid Piers Morgan like the plague but for some unfathomable reason it was on and the remote was not to hand! ( I know lazy Cunt) I noticed doddery old cunt Vince Cable on the sofa and Bernard jenkin ( leaver) on live feed , Jenkin asked Cable “ do you respect the referendum result?”

With his eyes darting from side to side the old cunt replied “We acknowledge the referendum“

That’s not answering the question you fucking slippery old wanker!!! Jenkin should have gone in on him but didn’t he did however say that he found Cable’s position on Brexit laughable as his party (himself included) had pushed for an in/out vote on the EU before Cameron!! The old fool had no answer to that!, and looked completely out of his depth when in debate…..

Leaden footed old cunt should be in a care home, not trying to derail Brexit!

Cable’s whole fucking career has been talking like some wise old sage from the touch line of British politics but put him front and centre and he is an absolutely useless 24 carat cunt…….

Nominated by Quislings

Microsoft updates

Not content with owning as much money as the rest of us combined, these arseholes have to spy on everything on the fucking internet.

After the recent update, I unchecked everything that would allow Microsoft to use my browsing to spy on me, but was still bombarded by advertising which I know was down to them as it was so specific.

I shut down still more and was unable to post on this website. Re-enabled my ability to post and guess what!!! The specific advertising is back again!

Well seeing as I know you’re reading this; Microsoft you’re a cunt, and Bill Gates you’re a cunt.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

Maxine De Brunner

Maxine De Brunner

Retarded former Deputy Assistant Commissioner Met police. Tried to spend £10,000 of public funds by having a riot squad entertain her kid at his private school, in Surrey!

Ruined a highly decorated officers career with lies and smears when an officer took a shower and towelled up to go back to the changing room. Madam interpreted this as white macho culture. He is still off with stress. The MET settled out if court at his employment tribunal.Costs all in over £200,000.

Now this vacuous snivelling bitch is lecturing on how to smash white macho culture in the workplace.

What a fucking joke.

Nominated by kravdarth

Dead Pool [100]

Congratulations to Pedantic Cunt who has defied all the odds to prevent Shaun winning his 6th successive Dead Pool by nominating the man who gave us Bagpuss, the Clangers and all sorts of other kiddy shit, Peter Firmin (even though it was spelt wrong!)

So we move on to the auspicious occasion of the 100th Dead Pool and perhaps Shaun might give someone else a chance to win that too? No? Thought not!

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck