Theresa May (13)

Theresa ‘The Appeaser’ May is deserving of a nomination. It’s emerged that May is planning to say ‘FUCK YOU’ to the 17.4 million patriots who voted to leave the EU by keeping us locked into the Customs Union. This means that we’ll STILL have to obey EU rules and regulations and, more importantly, leave us unable to make our trade deals. As if that wasn’t bad enough, this dipshit move has emboldened those unelected fucks in the EU, and now their demanding that we either accept their terms, or their will be no deal.

I’ve said more than once that as a remainer, May had no intention of delivering the Brexit we voted for, and now she’s given us the biggest proof yet of her intentions. The only other explanation, is that she’s the most inept, incompetent politician in British political history. Either way, if she continues on this course, she will be committing political suicide and dragging the Tories down with her. Worse still, she will guarantee that anti-British cunt, Corbyn, becomes the next resident of 10 Downing Street, which means that the Abbottopotamus becomes Home Secretary, fellow IRA collaborator McDonnell becomes Chancellor, and that drooling, snooty imbecile, Thornberry, becomes Foreign Secretary. In other words, the UK will completely and utterly…fucked!

It can’t be a coincidence that most of those she put in charge of Brexit are fervent remainers. All 39 of her advisors are remainers. Her performance in what she laughingly calls ‘negotiations’ has been so pathetic, it makes me wonder how she could be so incompetent without it being deliberate. Then again, you only have to look at her tenure as Home Secretary to see that she’s completely unsuited to be in any high level government post. When he was Mayor, Boris bought a couple trucks with water cannons, but May vetoed their being used, even though many other EU countries use them. She all but barred the police from using stop and search, and we all know how that’s worked out. What’s the total dead in London so far this year? 60? The police have suffered cuts for the best part of twenty years, but it was May who really cut them to bone.

May the Meek, is about as much a leader as I am an astronaut. The sad thing is, she frequently shows at PMQ’s that she has the potential to be a leader. She regularly skewers Corbyn, as she did last Wednesday, when Corbyn asked if was it the previous Home Secretary, who ordered the destruction of the Windrush documents in 2010. She replied; “No, it was the Home Secretary in 2009 who ordered those documents destroyed”. Corbyn had no comeback to that. So why is she so monumentally incompetent? I mean, when she called the unnecessary general election last year, she threw a lead of more than twenty points in the space of just two weeks, because her manifesto was pathetically shite. As a result, she almost handed Corbyn the keys to Downing Street.

The Tories seem to be starting to realise that if they’re to have any chance of winning the next general election, May has to go. She’s been warned that if she goes ahead with her plan to keep us in the Custom Union, which we specifically voted against, she will face a leadership challenge. The Tories need to do that anyway. It’s a sad indictment of her tenure as leader that the Tories are struggling to get a convincing lead over Labour in the polls. They should be light years ahead of that piece of shit and his band of traitors. The fact they’re not, is proof that May has to go.

Another fucking epic nomination by, Quick Draw McGraw

Peter Hain [4]

Peter Hain, a Labour peer and former anti Apartheid activist has shown his true cuntishness.
He has blamed Enoch Powell’s ‘Rivers of Blood’ speech for losing the Remain vote in Wales. He claims he heard echoes of it on the doorsteps in the valleys.
So Enoch was a Brexiteer, the cunt. And 48 years after his speech it inspired a vote against those that ‘know best’. Remoaners get ever more bizarre.
Hain, fuck off back to Nairobi or Pretoria or wherever you crawled from.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Nightclubs.

Nightclubs.

I’m not sure how many esteemed fellow cunters used to/currently go to Nightclubs on a regular basis, but I would imagine all of us at one time can recall just how fucking shite they were, and indeed still are by all accounts. My raving days encompassed the mid-90s to the 00s; The last time I ever set foot in one of these rotten fucking meat-markets was January 2009. Thank fuck. You are basically sold the premise of some drug-fuelled, lust-utopia fuckfest out of a Lars Von Trier film. The harsh reality is far, far less fucking appetising.

In modern times, you basically pay between £10 and £20 to enter some flea-ridden, barely-lit, unwanted piece of commerical real estate under a fucking bridge or something. You proceed to get treated like utter fucking shite from start to finish by everyone from the cloak-room cunt to the barstaff to the big bolshy shitcunt bouncers. You then pay a fucking premium on lukewarm Coronas, and settle in to watch a handful of people pull amongst the sweating, heaving dancefloor, under the illusion that you are somehow missing out.

Meanwhile, the half-cast Asian on the wheels of steel spins out yet another biscuit-tin beat shit-cut at tinitis-inducing overpowering volume, and you begin to wonder why the fuck you do this to yourself week in and week out, as your innards pulse the half-digested korma and bottled piss-lager down your intestinal tract thanks to the ground-shaking fucking bass.

