Owen Jones double cunting (7 & 8)

I’d like to nominate Owen Jones – the champagne socialist bumboy. Not content with being an aggressive, intolerant, sanctimonious little shit, the cunt has written a column in the Guardian attacking Andrew Neil for being right wing. Neil is the only journalist at the BBC who provides a bit of balance to the left wing SJW shit that’s stuffed down our throats every day. Maybe Owen is bitter about the time he made an appearance on This Week and was exposed by Neil for being a lying piece of shit.

Nominated by An Irish cunt

Then nominated by The Empire Cunts Back.

Owen Jones, shirtlifter-in-chief, Citizen Smith parody and screeching far-left cuntwomble, is in rarified air over at Graunland. He is possibly the biggest the cunt going at that paper and boy, does it take some considerable cuntitude to climb atop that particular Mount Olympus.

Even the most ardent Labour supporter cannot describe Jones’ pitiful attempts to ‘get Andrew Neil sacked’ as the petulant, intolerant side of the Momentum-tinged liberalism; basically demonising anyone at all who disagrees with them.

More disturbingly however, is that Citizen Jones the cunt is repeating his trick of shouting something loudly, getting mucho publicity and relying on ‘the people’ to follow his rhetoric without paying attention to facts. He did this by making a huge fuss of the BBC ‘editing’ a Newsnight image to show Corbyn in a Russian-style hat (it was authentic), and he is now doing it again, this time in an autistic hissyfit about the BBC being, unbelievably, biased towards the right.

Not even a cunt like Jones can for one second genuinely believe this. It is a sideshow. An attempt at good old Orwellian Truth Ministry correction. It goes being annoying and into really dangerous politicking that simply relies more on lies and fake news than actual truth. He can’t beat brillo in debate so instead attempts a Crucible-tier cry of brillo being a witch.

Jones is pure, liberal cancer.

The London Marathon

Yes, it’s marathon day. Cunts in costumes running 26 miles on the road to nowhere.

Thousands of the cunts. Endless tedious BBC coverage with cunts spouting bollocks. The Beckham’s spawn has run it. Paula Radcliffe has won it. Prince Harry says it’s wonderful so it must be a cuntfest.

And it’s all in the name of charity – or money for feckless cunts and scroungers. The odd worthy cause maybe but mainly people doing it to make themselves look good.

Marathon? Cuntathon more like.

Apparently it’s going to be scorchio. Hope the cunts boil.

Nominated by Pedantic Cunt

Netflix

I would like to nominate Netflix and whoever the virtue signalling box ticking cunts are that have done the remake series of ‘Lost in Space’. Just read the first review (it aired yesterday) and apparently it’s the woman of the family now who has the brains and is the driving force.The older kid is now tinted(of course) even though mom and dad are white,she was born before dad came along,we are told conveniently.And finally the pesky Dr. the stowaway who tries to sabotage everything every week has now changed sex and is a woman.Just surprised they didn’t go the whole nine yards and have Robbie the robot mincing around in a pinny going” ooooh look at the muck in ‘ere”. Just more PC bollux.

nominated by. Fillipo

Lloyds Wank

I am going to mega cunt Lloyds TSB!

Why? Perhaps I am not being rational here but my reasons are as follows :

1, Internet banking – well apparently my nice secure password Fucku2 was unacceptable

2, On separation from Mrs Benny MKII they swore that neither of us could independently remove themselves from the joint account, Well not so as it panned out, sitting in a restaurant trying to impress future MRS Benny (MkIII), I have my card declined and a swaith of threatening letters about an overdraft on an account that I now seem to be solely responsible for (and they have emptied my current account to fill the hole caused by the myriad of direct debits that have fuck all to do with me)

3, After that abortion the over generous over draft, I shit you not I have an overdraft! I can go over by £200 pm if I want and then the magic card stops working only on this occasion my un agreed overdraft stopped the card at £1000 and they fucking charged me bank charges on that!

4, Well today was the final straw I phoned the telephone banking system that to say the least is arse at the best of time and the fucks have deleted my pass code (which is numeric and not rude) I can not fucking believe the incompetence of the fuckers.
All this coupled with such a shit interest rate have made me decide that the black horse can fuck right off.


What a bunch of cunts!!!!

Nominated by a very pissed off Lord Benny

Serious slebs

A Cunting for celebrities/actors on serious debate panels

I nominate the undeserved privileged few who “identify” themselves ( check me out all up to the minute diversity aware) as actors / singers who go on debate panels like question time etc as a voice of the fucking people/general all round oracle on current affairs.

Fuck me Im just back in country and had recorded the last few question times to boil my piss whilst I re-acclimatized to our great lands only to be met with Brian Cox on question time letting me know I’m a cunt for voting to leave the most undemocratic fucking stitch up of the peoples of the UK that has ever been perpetrated. Why is it that this country somehow believes that just because you are an actor your views somehow have extra credence ? Seriously? When one of these cunts spouts an opinion, the news is all fucking over it but why ?

They are usually not academic. Off to drama school luvvies who have never had to live a normal life. Cox isn’t the only one guilty of this , but I’m baffled why the general populace would be swayed by an actor ? what the fuck is wrong with us ? Taking a celebrities view on shit ? 90% of the populace is better informed than them anyways. I’m a Scot and I know Cox is a cunt , as I do Ewan McGregor

Why do broadcasters even bother getting them on ? Pathetic cunts lapping their shite up and pathetic cunts buying the doom scenarios.

Nominated by Squint Cuntwood