Today’s cunt of the day award must go to Trustees Savings Bank Bank (that’s not a typo). Seems the cunts have made a complete balls up of implementing their shiny new computer system. Quel surprise!

I feel qualified to comment meaningfully on this one as I spent twenty plus years testing computer systems. I was the one who told the Passport Office that there was a real possibility their new system wouldn’t handle the load when it went live. Remember that fiasco? Well here we go again.

TSB like the HMPO were too tight fisted to spend the large amount of money it takes to buy load testing systems. Basically you hit the fucker with everything you have and see if it falls over. Which it did…

The bank says it has been operating many of its key systems from the new platforms for months already (e.g. cash machines, payment systems and a mobile app) and “nobody has even noticed – which is exactly how it should be”. Well they fucking well noticed this morning! Just like the British Airways T5 luggage handling system when that went live.

And TSB’s answer to the overload problem? Throttle access. If you can’t log in then just keep trying. So what does that achieve? Yes. You guessed it. It increases the demand, ups the load and makes it more likely to fall over. According to TSB this morning the problem is fixed. Well it isn’t, so don’t piss down my back and tell me it’s raining!

And I’ve retired so don’t call me to sort it out. Cunts…

Nominated by Dioclese

People who set their own car alarms off – constantly

I sit here this afternoon with a cacophony of fucking car alarms going off around me to the point that I was beginning to think that Vlad had detonated an EMP over Londonistan.

But alas no, looking out of the window I see the normal set of gormless cunts staring at their shitheap car in amazement that the horn is blaring – again! Surely, you would think, that they would have remembered that their crappy car had an alarm given that they set it off this morning, and yesterday -(three times) and the countless times before. Why does it take them 2 minutes to remember how to turn the cunt off? They set it off every day so you would have thought that muscle memory alone would do the trick by now?

This annoys me on a multitude of levels – the most burning of which is that these people are audibly shouting to the world that they are thick as dried out shit. The fact that they own a cuntwagon that not even the most desperate crack starved car thief would look twice at appears beside the point.

Anyway, I have just improved my neighbourhood popularity rating by shouting out of the front door for them to shut the fuck up.

Cunts.

Nominated by Proper Cunt

Tristram Hunt, former MP and former Labour member has called for either David Miliband or Khand to form a party to directly challenge Labour. He reckons they are “strong, substantive leaders”. Really? In his first couple of years as Mayor of London, Khan has broken ALL of his election promises and presided over a rise in violent crime, including THIRTEEN murders in ELEVEN days. If Khan is a strong, substantive leader, I hate to see how much worse London would be with a weak, UNsubstantive leader. There’s also the fact that he’s spent more of his time publicly slagging off Trump than he has doing his job. And he’s made at least three trips to America. Hunt also made the laughably absurd claim that Britain is crying out for its own Emmanuel Macron. I don’t about you, but I don’t anyone who’s crying to have a politician who bears even a passing resemblance to the French granny snatcher. Then again, like a lot of his former colleagues, Hunt can hardly claim to know the first thing about the working class.

A lot of Labour’s female MP’s and supporters are up in arms over numerous claims of sexism and sexual impropriety in the Labour Party. Again, Corbyn claims he’s taking a zero tolerance approach to such behaviour, and again, he’s yet to back it up with action. Two female Labour members, one an MP and one an activist, have made claims of sexual harassment against Labour MP Kelvin Hopkins. The activist, Ava Etemadzadeh alleged last year that Hopkins sent her an inappropriate text message and rubbed his crotch against her. This prompted MP Kerry McCarthy to allege that she received unwanted attention from Hopkins when they were both Labour Councillors in the 1990’s. Hopkins denies the allegations. Labour HQ’s response to Etemadzadeh’s allegations by trying to force her to meet Hopkins face to face, so that he could question her over the allegations. A number of female MP’s and activists are threatening to quit the party if an unnamed male MP doesn’t have the whip removed for allegedly physically abusing his wife. There was a big meeting over it, attending by Harriet Harperson. Others threatened to quit if Labour changed its rules regarding all female candidate lists, to include men who identify as women. And there have been several other allegations of sexual abuse/unwanted advances against male MP’s and party members.

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, Corbyn is not a leader. He and his disciples like to portray as a kindly, wise uncle type figure. Like a lot of things with Labour under his stewardship, that is a lie. Once any interview of him when he thinks he’s being given a hard time. The mask of kind uncle Jeremy slips, and his true personality is revealed. A nasty, hateful, far left loon, who despises anyone who’s opinion differs to his. He claims he’s not a career politician, but he’s NEVER had a proper job outside politics. He even got involved with left wing politics while still at school. His front bench team are pathetic joke. He’s got Thornberry, a woman who tweeted a sarcastic photo of a house covered in St George Cross flags. The implication being she thought it pathetic, as his Shadow Foreign Secretary. He’s got the Abbotopotamus, his ex-girlfriend and world class cretin as his Shadow Home Secretary. He made John McDonnell, a fellow IRA supporter, his Shadow Chancellor. And they’re the BEST of his front bench. He recently kicked Owen Smith off the front bench for calling for a second referendum. The Abbotopotamus did the same thing a few months ago, but Corbyn hasn’t sacked her. None of them seem to sing from the same hymn sheet. The issue of Brexit saw them make conflicting comments on national TV. Then again, nobody seems to know whether Corbyn is for or against the EU. Despite making it official that Labour would keep us in the Customs Union, we keep hearing the claim that Corbyn is against the EU. Thanks to him, Labour have gone into a distinct downward spiral. It says a lot about how bad the Tories under Theresa the Appeaser are that they aren’t further ahead in the polls.

No. Not those sort of knockers!!

The occasional ultra serious and sensitive people on this site who still don’t realize that “…Is A Cunt” is one of (if not the only) free space on the internet where people can loudly, and most often obnoxiously voice their frustrations.

(Most of us) post on this site, not out of actual hatred, or desires to commit physical harm but for the simple reason that, if humans aren’t allowed to express their frustrations in an uncensored often exaggerated manner it leads to actual hatred and physical harm.

We live in a world so heavily thought and speech policed that it has created ticking time-bombs everywhere. Bombs which constantly explode with more hatred and violence, and then idiots rush in to tighten the censorship screws even further.

As a group, we say: Fuck that insanity!

If this site becomes too much for you go to one of the millions of politically correct echo chambers. Where you will be greeted by those who unwittingly create, not only people like us but the bombs of thought suppression that are constantly going off and actually killing people.

Nominated by BluntCunt