Piss-soaked carpets of stairs between levels are festooned with cunts out of their skull, probably driven in equal parts by peer pressure and a subliminal desperation to escape the fucking nightmare of the nightclub experience, and fat slags squeezed into ill-fitting Primark one-pieces cackle otherworldly on their office night out.

The mercy of closing time finally arrives, and the harsh lights reveal just how fucking disgusting everything is, with everyone herded out like fucking lobotomy outpatients and sent off into the freezing cold to negotiate the fallen scumcunts on the pavement, and the legion of unlicensed, non-English speaking shades of excrement hollering at you “you vant taxi take taxi please”.

Nightclubs were always fucking shite, and I’m frankly delighted that I don’t need to pretend that I love going to them anymore. They are closing <i>en masse</i> these days, due to less interest from millenials who prefer to take photos of themselves all night. Well, just like even human shite has a useful by-product as fertiliser, so too apparently do millenial anti-social tendencies – fuck the nightclubs and everything about them. Each and every one of them can go bust as far as I’m concerned.

Nominated by. The Empire Cunts Back.

John Prescott [7]

I had the misfortune last night of watching a programme where John (Oh look what a fat working class cunt I am) presscunt travels around Yorkshire acting like an annoying cunt and “getting in touch” with the working class people of yorkshire.
He travels from factory to factory, looking at how the poor cunts that he fucked over just a few years ago live, and then patronizes them by telling them how fantastic and important they are.
They weren’t very important when you had them sacked and replaced with poles you backstabbing two faced cunt though were they.
I find this cunt not only sickening but also infuriating and how this prick has the arrogance to show his fat face on the telly after all he’s done is beyond me.
It’s like he’s totally forgotten what new labour did to the working class.
Has he forgotten about the total balls up that they made of the economy or the entire communities that were wiped out by mass immigration or EU redistribution of wealth and jobs?

He’s not just useless at being a politician though.

He buggered up practically everything that he tried to do (except the eating part of course).
Even something simple like when asked to put sausages into packets, he completely fucked it up.
Then the coup de grâce. The real challenge.
Put the round chocolates into the part of the tray designed for round ones and put the square chocolates into the part of the tray designed for square ones.

“This is really hard to do.”

No John.

It’s a minimum wage job. It’s a minimum wage job because IT’S FUCKING EASY AND ANYONE COULD DO IT.
Apart from you so it seems.
Stupid fat cunt can’t even use a pallet truck.

I think he was putting on some of the stupidity in a vain attempt to endear himself to the public, a bit like when some girls try to play dumb to seem cute but just come across as cunts.
Or perhaps he’s just lazy and doing the bloke thing (you know how we fuck up the hoovering and washing up so we don’t get asked to do it .. sorry .. *aherm* coz we’re just *aherm* coz we’re just not as good at it as you darling *aherm*) …
None the less …
How did these retarded cunts manage to run an entire country?
Well I guess they didn’t did they.

Seeing presscunt on tv last night made it glaringly obvious why this country got so fucked up when these mentally disabled, treasonous cretins were in charge. New Labour were without a doubt the worst thing to ever happen to this country and cunts like John Prescott were an integral part of the destruction of our country.

So you wanna make sausages John?
May I suggest that you throw B.liar, Straw, Brown, Mandelson, Campbell and all those other complete cunts into the mincer and make some sausages out of that.

Then throw yourself in after you cunt.

Does a mincer big enough for presscunt even exist?
One can live in hope.

… one day cunters, one day.

nominated by Deploy the sausage

Quora

Quora: The site that has the answers to everything fucking retarded.

With tens millions of repetitive emotional squirter’s and their questions about gun laws, white guilt, privilege, and racism that literally sucks the will to live right out of any intelligent person’s soul.

“If I collected five black friends and two of them turned out to be white (something that actually happens in America) and one of them was an “acting white” and the other two weren’t actually born on the African continent but were born in Walla Walla Washington – Should I still feel white guilt over something that happened over 150 fucking years ago?”

My answer: Just suck their dicks snowflake and get on with life.

“Who’s adopted (purchased) more black children Madonna or Sandra Bullock?” (Bullock who has two black children and uses them as bookends)

My answer: Jesus H Christ blacks aren’t collectible items you fucking bowls of vaginal discharge!

Quora: The place where pretentious narcissistic societal hanger-ons go to dress up their meaningless existences and literally waste every free second that they have in echo chambers of their own opinions. And then ask,

(real questions)
“Why am I stupid?”

“What does it feel like to be stupid?”

I don’t know you tell me.

Quora: The poster site for stupid cunts who love to hear themselves talk. (and everyone else wants to get away from at parties)

Nominated by BluntCunt