Dead Pool [93]

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Congratulations to me (Shaun) who correctly predicted games critic John Bain aka Totalbiscuit would be the next dead dude.Bain was just 33 and had made his name as one of the first major internet critics nearly a decade ago.

On to Deadpool 93:

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

John McCain
Leah Bracknell
Nobby Stiles
Matt Cappotelli
Stefan Karl Stefansson

47 thoughts on “Dead Pool [93]”

  1. Ozzy Osborne
    Dennis skinner
    Bill Cosby
    Madeleine albright
    Barbara Windsor

  2. Wilie Nelson
    Prince Philip
    Jill Gascoine
    Jim Davidson
    Willy Thorne

    Good Shot, Shaun.

  4. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Neil Simon
    Nile Rodgers

  5. Peter Sutcliffe
    Peter Tobin
    Robert Mugabe
    George Bush senior
    David Berkowitz

  7. John Carpenter
    Hal Holbrook
    Al Leong
    Dennis Waterman
    Simon MacCorkindale

  8. Richard Wilson
    Cloris Leachman
    Betty White
    Burt Reynolds
    Bridget Bardot

  9. Stevie Wonder
    Christina Pattercunt
    Dawn Butt-lard
    Grace Slick
    Yasmin Alibi Brownstuff

  10. Hillary Clinton
    Geoff Hurst
    Prince Phillip
    Emmerson Mganganwa (however you pissing spell it)
    King Salman of Saudi Arabia

    • Actually, I’ll swap out ol’ Phillip for the human fossil Nancy Pelosi.

  12. Jackie Stallone
    Gazza
    Rula Lenska
    Ray Reardon
    Arch Bishop Desmond Tutu

  13. I mourn the passing of a cunt I have never heard of. I hope I never appear in Shaun’s nominations.

    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Tony Bennet
    Ringo
    Michael Caine

  14. Gerald Harper
    Teddy Johnson
    Pearl Carr
    Millicent Martin
    Desmond Morris

  15. Sidney Poitier
    Kenny Lynch
    Iris Apfel
    Norman Tebbit
    Pam “fucking” Ayres

  16. Michael Parkinson
    Donald Sutherland
    Morgan Freeman
    Bob Hawke
    Norman LLoyd

  17. Morgan Freeman
    Kim Jung Un
    Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Tony Blair
    Diane Abbott

  19. Lovely pot getting total biscuit.

    my picks please.

    Dick Van Dyke
    Angela Lansbury
    James Earl Jones
    Robert Ito ( Sam from Quincy)
    Val Bisoglio ( Danny from Quincy)

  23. Didnt think Totalbiscuit was gonna die so soon thought he had another year left in him just goes to show how fast cancer can act. 33 yrs old jesus thats kind of sad

    I don’t know Totalbiscuits eating habits but if you ever get a bowel cancer diagnosis start eating very healthy right away cut out fast food junk food completely, exercise go for daily walks and take daily or bi weekly coffee enemas to flush that shite out. Friend of mine prolonged his life with this method

    • Robin Gibbwas a vegan for years.Did him no good!Two of totalbiscuits grandparents had bowel cancer so my guess is genetics.

      • I don’t really buy the genetics argument thing but totalbiscuit was pretty heavy set at least 220 lbs I’m guessing and being a gamer he probably didn’t exercise much.

        Also I don’t advocate hardcore veganism per se and Robin lived to 62 which isn’t bad but I’m sure TB ate unhealthy he adopted a yank diet fast food and fast food The irony is TB a few years back told someone to ‘get cancer and die’ seems the insult fell back on him

  24. Jerry Lee Lewis ( the killer )
    Mickey Gilley
    Billy Connelly
    William Ramsey Clark
    Pope Benedick ( hitler youth)

  25. Camillaaah Parkyer-Bowels
    Silly Jilly “Pooper” sCooper
    Emmaaah Twatson
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Lauraaah Cuntsberg.

    Aaaaah….a good cunt works wonders !

  26. Never heard orf the cunt. Bugger. Oh well, miss one, always another one just behind.

    Val Kilmer
    Giscard D’Estaing
    Olivia DeHavilland
    Dec Clusky
    Fenella Fielding

    • Decisions decisions. Bugger it will doubtless regret it but will swop Dec Clusky and take Con Clusky please.

      Con Clusky

  27. In the spirit of sympathetic magic –
    Any five Blairs.
    I will require a special commendation for Tony, in a plane crash.

    And RIP Totalbiscuit.

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