Monthly Archives: July 2018

Petrol stations with supermarkets

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I put forward for a cunting petrol stations with supermarkets. What a fecking pain in the stones they are. I just been to fuel up the mog a job that has had me near apoplectic with rage not only do you have to put up with silly modern cunts that don’t know their arse from their elbow and make filling up a major operation, now you have selfish spunkers doing their fucking shopping whilst leaving their car on the pump meaning I have to wait for 15mins as the cunts are deciding what’s for dinner tonight, then when they do get back to motor they minge about in the cab with absolutely no idea theres other people waiting. I’ve just had to bang on window to get a soppy boy with his wrist full of bits string and bangles to get off Facebook and move, cunt!

Post to faeces book was probably ” just brought fuel lol”.

God I hate everybody modern roll on an outbreak of bubonic plague.

Nominated by Civvydog

John Rentoul

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This Blair fan boy, who still thinks Blair is the greatest gift to mankind has needed a first rate cunting for years since he assumed the “Political Editorship” of the if-ti-wasn’t-so-funny- you-would-piss yourself-laughing Sunday *newspaper* The Independent on Sunday, which now only exists on line and in champagne socialists wet dreams.

For years this cunt, who is also a lecturer in politics at a London university (though how being so nakedly biased he can do that job any better than journalism, god knows) has been churning out peevish, hectoring anti-anyone – except Miranda/Mandelson/Campbell bullshit, often with a football connotation. Like the North East New Labour fairies, pretending an interest in football was perhaps a way of disguising their homoerotic worshipping of Blair. He ought to remember there is more to football than sniffing Harry Kane’s jockstrap.

Rentoul defended everything Blair – Iraq, Dr Kelly’s dubious suicide, the arselicking to big money – and still does. Click for his latest whinge

Theresa May Not might not be the greatest but Blair isn’t coming back but must at least be slightly better than Catweazle & co.

I hope now the IOS is just a website and has no physical hard copy he is not paid for his fuckwittery.

Nominated by W.C.Boggs

“Generation Y”

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“Generation Y”

Also known as “Millenials”, they have adopted this term to avoid being tarred with the “Snowflake Cunt” brush that over 90% of them rightly have. I am in the midst of a company seminar where old cunts like me (42) are being re-educated to the needs of these soppy cunts as they are the future.

Apparently “Generation Y don’t like hierarchy”. “Generation Y will move employer several times in their career”. “Generation Y feel they are not included”

So in simple terms; These soppy cunts have such a sense of entitlement that if they are not CEO of a multinational within three years, they’ll spit dummy out and fuck off. Fine-go on you cunts.

Nominated by Cupid McStunt

Olly Robbins

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Olly Robbins is a bit of a cunt, isn’t he?

Who’s this harmless-faced dullard? He looks about as frightening as an arse-kissing civil servant. Who is he and why is he a cunt?

Well, he’s a civil servant AND a cunt. He’s been one for over twenty years. He is Theresa May’s Brexit adviser or, to give him his full title, The incapable and unpatriotic official charged with the important task of extricating Britain from the European Union.

Admittedly, this isn’t an easy task; apparently he says he understands that his job is to carry out the orders of the government of the day as smoothly and skilfully as possible. Nonetheless, the rumours are that Robbins regards Brexit as a crisis to be managed rather than an opportunity to be seized.

Recently, Zelda May and David Davis came to blows because of a Brexit document drawn up by Oily Robbins which hadn’t even had an end date included on it.

He wants to give in on everything.

Yet Zelda’s bony backside isn’t the only place Robbins’ treacherous lips have puckered to and salivated; this genuflecting sycophant has kissed the arse of FOUR Prime Ministers: May, Cameron, Brown, and Blair, the Lord of Sith himself, have all had the felching treatment from Robbins.

Consequently, we must add this weasel’s name to the many unBritish weasels who have done so much to sabotage Brexit and we must place another spike on London Bridge awaiting another traitorous head.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Dead Pool [102]

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Congratulations to Gutstick Japseye who predicted the very sad death of Dawn Sturgess a victim of Novichock poisoning.She was 44 and struck down last week.A murder investigation has been opened .R.I.P a very sad case 🙁

On to Deadpool 102

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Charlie Rowley (Novichok Victim)
Elvis Costello
Kirk Douglas
Leah Bracknell
Begum Kulsoom Nawaz Sharif